it's like the bunny
in the battery adverts
we got used to it...

and from the home front
damn if it is such a thing...
don't fuck with boston

it is all i can
say because I hate what our
world just has become...

Up at crack of dawn
To cuss at the procession
Good riddance Maggie

My cats bumped my hand
Sorry about the spelling
'Bots die for errors.

to my mom and dad
happy anniversary
fifty-five years wed

A hand from a grave
Friday, the dead will arise
"..., shop S-MART!"...Waco

A hand from a grave
Friday, the dead will arise
"...9, shop S-MART!"...Waco

Will dress to impress
With the colors and the capes
That are on my socks.

Man of Steel trailer
Great,now I can't find my socks
Supe' socks will be worn.

well some of us here
belong to "belief" in some
form mind you as you

might have known of me

john frum delivers
but only for a short while
you can't count on cults

I hear john frum is
supposed to come back and bring
coke and boxes back

Wrong number of syllables?
Sticklers disapprove.
They can kiss my grits.

seasonal ennui
encapsulated by fog
my brain is useless

Game of Thrones tonight
What is dead may never die
Winter is coming

Swollen and useless
Stupid is as stupid does
Think before you punch

Think I broke my hand
Typing's much more difficult
Get what you deserve

the networked world vs
the world we knew of zines and
basement stereos...

the r2 d2
doll on the desk, makes noise
dispenses candy

how to live in a
world where someone can print in
theory chicken mcnuggets

sorry I'm in shock, the idea someone can print food using a 3d printer is sci fi now

The captcha is now
fbalin 642.
WTF is that?!

Radioactive
snuffalupagus penis.
Big bird's ass glows red.

A thousand children
armed with knives, swords, and tear gas
vs. Mike Tyson.

Charles Manson, Timothy McVeigh, Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, Pee Wee Herman, Mother Theresa, and you.

This is better than
filling out all my tax forms.
Fuck the IRS!

some things won't let go
a haiku dingleberry
is zabadooey

:)

and even the porn troop
guy ought try some other site
maybe there are gay

stormtrooper websites?
I don't dare look, I'm still um
processing something

How utterly quaint!
A lovely statement of rights.
Simply wonderful!

this day is complete
vhs got all wistful
my heart is engorged

if the printed word
goes under then will there still
be places to sit, read?

took the bait, chat troll
lined, swallowed, hooked the anger you've
it's all about me

one prof asked the class
"stuff? what is...stuff???" and stuff seems
stuffing, undefined

(as well)

let's keep adding to
this cornucopia of
stuff, monkeys typing

so it's a real cut
up situation room here
and I'll add my own

"There's too much haiku.
These people just need to stop."
Said no one ever.

Must be a record
To have had a bloody troll
For almost 10 years.

The joy I receive
From reading all this damned verse
Is worth all the cost.

Has it been that long?
The hosting fees of Janis
Must be substantial

We're bringin' it back
Making the five-seven-five
In a new decade

I could blame my own
genetics, but irish and
temper, cross to bear

brain waves ascatter
two heads upon a platter
how shall I decide?

these captcha visions
are better than Burroughs' clips
inert poetry

I herein declare
thank Janis for your archives
these bytes don't crumple

gin saturation
tissues expelling toxins
within molecules

ahoy ye matees
I abandonded ship for shore
yet missed the tumult

Ash with a chainsaw
Evil Dead in two-ish weeks
Man date with my bros

it's a tradition with
the gay stormtroopers comments
I should say I know

Nippress and Ash
Gay Sex
All day long

Bob should be joinin'
Soon enough he'll be coinin'
A five-seven-five

all work and no play
almost make me a dull boy
and then Grimes reminds

Haikuin' again
Rekindling this romance
Just what I needed...

heh heh heh heh heh
oh shit, no comment sometimes
you just gotta hear it

Nuclear-powered masturbatory reflexivity elongation enhancement.
Get it now while supplies last.
Satisfy your wife and 6 mistresses tonight with your glow-in-the-dark swollen spongy tissue.
Thank you Wal-mart.