No one likes my drink.
Garlic salt sardine latte.
Sip swallow gulp burp.

ET drinks coffee.
Coffee is from outer space.
It's transplanted here.

Aliens got me.
But I was not abducted.
I went willingly.

you nude
i am mood
bed cry pain

on road
i kiss you
you stop breath

I fucking hate spam.
Spammers deserve ebola.
Die shitting out blood!

Enormous backside.
Waddling tattooed duck.
Too greasy to eat.

Ebola my sweet
Weed the meaty popsicles
Yours truly, Darwin

I do not love you.
In fact I think I hate you.
Lets go get some pie.

Blow me, Blow me now
Where do you get milk in Qingdao?
Tina fey smells. Yo.

Fungal toes; Ash blows
My penis likes peach cobbler
Warm and gooey, mmmm

Social Media
Has Two Privacy Choices:
Public and Viral

Goodbye!

Frogs enjoy jumping.
Turtles like to graze and sleep.
Iguanas get high.

sunlight
so cool
Snow mood out

Sky Dear
Because you, dry
I call the rain

underwhere
upper nothing
under manything

Rose Flower
Smiling again
Lips words

who is this?
asking sky
at rainbow

sun ask
for sky
night love

Youtube popping zits.
Blackheads are called comedones.
Who woulda thunk it.

Dingle:
Just get the fuck out!
That's exactly what I did!
Great minds think alike.

Angry dog climbs hill
breathing from bottom of lungs,
pisses on summit

Shat my underwear
Put them in neighbors mail box
Then I left for work

I am pooping blood.
Rappin' Poet was too rough.
I can't even walk.

He can't resist me.
My ass is too enticing.
Fill me up again.

yo bitch! stop crappin'
your rappin' is like fappin'
such as it happen

try and blow my mind
but you just blow in your pants
juicy happenstance

clean out them undies
you preachin' like the fundies
as you rave and rants

...nah, really : welcome back :)

She's a Maniac
She Blinded Me With Science
Hungry Like The Wolf

Stand back up bitch, yo
Got hot babe, she mails me fish
(smoked salmon, yum)

Do not need your ass
But thanks, for the offer, bitch
For filling, try Ash?

Thanks Rappin' Poet.
Cover me in your hot spooge.
I'll drain your balls dry.

Fill up my stomach.
Stuff my ass with your manhood.
My ass satisfies.

Rappin poet back
To say: all you fools, ixnay
Your poetry: gay

Been years away, yes
Janice still rockin, go girl
You boys stroke your cocks

Squirt in yo face, ace
You're a big fat disgrace
Put yous in yo place

english haiku suck ?
go spill your steaming entrails
we love them long time

Jap haiku suck worse.
They're about used girls panties.
Sometimes Godzilla.

English Haikus suck.
The language serves them poorly.
Subtlety is lost.

uiqnthrd

Stick figure boners.
IUPAC nomenclature.
Manufacture meth.

The scammers are back.
Scam scam scam scam scam scam scam.
Scam scam scam scam scam.

Now it's time for work.
Re-killing the dinosaurs.
I won't need coffee.

Hello!

Money isn't bad.
Cookie monster makes me laugh.
Arabs are stupid.

It's incoherent.
A mosquito bit my taint.
Take the kids to school.

Algorithmic spooge.
Mechanistic humping toy.
In walks my money.

Lets all do some stuff.
We can do things after that.
It just might be fun.

Scamming pill websites.
Send your money overseas.
Nigerian scammers.

Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam.
Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam.
Scam Scam Scam Scam Scam.

And now the weather.
In other news, I farted.
It covered Thailand.

she said, If You Leave...
so I Ran (So Far Away)
Sheila Take a Bow

In The Air Tonight
Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)
Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love

There are no numbers.
God told me so in a dream.
Give me your money.

Far poop sniff trance wank
Stafford shire pueblo robs bank
New under the sun

have Cat Scratch Fever,
so Don't Stand So Close to Me
need Doctor Feel Good