Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 46 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

I drank four loco
and I just had to try it
the cheap booze gimmick
Haiku # 49577, April 29, 2013 2:19 am ET
by vhs
"manscaping" inane
my pelvic region untamed
Hey, Mr. Kotter?
Haiku # 49575, April 28, 2013 1:23 am ET
by Lush
I am the I am.
Seek and find Me within you.
You will be complete.
Haiku # 49574, April 27, 2013 11:29 pm ET
by evi1 coffee god of Harvard University school of Animal Husbandry
pass me the bottle
hopefully NOT over the
head, and pour me one
Haiku # 49572, April 27, 2013 12:03 am ET
by VHS
my job is to live
my family the muses
I shall ramble on
Haiku # 49571, April 26, 2013 6:58 pm ET
by Lush
sanctimonious
purveyor most prosaic
bully for anon.
Haiku # 49570, April 26, 2013 6:56 pm ET
by Lush
if I hear one more
philosopher saying time
does not exist...then

off to the hockey
penalty box with that cat
and now the last line
Haiku # 49569, April 26, 2013 12:27 pm ET
by vhs
the news we don't hear
is the good news of the day
come spring tomorrow
Haiku # 49568, April 26, 2013 12:22 pm ET
by vhs
there's moments in life
where it's all numbers and a
economic case
Haiku # 49567, April 26, 2013 12:18 pm ET
by vhs
well lush, whilst i try
and solve job issues and fam
issues ramble on
Haiku # 49566, April 26, 2013 12:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
pharmacy window
ajar and glowing neon
boundless repertoire
Haiku # 49565, April 25, 2013 10:41 pm ET
by Lush
a leaf in stasis
shall I turn it right over?
after one last binge
Haiku # 49564, April 25, 2013 10:37 pm ET
by Lush
undeserved health
engenders survivor guilt
demented am I
Haiku # 49563, April 25, 2013 10:36 pm ET
by Lush
holy ennui, mates
echocardiogram fine
my renewed vigor
Haiku # 49562, April 25, 2013 10:34 pm ET
by Lush
inert but i'm not
ironic that the world turns
as i go nowhere
Haiku # 49561, April 25, 2013 9:03 am ET
by ash
when all is said and
done, the golf clubs and gold watch
what is there to life
Haiku # 49560, April 25, 2013 1:16 am ET
by vhs
Small talking ad men
Happy hour tomorrow
Network to the top
Haiku # 49559, April 24, 2013 5:04 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
I don't know, there's this
my style is better than your
style bullshit in writing

but stupid often
sells better than some art book
so what's the rub aye?
Haiku # 49558, April 23, 2013 11:30 am ET
by vhs
incipient pain
erupting from clad disdain
woe betide rising
Haiku # 49557, April 22, 2013 11:17 pm ET
by Lush
gallery awaits
my pigment is dwindling
canvas for kind'ling
Haiku # 49556, April 22, 2013 11:11 pm ET
by Lush
joker's laziness
is it funny cause it's lame
I sure believe so
Haiku # 49555, April 22, 2013 11:09 pm ET
by Lush
belay that, that was
"bad mood haiku" and it
doesn't always work
Haiku # 49554, April 22, 2013 6:27 am ET
by vhs
you know it might be
sad and down but maybe I
need to stop trusting

I don't trust anymore
Haiku # 49553, April 21, 2013 12:23 pm ET
by vhs
that's why I don't click
on the hot links, still a bit
you know you know you...
Haiku # 49552, April 21, 2013 12:05 pm ET
by vhs
Yo momma so poor
She reads badhaiku.com
To get the free Spam.
Haiku # 49551, April 21, 2013 8:08 am ET
by evi1 of Timbucktoo.
well the spam seems a
bit obsolete like it doesn't
really matter much
Haiku # 49550, April 21, 2013 2:26 am ET
by vhs
didn't abbie hoffmann
already do that with his
"fuck army" salute?
Haiku # 49548, April 20, 2013 1:04 am ET
by vhs
More profanity
Is exactly what haikus
need more of today.
Haiku # 49547, April 19, 2013 10:37 pm ET
by Click to read/download my evil novel. of Out house porn shoot.
the news hollers and
the american consumer
eats it like chef boyardee

and big macs
Haiku # 49546, April 19, 2013 11:47 am ET
by vhs
times of conflict vs
times of peace and order vs
times of transition
Haiku # 49545, April 19, 2013 11:33 am ET
by vhs
indulge all askance
dance an accordion theme
collapse abruptly
Haiku # 49544, April 19, 2013 1:51 am ET
by Lush
presume a fine scheme
then chase solace, so serene
bitten from behind
Haiku # 49543, April 19, 2013 1:48 am ET
by Lush
the secrets do lie
within the most honest heart
solve at your peril
Haiku # 49542, April 19, 2013 1:44 am ET
by Lush
when times weren't so rough
irony hit the dance floor
now the kids goose step

(in mini skirts, male and female)
Haiku # 49541, April 19, 2013 1:05 am ET
by vhs
it's like the bunny
in the battery adverts
we got used to it...
Haiku # 49539, April 17, 2013 8:32 pm ET
by vhs
and from the home front
damn if it is such a thing...
don't fuck with boston

it is all i can
say because I hate what our
world just has become...
Haiku # 49538, April 17, 2013 8:30 pm ET
by vhs
Up at crack of dawn
To cuss at the procession
Good riddance Maggie
Haiku # 49536, April 17, 2013 10:36 am ET
by Janis
My cats bumped my hand
Sorry about the spelling
'Bots die for errors.
Haiku # 49535, April 17, 2013 2:08 am ET
by Frank Grimes
to my mom and dad
happy anniversary
fifty-five years wed
Haiku # 49534, April 17, 2013 2:05 am ET
by crimson mind of phoenix, az
A hand from a grave
Friday, the dead will arise
"..., shop S-MART!"...Waco
Haiku # 49533, April 17, 2013 2:00 am ET
by Frank Grimes
A hand from a grave
Friday, the dead will arise
"...9, shop S-MART!"...Waco
Haiku # 49532, April 17, 2013 1:57 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Will dress to impress
With the colors and the capes
That are on my socks.
Haiku # 49531, April 17, 2013 1:48 am ET
by Frank Grimes
Man of Steel trailer
Great,now I can't find my socks
Supe' socks will be worn.
Haiku # 49530, April 17, 2013 1:45 am ET
by Frank Grimes
well some of us here
belong to "belief" in some
form mind you as you

might have known of me
Haiku # 49529, April 15, 2013 11:04 am ET
by vhs
john frum delivers
but only for a short while
you can't count on cults
Haiku # 49528, April 14, 2013 11:22 pm ET
by ash
I hear john frum is
supposed to come back and bring
coke and boxes back
Haiku # 49527, April 14, 2013 10:08 pm ET
by vhs
Wrong number of syllables?
Sticklers disapprove.
They can kiss my grits.
Haiku # 49526, April 14, 2013 10:05 pm ET
by John Frum of USA
seasonal ennui
encapsulated by fog
my brain is useless
Haiku # 49525, April 14, 2013 7:33 pm ET
by ash
Game of Thrones tonight
What is dead may never die
Winter is coming
Haiku # 49524, April 14, 2013 6:05 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
Swollen and useless
Stupid is as stupid does
Think before you punch
Haiku # 49523, April 14, 2013 4:52 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
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