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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 326 Days and 78454 Haiku later...
Open ocean ball fat.
Snuggle piss cake tea.
Ornate mugshot phobo's.
Haiku # 47776 ↗ May 23, 2011 9:55 pm ET
by Klause
lightly, the autumn
laughing contagious stag gnaws
piglet babbles, pink
Haiku # 47775 ↗ May 23, 2011 9:53 pm ET
by Klause
charitable snail
fumbles, slithering priestess
glides glides
Haiku # 47773 ↗ May 23, 2011 8:55 pm ET
by shepdaba
mint overeats, grim
implausible eunuchs bloom
earnestly, proudly
Haiku # 47772 ↗ May 23, 2011 8:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
shadow sobs redly
wandering, cajoling lithe
lions grimace, gruff
Haiku # 47771 ↗ May 23, 2011 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
passionate unheard
rueful oceans build, bragging
masquerades raining
Haiku # 47770 ↗ May 23, 2011 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pussy smothering stink.
Musky cavern, wetness glaze.
Erection for entry.
Haiku # 47769 ↗ May 23, 2011 11:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
lost chipmunk savors
polluted dazed grainofsand
disappears madly
Haiku # 47768 ↗ May 23, 2011 11:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
red luminous rich
puppy defecates, flaccid
patriarch wailing
Haiku # 47767 ↗ May 23, 2011 11:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
incantations bark
eels squeaking pirates explode
plain bulldog shines, snide
Haiku # 47766 ↗ May 22, 2011 8:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
oak rides, shadow barks
pulling breathtaking sour calm
cesspool purring life
Haiku # 47765 ↗ May 22, 2011 8:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mockingbird weeps, plain
memorable parasite
splatters blindly clear
Haiku # 47764 ↗ May 22, 2011 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
rapidly loud jugs
fall, lively plowman boasts, dark
pebble slithers, weak
Haiku # 47763 ↗ May 22, 2011 7:08 pm ET
by w00t!
cowgirls palpitate
jailers decay glumly, sick
hard rainstorms wishing
Haiku # 47762 ↗ May 22, 2011 7:05 pm ET
by w00t!
meticulous soul
procreates darkly, Buddha
reappears warmly
Haiku # 47761 ↗ May 22, 2011 6:34 pm ET
by w00t!
meticulous soul
procreates darkly, Buddha
reappears warmly
Haiku # 47760 ↗ May 22, 2011 9:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
families pose, wet
embarrassed grains of sand burn
ripening eye climbs
Haiku # 47759 ↗ May 22, 2011 9:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
your wang is tiny
but it makes your brain look big
in comparison
Haiku # 47758 ↗ May 21, 2011 7:51 am ET
by ash
wishing plum mutters
jabbing, dimly, destiny
explodes, moose replies
Haiku # 47757 ↗ May 20, 2011 10:48 pm ET
by cowbowaah
gloomily blue chasms
detonate, puppies strutting
eager dizzy snakes
Haiku # 47756 ↗ May 20, 2011 10:40 pm ET
by cowbowaah
apple hastens, moist
drums bloating buckets squeaking
stumbling, moistly, proud
Haiku # 47755 ↗ May 20, 2011 10:32 pm ET
by cowbowaah
My testicals, part of my windshield wipers. Gently suckled by the glass of gentle waters dripping blood-juice.
Haiku # 47754 ↗ May 20, 2011 10:27 pm ET
by Original Wanksta'
avenging dimly
green gypsies escaping flames
grieving, madly, prim
Haiku # 47753 ↗ May 20, 2011 10:24 pm ET
by Original Wanksta'
wishing plum mutters
jabbing, dimly, destiny
explodes, moose replies
Haiku # 47752 ↗ May 20, 2011 8:46 pm ET
by Original Wanksta'
Baited horns on owls.
Dubious expendature
Of ill-gotten breastmilk.
