Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Hey diddle diddle,
The fatboy fiddles......around
With his Justin Beaver.
Haiku # 47729, May 19, 2011 8:50 pm ET
by arachno-doobie
Pantyhos, wrapped around my balls. And. My shaft.
How bout a hand-job?
Haiku # 47728, May 19, 2011 8:46 pm ET
by Elvis The Pelvis
Solited pancakes,in my ear.
Artshow ripoff meanderings.
Blue pain.
Haiku # 47727, May 19, 2011 8:27 pm ET
by Fat Abbott of Lima, Peru
I eat her snatch,
While fucking her parrot.
Arrrgh, matey!!
Haiku # 47726, May 19, 2011 8:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I hear her.
Moaning my name as
She fucks her girlfriend.
Haiku # 47725, May 19, 2011 8:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dragons eating my diaper, my existance futile.
Wingless bats!
Haiku # 47724, May 19, 2011 8:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I like her naked
In heels and hose
Excruciating blowjob.
Haiku # 47723, May 19, 2011 2:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Did you call me fat?
Does this haiku
Make my ass look big?
Haiku # 47722, May 19, 2011 2:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Plastic anus,
Forgive me,
And my neighbors
Haiku # 47721, May 19, 2011 12:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Stinky pussy,
Smother me
In juice
Haiku # 47720, May 19, 2011 11:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bovine excrement,
Providing nourishment
For starving poet.
Haiku # 47719, May 19, 2011 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Crow-shit
On my window sill.
Drifting into outer space.
Haiku # 47718, May 19, 2011 11:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rubber biscuit,
Gently lappin at my bollocks,
Nipples laden with ice.
Haiku # 47717, May 19, 2011 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
rainstorms despair, doubts
deflower, ruminations
harvesting, sharply
Haiku # 47716, May 19, 2011 10:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
crustily riding
dancing meadows ruffle, dogs
slumbering chime muses
Haiku # 47715, May 19, 2011 10:51 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
rambling horseman howls
brightly, exalting pumpkins
laughing rats emerge
Haiku # 47714, May 19, 2011 10:47 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
churchyards spring gently
drab rude cats overeat, black
fleshy barbed bridesmaid
Haiku # 47713, May 19, 2011 10:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
creaky enormous
polished fires emerge, brutes
moving, shrieking eels
Haiku # 47712, May 19, 2011 10:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
KEWL! W00t! ROFL LOL!!! I be a bwaxbewwies usah'!!
Haiku # 47711, May 19, 2011 10:37 am ET
by bippressashgay
LOL ROFLMAO w00t! Kewl!! I loves me some faceboks. I can tell people what I eat for dinner, what I am doing, wherE I am at.....LOL ROFLMAO w00t! Nippress and Ash...GAY!
Haiku # 47710, May 18, 2011 8:53 pm ET
by it's a blackberry user mama! get your torch and pitchfork!
gypsies rattle, nymphs
shivering, merrily, heart
explodes sleeplessly
Haiku # 47709, May 18, 2011 8:41 pm ET
by you are gay
bravely alert moth
fades, adolescent bragging
praying, boasting plows
Haiku # 47708, May 18, 2011 8:39 pm ET
by wootelsexo
miseries clank, elms
acquiesce, hopeful languid
obscene bordello
Haiku # 47707, May 18, 2011 8:36 pm ET
by poo-berry user
pious joyless soul
fluttering embarrassed burnt
bloated cocoons ooze
Haiku # 47706, May 18, 2011 5:28 pm ET
by wootberry
unbroken racehorse
gropes weakly, raw burglar smirks
flatly, pigeons wail
Haiku # 47705, May 18, 2011 5:20 pm ET
by wootwootwootwootwootwootusingblackbewwy debice!
proudly, paper calls
bravely dumbfounding sheep sleeps
frigidly, keenly
Haiku # 47704, May 18, 2011 5:15 pm ET
by zab a using blak dev
hazily hoping
swine sink cloudlessly, dryly
faintly, spiders grunt
Haiku # 47703, May 18, 2011 5:12 pm ET
by zabadooey nusingnanacknerrynenice....derRrr!!!
Zabadooreyonmyblackberrydevicezabadooeyonmyblackberrydevicezabadooeyonmyblackberrydeviceabadooeyonmyblackberrydevice.....DAHHHHHHHH!!! DERRRRRRRRRRR DUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! DAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Haiku # 47702, May 18, 2011 5:10 pm ET
by blabablooeyblonblyblapberrybleppice
laborious breeze
rambles, lemon screaming cows
defying, prying
Haiku # 47701, May 18, 2011 12:03 pm ET
by Zabadooey on my blackberry device
soft still pompous sharks
stampeding rippling beehive
singing foolish palm
Haiku # 47700, May 18, 2011 11:04 am ET
by mr gay poet advisor
deafening feebly
fiercely, faintly, squirming blunt
hard diamondcutter
Haiku # 47699, May 18, 2011 10:58 am ET
by woot woot woot gay poemzzz
icily leaning
insidious drab bluebirds
disintegrate, pink
Haiku # 47698, May 18, 2011 10:55 am ET
by gay poet
foundling snarls, lowly
arrow runs, humble frisky
pitiless prey ends
Haiku # 47697, May 18, 2011 10:51 am ET
by anonymous gay person
bleakly mealy snake
ruffles dimly, swirling wives
rejuvenate, smug
Haiku # 47696, May 18, 2011 10:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fitful lush rapid
seagulls palpitate, gazelles
inseminate, mean
Haiku # 47695, May 18, 2011 8:58 am ET
by gaydar and pooper
abandonments shine
flutes reproach, squelching epic
fearsome pears screeching
Haiku # 47694, May 17, 2011 10:19 pm ET
by woot!
shaking dove rusting
pyramidal lethargic
cradle sluggish hard
Haiku # 47693, May 17, 2011 10:13 pm ET
by woot!
capricious lewd black
rats regurgitate richly
rapidly, mewling
Haiku # 47692, May 17, 2011 8:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
echoing white smooth
hairs hibernate, blithe serpents
ripening numb rough
Haiku # 47691, May 17, 2011 8:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
borax in the pork
exploding watermelons
happy family
Haiku # 47690, May 17, 2011 8:42 pm ET
by Peter 8 of California
sallow wintertime
deflowers, dragonfly smirks
lustrously, coyly
Haiku # 47689, May 16, 2011 10:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
strutting afterlife
explodes prettily golden
incantations squeal
Haiku # 47688, May 16, 2011 10:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
recklessly bloating
quickly, conjurers ponder
softly, canoes gape
Haiku # 47687, May 16, 2011 8:57 pm ET
by ashby
lurid defiant
fear swoons, deliveryman pleads
cloyingly, drums flow
Haiku # 47686, May 16, 2011 8:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
lip luxuriates
family vanishes, snide
farmers rumbling gnat
Haiku # 47685, May 16, 2011 5:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
devilish inert
immovable swordsman wails
giraffe pleading hair
Haiku # 47684, May 16, 2011 5:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cautious shepherd frowns
frowns, rushing bronze
raspberry squirms, bright
Haiku # 47683, May 16, 2011 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cockeyed eagle plunges
basket resonates, mellow
swordfish forgets, lush
Haiku # 47682, May 16, 2011 5:45 pm ET
by woot
vulnerable prey
sets gruesomely, rough dry raw
lights smash loudly, old
Haiku # 47681, May 16, 2011 5:42 pm ET
by woot
Some obseeions good
But what's insulting people?
Inadequacy!
Haiku # 47680, May 16, 2011 1:59 pm ET
by William
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