Radioactive
snuffalupagus penis.
Big bird's ass glows red.

A thousand children
armed with knives, swords, and tear gas
vs. Mike Tyson.

Charles Manson, Timothy McVeigh, Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, Pee Wee Herman, Mother Theresa, and you.

This is better than
filling out all my tax forms.
Fuck the IRS!