Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 312 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

Man of Steel trailer
Great,now I can't find my socks
Supe' socks will be worn.
Haiku # 49530, April 17, 2013 1:45 am ET
by Frank Grimes
well some of us here
belong to "belief" in some
form mind you as you

might have known of me
Haiku # 49529, April 15, 2013 11:04 am ET
by vhs
john frum delivers
but only for a short while
you can't count on cults
Haiku # 49528, April 14, 2013 11:22 pm ET
by ash
I hear john frum is
supposed to come back and bring
coke and boxes back
Haiku # 49527, April 14, 2013 10:08 pm ET
by vhs
Wrong number of syllables?
Sticklers disapprove.
They can kiss my grits.
Haiku # 49526, April 14, 2013 10:05 pm ET
by John Frum of USA
seasonal ennui
encapsulated by fog
my brain is useless
Haiku # 49525, April 14, 2013 7:33 pm ET
by ash
Game of Thrones tonight
What is dead may never die
Winter is coming
Haiku # 49524, April 14, 2013 6:05 pm ET
by Cornea Pete
Swollen and useless
Stupid is as stupid does
Think before you punch
Haiku # 49523, April 14, 2013 4:52 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
Think I broke my hand
Typing's much more difficult
Get what you deserve
Haiku # 49522, April 14, 2013 4:50 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
the networked world vs
the world we knew of zines and
basement stereos...
Haiku # 49521, April 13, 2013 1:17 pm ET
by vhs
the r2 d2
doll on the desk, makes noise
dispenses candy
Haiku # 49520, April 13, 2013 11:59 am ET
by vhs
how to live in a
world where someone can print in
theory chicken mcnuggets

sorry I'm in shock, the idea someone can print food using a 3d printer is sci fi now
Haiku # 49519, April 13, 2013 11:58 am ET
by vhs
The captcha is now
fbalin 642.
WTF is that?!
Haiku # 49518, April 13, 2013 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Radioactive
snuffalupagus penis.
Big bird's ass glows red.

A thousand children
armed with knives, swords, and tear gas
vs. Mike Tyson.

Charles Manson, Timothy McVeigh, Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, Pee Wee Herman, Mother Theresa, and you.

This is better than
filling out all my tax forms.
Fuck the IRS!
Haiku # 49517, April 13, 2013 11:34 am ET
by evi1 - a novel about you of Space Station
some things won't let go
a haiku dingleberry
is zabadooey
Haiku # 49516, April 13, 2013 6:06 am ET
by ash
:)

and even the porn troop
guy ought try some other site
maybe there are gay

stormtrooper websites?
I don't dare look, I'm still um
processing something
Haiku # 49515, April 13, 2013 1:36 am ET
by vhs
How utterly quaint!
A lovely statement of rights.
Simply wonderful!
Haiku # 49514, April 12, 2013 11:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
this day is complete
vhs got all wistful
my heart is engorged
Haiku # 49512, April 12, 2013 5:48 pm ET
by Lush
if the printed word
goes under then will there still
be places to sit, read?
Haiku # 49511, April 12, 2013 2:13 pm ET
by vhs
took the bait, chat troll
lined, swallowed, hooked the anger you've
it's all about me
Haiku # 49510, April 12, 2013 2:07 pm ET
by vhs
one prof asked the class
"stuff? what is...stuff???" and stuff seems
stuffing, undefined

