Money isn't bad.
Cookie monster makes me laugh.
Arabs are stupid.

It's incoherent.
A mosquito bit my taint.
Take the kids to school.

Algorithmic spooge.
Mechanistic humping toy.
In walks my money.

Lets all do some stuff.
We can do things after that.
It just might be fun.

Scamming pill websites.
Send your money overseas.
Nigerian scammers.

Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam.
Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam.
Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam.

And now the weather.
In other news, I farted.
It covered Thailand.

she said, If You Leave...
so I Ran (So Far Away)
Sheila Take a Bow

In The Air Tonight
Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)
Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love

There are no numbers.
God told me so in a dream.
Give me your money.

Far poop sniff trance wank
Stafford shire pueblo robs bank
New under the sun

have Cat Scratch Fever,
so Don't Stand So Close to Me
need Doctor Feel Good

Fire on the Mountain.
Hey Aqualung! Run away!
Don't stop believing

And the winner is;
The Anonymous Poet
Score was five to four

A spam-free website?!
Janis is on top of things!
I'm a happy nerd.

What Spider-Man eats?
Maybe lots of flies and moths.
That would really suck

Arrogant teacher,
and an unprepared student
Bad combination

That, sir, would be you.
Asking what's a twat-waffle
means that that is you.

What's a twat-waffle?
I've heard it, but I don't know.
Someone please tell me.

There is no beauty.
Ugliness does not exist.
Calm your mind and be.

Mind. Your. Own. Business.
Else. You. Are. Just. A. Douchebag.
Dingleberry-breath.

Important suffix
Semicolon, period
Commas are the worst

Where are the spammers?
Did the FBI trick work?
Oh, I wish; if only!

Go to the spam websites and in their "contact" link type in an FBI or DEA phone number for them to call back. I did that a few times on those scam loan links and scam pill links. I wonder if they called the FBI and DEA. That would be funny! Damn, I'm an evil fucker. I love being evil. And cannibalism is like soooo 1995.

It's Saturday night
I'm making stupid poems
I party soooo hard!

goodbye

goodbye

goodbye

goodbye

Okay, here's an idea....
On these spam websites is a contact page.
You can click that and send them rude messages, but what good will that do? Waste of time.

However, I think it would be interesting to send them what might seem a legit message to (1) waste their time and (2) for a return contact phone number put the phone number of your local FBI, ATF, DEA offices and/or even local police.

So, that's what I've been doing. Make these cocksucking mail order med spam companies call the DEA offices. How hilarious is that?

Just like King Elvis.
They will die taking a shit.
And I'll sell tickets.

And before they die
pour scalding coffee down them.
They'll shit out their lives.

Not but blind torsos.
Blind and deaf with charcoal stumps.
Then starve them to death.

Adrenaline shots
so they can't go into shock.
Gouge out both their eyes!

Get the blow torches!
Tie them down; burn off their limbs.
Inject them with meth.

Now there is no spam.
I can be a douche bag too.
"Sorry but" "Hello".

chemistry is hard
hard like this damn chair on
buttermilk pancake

I'll spell it backwards
noitcnufsyd elitcere
keep spammers away!

frothy water pic
google+ is such a waste
roast beef or turkey

falling rice bags kill
I need to go brush my teeth
yo momma so fat!

induced suicide
teen girls overusing like
struck with a tuna

only eight more now
it's universal conquest
or something like that

why are you laughing
does this then make you happy
eat a big booger

and in walks Jesus
where can I get some free beer
torture is not nice

I can't think of it
Bad Haiku: (necessary)
I do not know why

is there comedy
he's wearing a business suit
clowns are like boring

no it didn't work
so here is a new haiku
you are so welcome

can I submit nil
lets see on the next haiku
well here goes nothing

I'm almost done now
the new novel will be bad
Do you like apples?

Japanimation
octopi orgasmic show
exploding lizard

all these stupid words
what does she think of when she
I don't think I should

Fuck fuck fuck! *Star Wars*
We can always start a war
the Dow Jones rises

where is the lobster
I don't think I can do this
Start Wars aliens