if I hear one more
philosopher saying time
does not exist...then

off to the hockey
penalty box with that cat
and now the last line

the news we don't hear
is the good news of the day
come spring tomorrow

there's moments in life
where it's all numbers and a
economic case

well lush, whilst i try
and solve job issues and fam
issues ramble on

pharmacy window
ajar and glowing neon
boundless repertoire

a leaf in stasis
shall I turn it right over?
after one last binge

undeserved health
engenders survivor guilt
demented am I

holy ennui, mates
echocardiogram fine
my renewed vigor

inert but i'm not
ironic that the world turns
as i go nowhere

when all is said and
done, the golf clubs and gold watch
what is there to life

Small talking ad men
Happy hour tomorrow
Network to the top

I don't know, there's this
my style is better than your
style bullshit in writing

but stupid often
sells better than some art book
so what's the rub aye?

incipient pain
erupting from clad disdain
woe betide rising

gallery awaits
my pigment is dwindling
canvas for kind'ling

joker's laziness
is it funny cause it's lame
I sure believe so

belay that, that was
"bad mood haiku" and it
doesn't always work

you know it might be
sad and down but maybe I
need to stop trusting

I don't trust anymore

that's why I don't click
on the hot links, still a bit
you know you know you...

Yo momma so poor
She reads badhaiku.com
To get the free Spam.

well the spam seems a
bit obsolete like it doesn't
really matter much

didn't abbie hoffmann
already do that with his
"fuck army" salute?

More profanity
Is exactly what haikus
need more of today.

the news hollers and
the american consumer
eats it like chef boyardee

and big macs

times of conflict vs
times of peace and order vs
times of transition

indulge all askance
dance an accordion theme
collapse abruptly

presume a fine scheme
then chase solace, so serene
bitten from behind

the secrets do lie
within the most honest heart
solve at your peril

when times weren't so rough
irony hit the dance floor
now the kids goose step

(in mini skirts, male and female)

it's like the bunny
in the battery adverts
we got used to it...

and from the home front
damn if it is such a thing...
don't fuck with boston

it is all i can
say because I hate what our
world just has become...

Up at crack of dawn
To cuss at the procession
Good riddance Maggie

My cats bumped my hand
Sorry about the spelling
'Bots die for errors.

to my mom and dad
happy anniversary
fifty-five years wed

A hand from a grave
Friday, the dead will arise
"..., shop S-MART!"...Waco

A hand from a grave
Friday, the dead will arise
"...9, shop S-MART!"...Waco

Will dress to impress
With the colors and the capes
That are on my socks.

Man of Steel trailer
Great,now I can't find my socks
Supe' socks will be worn.

well some of us here
belong to "belief" in some
form mind you as you

might have known of me

john frum delivers
but only for a short while
you can't count on cults

I hear john frum is
supposed to come back and bring
coke and boxes back

Wrong number of syllables?
Sticklers disapprove.
They can kiss my grits.

seasonal ennui
encapsulated by fog
my brain is useless

Game of Thrones tonight
What is dead may never die
Winter is coming

Swollen and useless
Stupid is as stupid does
Think before you punch

Think I broke my hand
Typing's much more difficult
Get what you deserve

the networked world vs
the world we knew of zines and
basement stereos...

the r2 d2
doll on the desk, makes noise
dispenses candy

how to live in a
world where someone can print in
theory chicken mcnuggets

sorry I'm in shock, the idea someone can print food using a 3d printer is sci fi now

The captcha is now
fbalin 642.
WTF is that?!

Radioactive
snuffalupagus penis.
Big bird's ass glows red.

A thousand children
armed with knives, swords, and tear gas
vs. Mike Tyson.

Charles Manson, Timothy McVeigh, Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, Pee Wee Herman, Mother Theresa, and you.

This is better than
filling out all my tax forms.
Fuck the IRS!