(as well)
Haiku # 49509, April 12, 2013 12:56 pm ET
by vhs
let's keep adding to
this cornucopia of
stuff, monkeys typing
Haiku # 49508, April 12, 2013 12:54 pm ET
by vhs
so it's a real cut
up situation room here
and I'll add my own
Haiku # 49507, April 12, 2013 12:54 pm ET
by vhs
"There's too much haiku.
These people just need to stop."
Said no one ever.
Haiku # 49506, April 12, 2013 11:01 am ET
by Cornea Pete
Must be a record
To have had a bloody troll
For almost 10 years.
Haiku # 49505, April 12, 2013 10:57 am ET
by Janis
The joy I receive
From reading all this damned verse
Is worth all the cost.
Haiku # 49504, April 12, 2013 10:55 am ET
by Janis
Has it been that long?
The hosting fees of Janis
Must be substantial
Haiku # 49503, April 12, 2013 10:36 am ET
by Cornea Pete
We're bringin' it back
Making the five-seven-five
In a new decade
Haiku # 49502, April 12, 2013 10:34 am ET
by Cornea Pete
I could blame my own
genetics, but irish and
temper, cross to bear
Haiku # 49501, April 12, 2013 7:19 am ET
by vhs
brain waves ascatter
two heads upon a platter
how shall I decide?
Haiku # 49500, April 12, 2013 3:41 am ET
by Lush
these captcha visions
are better than Burroughs' clips
inert poetry
Haiku # 49499, April 12, 2013 3:40 am ET
by Lush
I herein declare
thank Janis for your archives
these bytes don't crumple
Haiku # 49498, April 12, 2013 3:38 am ET
by Lush of nostra gblayu
gin saturation
tissues expelling toxins
within molecules
Haiku # 49497, April 12, 2013 3:36 am ET
by Lush
ahoy ye matees
I abandonded ship for shore
yet missed the tumult
Haiku # 49496, April 12, 2013 3:33 am ET
by Lush
Ash with a chainsaw
Evil Dead in two-ish weeks
Man date with my bros
Haiku # 49495, April 12, 2013 12:24 am ET
by Frank Grimes
it's a tradition with
the gay stormtroopers comments
I should say I know
Haiku # 49494, April 11, 2013 11:27 pm ET
by vhs
Nippress and Ash
Gay Sex
All day long
Haiku # 49493, April 11, 2013 10:21 pm ET
by i am back
Bob should be joinin'
Soon enough he'll be coinin'
A five-seven-five
Haiku # 49492, April 11, 2013 5:02 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
all work and no play
almost make me a dull boy
and then Grimes reminds
Haiku # 49491, April 11, 2013 3:00 am ET
by Cornea Pete
Haikuin' again
Rekindling this romance
Just what I needed...
Haiku # 49490, April 10, 2013 10:44 pm ET
by Frank Grimes
heh heh heh heh heh
oh shit, no comment sometimes
you just gotta hear it
Haiku # 49489, April 10, 2013 12:41 am ET
by vhs
Nuclear-powered masturbatory reflexivity elongation enhancement.
Get it now while supplies last.
Satisfy your wife and 6 mistresses tonight with your glow-in-the-dark swollen spongy tissue.
Thank you Wal-mart.
Haiku # 49487, April 9, 2013 12:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
too many goodbyes
too many goodbyes, to folks
the words always hurt
Haiku # 49486, April 9, 2013 11:45 am ET
by vhs
mouse ears. beach movies.
america's girl next door.
you'll be missed Annette.
Haiku # 49485, April 9, 2013 3:27 am ET
by crimson mind of phoenix, az
thank you Margaret
for your service to the world.
goodbye iron gal.
Haiku # 49484, April 9, 2013 3:24 am ET
by crimson mind of phoenix, az
you see that wave that
is the icon of this site
the wave keeps going...
Haiku # 49483, April 8, 2013 12:22 am ET
by vhs
david rushkoff said
the reason soap operas
do badly is the now

generation lost
the sense of narrative, I
say, "The Real World" then
Haiku # 49482, April 6, 2013 12:11 pm ET
by vhs
and so the world turns
the ending of dark ages
a new day dawning
Haiku # 49481, April 6, 2013 6:31 am ET
by ash
your angry wit is
a dose of medicine to
a world gone dormant
Haiku # 49480, April 5, 2013 12:25 pm ET
by vhs
that is what I want
to see, this place to keep the
tradition alive

the wit of the net
as it once was, not this thing
sanitized, made flat
Haiku # 49479, April 5, 2013 12:24 pm ET
by vhs
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