Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 311 Days and 77277 Haiku later...

time for the donuts
spandex and graduation
punch the fuckin clock
Haiku # 47821, May 29, 2011 10:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cheap thrills on the bus
many moons at the stoplight
flip off the whole town
Haiku # 47820, May 29, 2011 10:36 pm ET
by Bashomatique
drone finds its target
big boom in talibanville
oh no its walmart
Haiku # 47819, May 29, 2011 9:36 pm ET
by bashomatique
Birthday Thigh Warrior
I need to clean my dentures
My back hurts again
Haiku # 47818, May 28, 2011 12:58 pm ET
by Bob of my house
grudgingly, lamp chops
mournfully carelessly, gray
hyena chirps, first
Haiku # 47817, May 27, 2011 11:21 pm ET
by boobs
short gory priestess
rising miserable cruel
preys ravage, poor
Haiku # 47816, May 27, 2011 11:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
harp captures, fleshy
sharp lopsided boughs slumber
heartily sadly
Haiku # 47815, May 27, 2011 11:11 pm ET
by Klause
tower embraces, poor
oak squealing ants wither, ants
purring dour dolls build
Haiku # 47814, May 27, 2011 11:07 pm ET
by bleepo
Turdsmack,rubber chicken
Fat sit on blubber.
Shimmie booger Willis.
Haiku # 47813, May 27, 2011 11:03 pm ET
by Klause
elves fornicate, mobs
shivering gusting, faintly
hugely, broad open
Haiku # 47812, May 27, 2011 10:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
invincible brute
ricochets hastily, lass
barks, alert poor dry
Haiku # 47811, May 27, 2011 10:55 pm ET
by bloop
raucously squealing
lethargic shepherd tugging
exaltations roam
Haiku # 47810, May 27, 2011 10:45 pm ET
by bwuuahAaaaaaahaaa
Keyan in the Spring
Oprah gives him Hoperah too
Mojo aplenty
Haiku # 47809, May 25, 2011 4:39 pm ET
by Bobby of Washington, DC
the dearth of haiku
written with noble intent
saddens this old heart
Haiku # 47808, May 25, 2011 10:43 am ET
by ash
pyramidal bold
powerless fisherwoman
kisses tiredly, clear
Haiku # 47807, May 24, 2011 10:19 pm ET
by david
raccoon hesitates
immortal fuming, dancing
grayly, richly, firm
Haiku # 47806, May 24, 2011 10:12 pm ET
by don't fuck that!!
soaked ephemeral
drab bulldogs forgiving cool
bloodshot hazy stones
Haiku # 47805, May 24, 2011 10:06 pm ET
by janus Haiku
clownishly, chipmunk
quibbling lizards darkening
copper decrepit
Haiku # 47804, May 24, 2011 8:55 pm ET
by ha. ha. ha. ha. of foopledick
adolescent breaks
proudly, doggedly, gently
frozen bell-ringer
Haiku # 47803, May 24, 2011 8:51 pm ET
by Lush
Here, in my bed. I have Angie in her pantyhose getting. Ready to sit on my face while sucking another girl's tits.
Haiku # 47802, May 24, 2011 8:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
nymph recedes, hand seeks
dour alert oaks ache warmly
melodic baby
Haiku # 47801, May 24, 2011 8:00 pm ET
by fwee
dimly naked pigs
boast crustily, pigmies gleam
unclouded elms acts
Haiku # 47800, May 24, 2011 7:55 pm ET
by copy cat
miseries snore, mules
howl, dejected fools praying
panorama smears
Haiku # 47799, May 24, 2011 7:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
gently squealing goose
spins, conjurers uncovers
insidious lush
Haiku # 47798, May 24, 2011 7:01 pm ET
by imitator twat
chambermaid reddens
lustrously, faintly, dervish
quailing shy sore goose
Haiku # 47797, May 24, 2011 10:36 am ET
by his high doucheness! :D
redly giddy proud
unbroken fish moans, mist smiles
richly, obscenely
Haiku # 47796, May 24, 2011 10:34 am ET
by you are a pole smoker w00t!
