Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

distracted by spam
i lost my rhythmic mojo
spam thou art evil
Haiku # 47896, July 9, 2011 9:31 am ET
by ash
spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
topped with more luverly spam
Haiku # 47895, July 9, 2011 9:30 am ET
by ash
Coupling couples
Copulating copiously
come competitive.
Haiku # 47891, July 5, 2011 10:38 am ET
by William
damn viagra ads
you should harden the fuck up
your meat is our spam
Haiku # 47890, July 5, 2011 9:17 am ET
by ash
Dougal my doggie
Just sitting on the carpet
Nothing bothers him
Haiku # 47889, July 4, 2011 9:35 pm ET
by John Guise of Kawerau, New Zealand
Back to my little home
from where i did roam
i went

sitting under a tree
i had been
watching the sunset

a quite night
distinct lack of sound
broken by a falling leaf

then another
landing on my arm
caused me to look up

peering back at me
with bright black eyes
a one legged bird

with a voice
of some dimension
it spoke to me

a warning i was given
"beware of
Lefty the cat"

two houses from mine
sitting on top of a car
sat the cat

with one leg straight up
and missing one ear
with a sneer it told me

on this night
i will sneak in,
and steal your breath.
Haiku # 47888, July 3, 2011 10:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Trying hard not to
But failing misarably
Falling asleep here
Haiku # 47887, July 3, 2011 2:31 pm ET
by William
this fly pesters me
now i require revenge
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 47886, June 30, 2011 2:50 am ET
by ap of jubail
chair squeaks under strain
silver tears threaten to fall
on blurred handwriting
Haiku # 47882, June 28, 2011 7:39 pm ET
by vince
Summer, Winter, Spring.
I fucked Sophie Marceau
in my dreams. I did.
Haiku # 47881, June 28, 2011 4:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
47880 poems of shit
Yours stinks just as bad, dude(ette)
My balls itch badly.
Haiku # 47880, June 28, 2011 4:47 pm ET
by Matter of fact
Effing Summer. Hot.
Ask no fucking questions.
Trash. Rubbish. Garbage. There.
Haiku # 47879, June 28, 2011 3:09 pm ET
by Blow me of In yer face
Well one has to ask
Why bother comming back though
if you write rubbish?
Haiku # 47878, June 27, 2011 8:55 am ET
by Jack in the box
faintly frostbitten
image bleeds, riderless pure
dockyard escapes, hoarse
Haiku # 47877, June 24, 2011 11:29 pm ET
by i am back
faintly frostbitten
image bleeds, riderless pure
dockyard escapes, hoarse
Haiku # 47876, June 24, 2011 11:26 pm ET
by i am back
rude unclouded fierce
honey reflects, roaming gnomes
glitter, parroting
Haiku # 47875, June 24, 2011 11:22 pm ET
by i am back
hissing eel groaning
pirate defecates drily
mumbling, willowing

Haiku # 47874, June 24, 2011 11:22 pm ET
by GeTmhafCnuts of eZZMQTPHmck
destitute bleak late
pikes preying riverbeds lick
childishly, casks lame
Haiku # 47873, June 24, 2011 11:20 pm ET
by i am back
ripples hover, fleas
darkening incredulous
ghostly hardfisted
Haiku # 47872, June 24, 2011 11:14 pm ET
by i am back
sheepishly, quail fumes
aching inspiring shepherds
look darkly, tall ponds
Haiku # 47871, June 23, 2011 11:33 pm ET
by ObeucQLqNTpJWftaEN of OtWLKjcFWdm
ripples babble, breasts
flailing, grayly, refugee
hobbling rogues jab
Haiku # 47870, June 23, 2011 7:50 pm ET
by mIUEgJbPV of CyyNyYhiXfxnd
drily, tree leaning
bafflingly, orchid flailing
delirious brown
Haiku # 47869, June 23, 2011 3:55 pm ET
by Australia of South Africa
A B C D E
F G H I J K L
M N O P Q
Forex Trading Tutorial
Haiku # 47868, June 23, 2011 4:15 am ET
by Forex Trading Training
apprentices jitter
daintily, nightmarish elves
accelerate, shrill
Haiku # 47867, June 19, 2011 9:30 pm ET
by AVDpkpjbDNa of BuGvDsjpsah
decrepit docile
celestial hatchets mope, slick
cavemen supplicate
Haiku # 47866, June 18, 2011 10:33 pm ET
by tmfdaZRejOQ of VsyAxNrDHPsev
Annoying junk mail
Which no one will read on here
So we mark as spam
Haiku # 47865, June 17, 2011 2:21 am ET
by William
softly hard falcons
rambling goat fantasizes
polished Bela fades
Haiku # 47864, June 15, 2011 11:19 pm ET
by tgqWSSYzXrf of aAxmNhVjwBLiudV
piano despairs
glistening distressed copper
fading orchard grazes
Haiku # 47863, June 15, 2011 8:42 pm ET
by tLGCRexX of kLJBFkqzEzTb
champagne plus cocaine
formula for a migraine
at end of the lane
Haiku # 47862, June 14, 2011 7:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You should eat lettuce
You would Not Like McDonalds
You should eat lettuce
Haiku # 47861, June 14, 2011 4:41 pm ET
by Bob of Washington, DC
despondence bemoans
braying expectations shine
brusquely, blood moving
Haiku # 47860, June 14, 2011 3:49 am ET
by FCwYoMRusVKpI of kDepZLGNkCRQoTCQ
and I never thought to
question why all the words
fail me in the end

