Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 311 Days and 77277 Haiku later...

Rolling cigarette
U can't stop the addiction
The flame tempts you so
Haiku # 47909, July 17, 2011 4:14 am ET
by Ac of Jersey
what if a real artist
was here, would you admit
he was she was here?
Haiku # 47907, July 14, 2011 3:44 am ET
by nyarlathotep
i have nothing more to say
because I have said it all
and I'll say it again and again and again...
Haiku # 47906, July 14, 2011 2:28 am ET
by nyarlathotep
god am without damn
i am blaspehmous yet faithful
living for the saints

crushed by a oorld of voices
building politically correct and undead ways of thought

merry meet and merry part
and don't even show up again lest you bring 36 cans of stella artois for the superbowl so we can watch

ads more interesting
than the game itself
Haiku # 47905, July 14, 2011 2:27 am ET
by the crawling chaos
guess who's back, guess who
who cares, tell no one, no friends
not even a reprimand
Haiku # 47903, July 14, 2011 2:20 am ET
by the crawling chaos
have we lost our
humanity to the market and the sense
of what we should know
about each other and who we fuck and what we draw close to our egotisical ways
have we forgotten our freedom so easily
Haiku # 47902, July 14, 2011 2:18 am ET
by the crawling chaos
would jack kerouac
still be alive to see the internet
and respond with jazz

and insulted for living with
his mother and his
roaming catholic ways
Haiku # 47901, July 14, 2011 2:17 am ET
by the crawling chaos
what have you to give
to the great buddha of self
but bullshit and nonsense

or will you outgrow
this nonsense and cut all ties
with this crawling art
Haiku # 47900, July 14, 2011 2:15 am ET
by the crawling chaos
the words we say shall
we outgrow this time of dead
gen x nonsense or

grow irrelevant with
the insults in our cloistered
clerk shells waitingf dust
Haiku # 47899, July 14, 2011 2:13 am ET
by the crawling chaos
oaks quiver, soaring
blossoming, slyly, haystacks
moaning, screaming clouds
Haiku # 47898, July 9, 2011 7:46 pm ET
by shpingle
competitiveness
irresponsibility
civilization
Haiku # 47897, July 9, 2011 3:42 pm ET
by found by search engine of the internet
distracted by spam
i lost my rhythmic mojo
spam thou art evil
Haiku # 47896, July 9, 2011 9:31 am ET
by ash
spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
topped with more luverly spam
Haiku # 47895, July 9, 2011 9:30 am ET
by ash
Coupling couples
Copulating copiously
come competitive.
Haiku # 47891, July 5, 2011 10:38 am ET
by William
damn viagra ads
you should harden the fuck up
your meat is our spam
Haiku # 47890, July 5, 2011 9:17 am ET
by ash
Dougal my doggie
Just sitting on the carpet
Nothing bothers him
Haiku # 47889, July 4, 2011 9:35 pm ET
by John Guise of Kawerau, New Zealand
Back to my little home
from where i did roam
i went

sitting under a tree
i had been
watching the sunset

a quite night
distinct lack of sound
broken by a falling leaf

then another
landing on my arm
caused me to look up

peering back at me
with bright black eyes
a one legged bird

with a voice
of some dimension
it spoke to me

a warning i was given
"beware of
Lefty the cat"

two houses from mine
sitting on top of a car
sat the cat

with one leg straight up
and missing one ear
with a sneer it told me

on this night
i will sneak in,
and steal your breath.
Haiku # 47888, July 3, 2011 10:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Trying hard not to
But failing misarably
Falling asleep here
Haiku # 47887, July 3, 2011 2:31 pm ET
by William
this fly pesters me
now i require revenge
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 47886, June 30, 2011 2:50 am ET
by ap of jubail
chair squeaks under strain
silver tears threaten to fall
on blurred handwriting
Haiku # 47882, June 28, 2011 7:39 pm ET
by vince
Summer, Winter, Spring.
I fucked Sophie Marceau
in my dreams. I did.
Haiku # 47881, June 28, 2011 4:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
47880 poems of shit
Yours stinks just as bad, dude(ette)
My balls itch badly.
Haiku # 47880, June 28, 2011 4:47 pm ET
by Matter of fact
Effing Summer. Hot.
Ask no fucking questions.
Trash. Rubbish. Garbage. There.
Haiku # 47879, June 28, 2011 3:09 pm ET
by Blow me of In yer face
Well one has to ask
Why bother comming back though
if you write rubbish?
Haiku # 47878, June 27, 2011 8:55 am ET
by Jack in the box
faintly frostbitten
image bleeds, riderless pure
dockyard escapes, hoarse
Haiku # 47877, June 24, 2011 11:29 pm ET
by i am back
faintly frostbitten
image bleeds, riderless pure
dockyard escapes, hoarse
Haiku # 47876, June 24, 2011 11:26 pm ET
by i am back
rude unclouded fierce
honey reflects, roaming gnomes
glitter, parroting
Haiku # 47875, June 24, 2011 11:22 pm ET
by i am back
hissing eel groaning
pirate defecates drily
mumbling, willowing