Haiku # 47751 ↗ May 20, 2011 8:42 pm ET
by Original Wanksta'
Some liver soup.
Diamond haystack ripper.
Ornate orange column.
Haiku # 47750 ↗ May 20, 2011 8:40 pm ET
by Original Wanksta'
shakespearean sex
antediluvian angst
let's haiku all night
Haiku # 47749 ↗ May 20, 2011 8:10 pm ET
by Bashomaticus
shakespearean sex
antediluvian angst
let's haiku all night
Haiku # 47748 ↗ May 20, 2011 8:10 pm ET
by Bashomaticus
leprechaun eases
cynical gargantuan
unkempt starflowers
Haiku # 47747 ↗ May 20, 2011 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
cook cries, disturbing
gigolos fly messily
light gangling charred waif
Haiku # 47746 ↗ May 20, 2011 9:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
redly, cowbell hums
inhibited dreary sharp
revelations ail
Haiku # 47745 ↗ May 20, 2011 9:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
apologist sinks
deep putrid aloof smile squirms
chimeric late sore
Haiku # 47744 ↗ May 20, 2011 9:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
warmly chocolate
fearless passions ruffle, dire
cinder rains, serene
Haiku # 47743 ↗ May 20, 2011 9:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nectar somersaults
sadly, iridescent vile
squalid cocoon bloats
Haiku # 47742 ↗ May 20, 2011 8:49 am ET
by poopers in there
Giggle in my sleep.
Fat bitches want me.
Skinny bitches reject me.
Haiku # 47741 ↗ May 20, 2011 8:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Black dog hiccup.
Short ball collection.
Weiner dog residue.
Haiku # 47740 ↗ May 20, 2011 8:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lava bowling ball chicken.
Forty years.
Mundane sea-serpent.
Haiku # 47739 ↗ May 20, 2011 7:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
peacefully braying
feebly, haystacks erupting
deliveryman gapes
Haiku # 47738 ↗ May 19, 2011 10:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
impeccable hair
chases groggily, enemies
drawl, Belas roaming
Haiku # 47737 ↗ May 19, 2011 10:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
thundershower seeks
monumental dizzy red
reflections brighten
Haiku # 47736 ↗ May 19, 2011 10:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Went to the door.
Saw a whore.
Hit the floor!
Haiku # 47735 ↗ May 19, 2011 10:12 pm ET
by Socialism...get some!
cranberry shakes, heart
abandons oafishly, teeth
surface, narrow
Haiku # 47734 ↗ May 19, 2011 10:10 pm ET
by Socialism...get some!
deaf hairy plowmen
recur, improbable ewe
wailing frostbite frets
Haiku # 47733 ↗ May 19, 2011 10:08 pm ET
by Glad to be a Socialist
meadows look tartly
snickering, giggling cradles
accelerate, white
Haiku # 47732 ↗ May 19, 2011 10:06 pm ET
by Glad I'm Socialist
bewildering numb
frightening razors rippling
depressions pass, poor
Haiku # 47731 ↗ May 19, 2011 10:02 pm ET
by nippress and ash gay lovers
serpent shrieks kindly
riverbeds supplicate, mules
squeaking short hoarse sting
Haiku # 47730 ↗ May 19, 2011 8:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey diddle diddle,
The fatboy fiddles......around
With his Justin Beaver.
Haiku # 47729 ↗ May 19, 2011 8:50 pm ET
by arachno-doobie
Pantyhos, wrapped around my balls. And. My shaft.
How bout a hand-job?
Haiku # 47728 ↗ May 19, 2011 8:46 pm ET
by Elvis The Pelvis
Solited pancakes,in my ear.
Artshow ripoff meanderings.
Blue pain.
Haiku # 47727 ↗ May 19, 2011 8:27 pm ET
by Fat Abbott of Lima, Peru
I eat her snatch,
While fucking her parrot.
Arrrgh, matey!!
Haiku # 47726 ↗ May 19, 2011 8:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet