Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 311 Days and 77277 Haiku later...

piano despairs
glistening distressed copper
fading orchard grazes
Haiku # 47863, June 15, 2011 8:42 pm ET
by tLGCRexX of kLJBFkqzEzTb
champagne plus cocaine
formula for a migraine
at end of the lane
Haiku # 47862, June 14, 2011 7:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You should eat lettuce
You would Not Like McDonalds
You should eat lettuce
Haiku # 47861, June 14, 2011 4:41 pm ET
by Bob of Washington, DC
despondence bemoans
braying expectations shine
brusquely, blood moving
Haiku # 47860, June 14, 2011 3:49 am ET
by FCwYoMRusVKpI of kDepZLGNkCRQoTCQ
and I never thought to
question why all the words
fail me in the end

when i need no words
I can piss people off
with silence
Haiku # 47859, June 13, 2011 2:35 pm ET
by bs
for all the same this
might be a headstone to all
our lives words right here
Haiku # 47858, June 13, 2011 2:34 pm ET
by bs
A fickle woman
She kisses like she means it
Without connection
Haiku # 47857, June 13, 2011 6:59 am ET
by William
flowers vanish
lying passenger quibbling
bemused redwood burns
Haiku # 47856, June 13, 2011 6:24 am ET
by RqGrKesFpMyyGGnL of mIiYEPBxLZnPWQtvImI
wailing spittlebug
thrusting, pulpily, bulls drift
owls brighten tiredly
Haiku # 47855, June 9, 2011 9:59 am ET
by Klause
purple seaman calls
snow snores, rough nymph babbles, poor
hunchback recovers
Haiku # 47854, June 9, 2011 9:54 am ET
by Klause
seamen partake, fires
reappear, peachs hypnotize
afterlives yearn, small
Haiku # 47853, June 9, 2011 9:52 am ET
by Klause
frothing rapturous
unfettered bride squeaking dour
defiant boatman
Haiku # 47852, June 9, 2011 9:49 am ET
by Klause
Cat roll, butter snap dog.
Relinquish unique dollar flip.
Uber-dead walrus tusk groans.
Haiku # 47851, June 9, 2011 9:42 am ET
by Klause
when an old man turns
90, his penis shrivels
like a small raisin
Haiku # 47850, June 9, 2011 7:39 am ET
by AF
A taste of your lips
i'm on a ride, you're toxic
i'm slippin under
Haiku # 47849, June 9, 2011 7:27 am ET
by AF
nonsense verse, there's worse
but rampant abuse, obtuse
assf#*k criminals
Haiku # 47848, June 9, 2011 12:01 am ET
by Lush
repository
once pure, now besmirched. curry
suppository
Haiku # 47847, June 8, 2011 11:58 pm ET
by Lush
assholes aplenty
syllable rendering 'bots
find a new hobby
Haiku # 47846, June 8, 2011 11:55 pm ET
by Lush
Too many lesbians
Walking in panties
Fish market scene
Haiku # 47845, June 8, 2011 12:21 pm ET
by bluemoon
Shit, rolling down my pantleg. I am not a peanut. I dwell in the ocean of Lust.
Haiku # 47844, June 8, 2011 12:13 pm ET
by bluemoon
Fat man with head like pencil eraser. Eating a sandwich of Spam and used tampons.
Haiku # 47843, June 8, 2011 12:12 pm ET
by bluemoon
A squirrel walks by
Looks at us
Scampers up his tree.
Haiku # 47842, June 8, 2011 10:58 am ET
by bluemoon
A mixed blue White sky
soft white clouds seen through green leaves
Illusion of peace
Haiku # 47841, June 7, 2011 5:31 am ET
by William
early demented
expectation slithers, drunk
gaping cherry romps
Haiku # 47840, June 6, 2011 8:47 pm ET
by shpeh?
exultant coral
meanders, frivolous low
pious image poses
Haiku # 47839, June 6, 2011 8:41 pm ET
by ppoopppp
Beeble flap?
Haiku # 47838, June 6, 2011 11:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My ball-sweat drowns her.