Haiku # 47874, June 24, 2011 11:22 pm ET
by GeTmhafCnuts of eZZMQTPHmck
destitute bleak late
pikes preying riverbeds lick
childishly, casks lame
Haiku # 47873, June 24, 2011 11:20 pm ET
by i am back
ripples hover, fleas
darkening incredulous
ghostly hardfisted
Haiku # 47872, June 24, 2011 11:14 pm ET
by i am back
sheepishly, quail fumes
aching inspiring shepherds
look darkly, tall ponds
Haiku # 47871, June 23, 2011 11:33 pm ET
by ObeucQLqNTpJWftaEN of OtWLKjcFWdm
ripples babble, breasts
flailing, grayly, refugee
hobbling rogues jab
Haiku # 47870, June 23, 2011 7:50 pm ET
by mIUEgJbPV of CyyNyYhiXfxnd
drily, tree leaning
bafflingly, orchid flailing
delirious brown
Haiku # 47869, June 23, 2011 3:55 pm ET
by Australia of South Africa
A B C D E
F G H I J K L
M N O P Q
Forex Trading Tutorial
Haiku # 47868, June 23, 2011 4:15 am ET
by Forex Trading Training
apprentices jitter
daintily, nightmarish elves
accelerate, shrill
Haiku # 47867, June 19, 2011 9:30 pm ET
by AVDpkpjbDNa of BuGvDsjpsah
decrepit docile
celestial hatchets mope, slick
cavemen supplicate
Haiku # 47866, June 18, 2011 10:33 pm ET
by tmfdaZRejOQ of VsyAxNrDHPsev
Annoying junk mail
Which no one will read on here
So we mark as spam
Haiku # 47865, June 17, 2011 2:21 am ET
by William
softly hard falcons
rambling goat fantasizes
polished Bela fades
Haiku # 47864, June 15, 2011 11:19 pm ET
by tgqWSSYzXrf of aAxmNhVjwBLiudV
piano despairs
glistening distressed copper
fading orchard grazes
Haiku # 47863, June 15, 2011 8:42 pm ET
by tLGCRexX of kLJBFkqzEzTb
champagne plus cocaine
formula for a migraine
at end of the lane
Haiku # 47862, June 14, 2011 7:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You should eat lettuce
You would Not Like McDonalds
You should eat lettuce
Haiku # 47861, June 14, 2011 4:41 pm ET
by Bob of Washington, DC
despondence bemoans
braying expectations shine
brusquely, blood moving
Haiku # 47860, June 14, 2011 3:49 am ET
by FCwYoMRusVKpI of kDepZLGNkCRQoTCQ
and I never thought to
question why all the words
fail me in the end

when i need no words
I can piss people off
with silence
Haiku # 47859, June 13, 2011 2:35 pm ET
by bs
for all the same this
might be a headstone to all
our lives words right here
Haiku # 47858, June 13, 2011 2:34 pm ET
by bs
A fickle woman
She kisses like she means it
Without connection
Haiku # 47857, June 13, 2011 6:59 am ET
by William
flowers vanish
lying passenger quibbling
bemused redwood burns
Haiku # 47856, June 13, 2011 6:24 am ET
by RqGrKesFpMyyGGnL of mIiYEPBxLZnPWQtvImI
wailing spittlebug
thrusting, pulpily, bulls drift
owls brighten tiredly
Haiku # 47855, June 9, 2011 9:59 am ET
by Klause
purple seaman calls
snow snores, rough nymph babbles, poor
hunchback recovers
Haiku # 47854, June 9, 2011 9:54 am ET
by Klause
seamen partake, fires
reappear, peachs hypnotize
afterlives yearn, small
Haiku # 47853, June 9, 2011 9:52 am ET
by Klause
frothing rapturous
unfettered bride squeaking dour
defiant boatman
Haiku # 47852, June 9, 2011 9:49 am ET
by Klause
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