Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

avenging dimly
green gypsies escaping flames
grieving, madly, prim
Haiku # 47753, May 20, 2011 10:24 pm ET
by Original Wanksta'
wishing plum mutters
jabbing, dimly, destiny
explodes, moose replies
Haiku # 47752, May 20, 2011 8:46 pm ET
by Original Wanksta'
Baited horns on owls.
Dubious expendature
Of ill-gotten breastmilk.
Haiku # 47751, May 20, 2011 8:42 pm ET
by Original Wanksta'
Some liver soup.
Diamond haystack ripper.
Ornate orange column.
Haiku # 47750, May 20, 2011 8:40 pm ET
by Original Wanksta'
shakespearean sex
antediluvian angst
let's haiku all night
Haiku # 47749, May 20, 2011 8:10 pm ET
by Bashomaticus
shakespearean sex
antediluvian angst
let's haiku all night
Haiku # 47748, May 20, 2011 8:10 pm ET
by Bashomaticus
leprechaun eases
cynical gargantuan
unkempt starflowers
Haiku # 47747, May 20, 2011 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
cook cries, disturbing
gigolos fly messily
light gangling charred waif
Haiku # 47746, May 20, 2011 9:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
redly, cowbell hums
inhibited dreary sharp
revelations ail
Haiku # 47745, May 20, 2011 9:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
apologist sinks
deep putrid aloof smile squirms
chimeric late sore
Haiku # 47744, May 20, 2011 9:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
warmly chocolate
fearless passions ruffle, dire
cinder rains, serene
Haiku # 47743, May 20, 2011 9:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
nectar somersaults
sadly, iridescent vile
squalid cocoon bloats
Haiku # 47742, May 20, 2011 8:49 am ET
by poopers in there
Giggle in my sleep.
Fat bitches want me.
Skinny bitches reject me.
Haiku # 47741, May 20, 2011 8:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Black dog hiccup.
Short ball collection.
Weiner dog residue.
Haiku # 47740, May 20, 2011 8:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Lava bowling ball chicken.
Forty years.
Mundane sea-serpent.
Haiku # 47739, May 20, 2011 7:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
peacefully braying
feebly, haystacks erupting
deliveryman gapes
Haiku # 47738, May 19, 2011 10:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
impeccable hair
chases groggily, enemies
drawl, Belas roaming
Haiku # 47737, May 19, 2011 10:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
thundershower seeks
monumental dizzy red
reflections brighten
Haiku # 47736, May 19, 2011 10:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Went to the door.
Saw a whore.
Hit the floor!
Haiku # 47735, May 19, 2011 10:12 pm ET
by Socialism...get some!
cranberry shakes, heart
abandons oafishly, teeth
surface, narrow
Haiku # 47734, May 19, 2011 10:10 pm ET
by Socialism...get some!
deaf hairy plowmen
recur, improbable ewe
wailing frostbite frets
Haiku # 47733, May 19, 2011 10:08 pm ET
by Glad to be a Socialist
meadows look tartly
snickering, giggling cradles
accelerate, white
Haiku # 47732, May 19, 2011 10:06 pm ET
by Glad I'm Socialist
bewildering numb
frightening razors rippling
depressions pass, poor
Haiku # 47731, May 19, 2011 10:02 pm ET
by nippress and ash gay lovers
serpent shrieks kindly
riverbeds supplicate, mules
squeaking short hoarse sting
Haiku # 47730, May 19, 2011 8:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey diddle diddle,
The fatboy fiddles......around
With his Justin Beaver.
Haiku # 47729, May 19, 2011 8:50 pm ET
by arachno-doobie
Pantyhos, wrapped around my balls. And. My shaft.
How bout a hand-job?
Haiku # 47728, May 19, 2011 8:46 pm ET
by Elvis The Pelvis
Solited pancakes,in my ear.
Artshow ripoff meanderings.
Blue pain.
Haiku # 47727, May 19, 2011 8:27 pm ET
by Fat Abbott of Lima, Peru
I eat her snatch,
While fucking her parrot.
Arrrgh, matey!!
Haiku # 47726, May 19, 2011 8:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I hear her.
Moaning my name as
She fucks her girlfriend.
Haiku # 47725, May 19, 2011 8:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dragons eating my diaper, my existance futile.
Wingless bats!
Haiku # 47724, May 19, 2011 8:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I like her naked
In heels and hose
Excruciating blowjob.
Haiku # 47723, May 19, 2011 2:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Did you call me fat?
Does this haiku
Make my ass look big?
Haiku # 47722, May 19, 2011 2:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Plastic anus,
Forgive me,
And my neighbors
Haiku # 47721, May 19, 2011 12:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Stinky pussy,
Smother me
In juice
Haiku # 47720, May 19, 2011 11:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bovine excrement,
Providing nourishment
For starving poet.
Haiku # 47719, May 19, 2011 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Crow-shit
On my window sill.
Drifting into outer space.
Haiku # 47718, May 19, 2011 11:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rubber biscuit,
Gently lappin at my bollocks,
Nipples laden with ice.
Haiku # 47717, May 19, 2011 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
rainstorms despair, doubts
deflower, ruminations
harvesting, sharply
Haiku # 47716, May 19, 2011 10:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
crustily riding
dancing meadows ruffle, dogs
slumbering chime muses
Haiku # 47715, May 19, 2011 10:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
rambling horseman howls
brightly, exalting pumpkins
laughing rats emerge
Haiku # 47714, May 19, 2011 10:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
churchyards spring gently
drab rude cats overeat, black
fleshy barbed bridesmaid
Haiku # 47713, May 19, 2011 10:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
creaky enormous
polished fires emerge, brutes
moving, shrieking eels
Haiku # 47712, May 19, 2011 10:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
KEWL! W00t! ROFL LOL!!! I be a bwaxbewwies usah'!!
Haiku # 47711, May 19, 2011 10:37 am ET
by bippressashgay
LOL ROFLMAO w00t! Kewl!! I loves me some faceboks. I can tell people what I eat for dinner, what I am doing, wherE I am at.....LOL ROFLMAO w00t! Nippress and Ash...GAY!
Haiku # 47710, May 18, 2011 8:53 pm ET
by it's a blackberry user mama! get your torch and pitchfork!
gypsies rattle, nymphs
shivering, merrily, heart
explodes sleeplessly
Haiku # 47709, May 18, 2011 8:41 pm ET
by you are gay
bravely alert moth
fades, adolescent bragging
praying, boasting plows
Haiku # 47708, May 18, 2011 8:39 pm ET
by wootelsexo
miseries clank, elms
acquiesce, hopeful languid
obscene bordello
Haiku # 47707, May 18, 2011 8:36 pm ET
by poo-berry user
pious joyless soul
fluttering embarrassed burnt
bloated cocoons ooze
Haiku # 47706, May 18, 2011 5:28 pm ET
by wootberry
unbroken racehorse
gropes weakly, raw burglar smirks
flatly, pigeons wail
Haiku # 47705, May 18, 2011 5:20 pm ET
by wootwootwootwootwootwootusingblackbewwy debice!
proudly, paper calls
bravely dumbfounding sheep sleeps
frigidly, keenly
Haiku # 47704, May 18, 2011 5:15 pm ET
by zab a using blak dev
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