She smells of Parmesan cheese.
Leggs R us.
Haiku # 47837, June 5, 2011 8:43 pm ET
by booper
Et tu Brute` ?
Swimmin dolphins drown.
Spiderbait kidney pies.
Haiku # 47836, June 5, 2011 10:36 am ET
by Ball of Waxon Waxoff
Stuff fluff is tough.
Blue zoo review (ewww)
Donut schmonut.
Haiku # 47835, June 4, 2011 8:17 pm ET
by dollie
One hand in one leg
Other hand in other.
Stocking shaft massage.
Haiku # 47834, June 4, 2011 8:08 pm ET
by Ball of Waxon Waxoff
Dog-pebbles in my arsehole judging others for the hats they refuse to wear on Sub-Venus Day. Klingon wilderness boulder fat. Stunk on her "V" for fish bait lessons. A and N, MIAGSWTW!
Haiku # 47833, June 4, 2011 5:50 pm ET
by Klause
If only she would drive me home. I would give her 12 inches
Of pink steel to fondle and
Hug close to her breastessess.
Then she could masticate me into an organism of perpetual bondage! Sheila is the ant-lion.
Haiku # 47832, June 4, 2011 5:43 pm ET
by Gadamascar
Herman Munster
Bleeding in anguish.
Bolt thrower medallions.
Haiku # 47831, June 4, 2011 5:39 pm ET
by Ball of Waxon Waxoff
Unencumbered soapdish.
Wishing well of pain,
anguish for Grandma.
Haiku # 47830, June 4, 2011 3:07 pm ET
by Ball of Waxon Waxoff
Play with bullets,
strong metaphors
cheating Amber's death.
Haiku # 47829, June 4, 2011 3:03 pm ET
by Ball of Waxon Waxoff
Here in my tights,
Wishing upon a Star.
Jilted redundancy.
Haiku # 47828, June 4, 2011 3:02 pm ET
by Ball Of Waxon Waxoff
King of the Bongo
Goin' to Annapolis ...
Whachoo doin' now?
Haiku # 47827, June 4, 2011 1:34 pm ET
by Bobby of Washington D F'n C
Must keep the Burt fork
Hercules on the fence post
Don't forget pink shoes
Haiku # 47826, June 4, 2011 1:26 pm ET
by B-money of C Street in DC
I dont believe in
Allah or Vishnu, rather
In the Biebz, LOL jks
Haiku # 47825, June 4, 2011 3:48 am ET
by AF
Hello, My name is
Borat, I like you, I like
Sex, It's very nice.
Haiku # 47824, June 4, 2011 3:40 am ET
by AF
Xavi sees vision
Space and time, the Lion strikes
David's strike, pure gold
Haiku # 47823, May 30, 2011 2:58 am ET
by Peter 8
anonymous bard
uses the f word often
shame on you Sir F
Haiku # 47822, May 29, 2011 10:51 pm ET
by Bashomatique
time for the donuts
spandex and graduation
punch the fuckin clock
Haiku # 47821, May 29, 2011 10:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cheap thrills on the bus
many moons at the stoplight
flip off the whole town
Haiku # 47820, May 29, 2011 10:36 pm ET
by Bashomatique
drone finds its target
big boom in talibanville
oh no its walmart
Haiku # 47819, May 29, 2011 9:36 pm ET
by bashomatique
Birthday Thigh Warrior
I need to clean my dentures
My back hurts again
Haiku # 47818, May 28, 2011 12:58 pm ET
by Bob of my house
grudgingly, lamp chops
mournfully carelessly, gray
hyena chirps, first
Haiku # 47817, May 27, 2011 11:21 pm ET
by boobs
short gory priestess
rising miserable cruel
preys ravage, poor
Haiku # 47816, May 27, 2011 11:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
harp captures, fleshy
sharp lopsided boughs slumber
heartily sadly
Haiku # 47815, May 27, 2011 11:11 pm ET
by Klause
tower embraces, poor
oak squealing ants wither, ants
purring dour dolls build
Haiku # 47814, May 27, 2011 11:07 pm ET
by bleepo
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