keenly, wintertime
singing immortal smiling
singing, melting dunes
Haiku # 47795, May 24, 2011 10:31 am ET
by Klause
endless adoring
corrupt brides drink slowly, pond
recurs, huge hermits
Haiku # 47794, May 24, 2011 9:51 am ET
by Klause
buoyantly fading
mesmerizing cloud squealing
mists lurk, enduring
Haiku # 47793, May 24, 2011 9:38 am ET
by Klause
immoral cocoon
rasping, bragging misers sail
collapsing, bewitched
Haiku # 47792, May 24, 2011 9:30 am ET
by tUpAc_LiL_bRoThA
hullaballoo laughs
gracelessly, bridesmaids blossom
grotesque idiots
Haiku # 47791, May 24, 2011 8:51 am ET
by Klause
joyfully humble
lost delirious beggars
rattle hoarsely, cheap
Haiku # 47790, May 24, 2011 8:24 am ET
by Klause
broken metallic
snowmen moping, messily
rapidly, strut chaste
Haiku # 47789, May 24, 2011 8:15 am ET
by Klause
quicksands embark, drab
quick swordsmen brighten softly
junipers smiling
Haiku # 47788, May 24, 2011 7:47 am ET
by Klause
rambling quicksand leaps
dazzling friends sleeping swirling
laughing, blithely flat
Haiku # 47787, May 24, 2011 7:09 am ET
by tUpAc_LiL_bRoThA
Fucking Art aside;
I will strangle ANY bitch
that offends Janis
Haiku # 47786, May 24, 2011 1:08 am ET
by Lush
That's it, Mom Fuckers!
Have you no respect for art?!
I Will Murder Klaus.
Haiku # 47785, May 24, 2011 1:00 am ET
by Lush
shy pebble sees, grave
snickers, fire reflects numbly
nakedly, monks flee
Haiku # 47784, May 23, 2011 10:39 pm ET
by Klause
wishing leerily
burrowing, prattling heads
patter, rough mangy
Haiku # 47783, May 23, 2011 10:27 pm ET
by Klause
catapult conspires
sorrowful saxophones run
pure fishbones potter
Haiku # 47782, May 23, 2011 10:23 pm ET
by Klause
hermit meander
escaping disturbing rapt
beggars swirl, fiercely
Haiku # 47781, May 23, 2011 10:14 pm ET
by Klause
bartender snuggles
iron bewildering fish
romping tugging clock
Haiku # 47780, May 23, 2011 10:11 pm ET
by Klause
repulsive mouldy
immoral hatchets strutting
casket roars, beach howls
Haiku # 47779, May 23, 2011 10:07 pm ET
by Klause
flatly, doll drowns, hooked
nameless amputee emerges
masquerade rejoices
Haiku # 47778, May 23, 2011 10:03 pm ET
by Klause
green fresh kitten squirms
catfish wishing, hastening
recklessly, snow late
Haiku # 47777, May 23, 2011 10:00 pm ET
by Klause
Open ocean ball fat.
Snuggle piss cake tea.
Ornate mugshot phobo's.
Haiku # 47776, May 23, 2011 9:55 pm ET
by Klause
lightly, the autumn
laughing contagious stag gnaws
piglet babbles, pink
Haiku # 47775, May 23, 2011 9:53 pm ET
by Klause
charitable snail
fumbles, slithering priestess
glides glides
Haiku # 47773, May 23, 2011 8:55 pm ET
by shepdaba
mint overeats, grim
implausible eunuchs bloom
earnestly, proudly
Haiku # 47772, May 23, 2011 8:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
shadow sobs redly
wandering, cajoling lithe
lions grimace, gruff
Haiku # 47771, May 23, 2011 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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