when i need no words
I can piss people off
with silence
Haiku # 47859, June 13, 2011 2:35 pm ET
by bs
for all the same this
might be a headstone to all
our lives words right here
Haiku # 47858, June 13, 2011 2:34 pm ET
by bs
A fickle woman
She kisses like she means it
Without connection
Haiku # 47857, June 13, 2011 6:59 am ET
by William
flowers vanish
lying passenger quibbling
bemused redwood burns
Haiku # 47856, June 13, 2011 6:24 am ET
by RqGrKesFpMyyGGnL of mIiYEPBxLZnPWQtvImI
wailing spittlebug
thrusting, pulpily, bulls drift
owls brighten tiredly
Haiku # 47855, June 9, 2011 9:59 am ET
by Klause
purple seaman calls
snow snores, rough nymph babbles, poor
hunchback recovers
Haiku # 47854, June 9, 2011 9:54 am ET
by Klause
seamen partake, fires
reappear, peachs hypnotize
afterlives yearn, small
Haiku # 47853, June 9, 2011 9:52 am ET
by Klause
frothing rapturous
unfettered bride squeaking dour
defiant boatman
Haiku # 47852, June 9, 2011 9:49 am ET
by Klause
Cat roll, butter snap dog.
Relinquish unique dollar flip.
Uber-dead walrus tusk groans.
Haiku # 47851, June 9, 2011 9:42 am ET
by Klause
when an old man turns
90, his penis shrivels
like a small raisin
Haiku # 47850, June 9, 2011 7:39 am ET
by AF
A taste of your lips
i'm on a ride, you're toxic
i'm slippin under
Haiku # 47849, June 9, 2011 7:27 am ET
by AF
nonsense verse, there's worse
but rampant abuse, obtuse
assf#*k criminals
Haiku # 47848, June 9, 2011 12:01 am ET
by Lush
repository
once pure, now besmirched. curry
suppository
Haiku # 47847, June 8, 2011 11:58 pm ET
by Lush
assholes aplenty
syllable rendering 'bots
find a new hobby
Haiku # 47846, June 8, 2011 11:55 pm ET
by Lush
Too many lesbians
Walking in panties
Fish market scene
Haiku # 47845, June 8, 2011 12:21 pm ET
by bluemoon
Shit, rolling down my pantleg. I am not a peanut. I dwell in the ocean of Lust.
Haiku # 47844, June 8, 2011 12:13 pm ET
by bluemoon
Fat man with head like pencil eraser. Eating a sandwich of Spam and used tampons.
Haiku # 47843, June 8, 2011 12:12 pm ET
by bluemoon
A squirrel walks by
Looks at us
Scampers up his tree.
Haiku # 47842, June 8, 2011 10:58 am ET
by bluemoon
A mixed blue White sky
soft white clouds seen through green leaves
Illusion of peace
Haiku # 47841, June 7, 2011 5:31 am ET
by William
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