Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 334 Days and 78464 Haiku later...
Flowers mightily
Blooming out of my garden
Soil made by worms
Haiku # 47676 ↗ May 16, 2011 7:38 am ET
by hide my ip
tiredly screaming glum
souls jabbing ancient casks ail
lightly, decrepit
Haiku # 47675 ↗ May 15, 2011 10:24 am ET
by bleep
grumbling Bela looks
sluggishly, scampering crow
fuming plums sneezing
Haiku # 47674 ↗ May 15, 2011 10:22 am ET
by poop-lover
firm memory plucks
amputee uncovers, dense
babies shrieking bland
Haiku # 47673 ↗ May 15, 2011 10:18 am ET
by wooT!
sleepily, egg glides
cowgirl thrusting blowing fires
squealing, emerging
Haiku # 47672 ↗ May 15, 2011 10:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
cautiously mean poor
rapid snails hissing, wishing
blithely, shrivelling
Haiku # 47671 ↗ May 14, 2011 8:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have been trolling
This site for so very long
Oh I have no life
Haiku # 47670 ↗ May 14, 2011 8:14 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY....
hugely, jackal seeks
mournfully, reflection fades
blue polarbear rings
Haiku # 47669 ↗ May 14, 2011 8:11 pm ET
by 69.57.150.217
shivering nectar
fluttering, rippling sharply
sharply, quick
Haiku # 47668 ↗ May 14, 2011 8:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Clearly so little
Understanding of the web
It is mindblowing
Haiku # 47667 ↗ May 14, 2011 8:08 pm ET
by You will not win
74-82-64-160.rdns.blackberry.net of 74-82-64-160.rdns.blackberry.net
Haiku # 47666 ↗ May 14, 2011 8:05 pm ET
by LOOK AT ME!
opaquely depraved
loveless abattoir sagging
tailors discover
Haiku # 47665 ↗ May 14, 2011 8:02 pm ET
by suck my ballsac
delivery done
rich pretenders neuroses
pink criminal pants
Haiku # 47664 ↗ May 14, 2011 8:00 pm ET
by bashomatique
carousel falls, dune
romping celebration howls
cheap deaf vipers drift
Haiku # 47663 ↗ May 14, 2011 7:58 pm ET
by you r a douchebag
oafishly sad heart
smatters madly, onions howl
rushing, gently, soul
Haiku # 47662 ↗ May 14, 2011 10:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
warmly frightening
silver dumb borderlands crash
lustrously, blind blithe
Haiku # 47661 ↗ May 14, 2011 10:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Troll THIS my little penis lover!
Haiku # 47660 ↗ May 14, 2011 10:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
mermaids on the rocks
barking the shellfish despair
radioactive
Haiku # 47659 ↗ May 13, 2011 11:41 pm ET
by Bashomatique
for whom the bell tolls
sending out invitations
neverland party
Haiku # 47658 ↗ May 13, 2011 11:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Looks like the troll is
a Blackberry user ... oh
how stupid you are
Haiku # 47657 ↗ May 13, 2011 8:57 pm ET
by 74-82-64-160.rdns.blackberry.net of 74-82-64-160.rdns.blackberry.net
Flowers, growing in
the field of my whole lifetime
To the maximum
Haiku # 47656 ↗ May 13, 2011 8:55 pm ET
by 74-82-64-160.rdns.blackberry.net of 74-82-64-160.rdns.blackberry.net
colosseum romps
slyly, loveless desperate
smug bucket runs, fresh
Haiku # 47655 ↗ May 13, 2011 10:07 am ET
by dontbhatinb
soft azalea
somersaults rigidly, mist
hesitates lewd warm
Haiku # 47654 ↗ May 13, 2011 10:06 am ET
by William
My desire for warmth
I stretch out my arms and reach
Tugging at the clouds
Haiku # 47653 ↗ May 13, 2011 7:52 am ET
by William
screaming cautiously
wetly, mint fizzles gently
purring saxophone
Haiku # 47652 ↗ May 12, 2011 10:25 pm ET
by dontbhatinb
dervish hovers, lake
recovers, hermit exalts
exalts, mad
Haiku # 47651 ↗ May 12, 2011 10:24 pm ET
by dontbhatinb
rudely dancing calm
elves cannibalise dimly
pigmy jangles, dire
Haiku # 47650 ↗ May 12, 2011 10:23 pm ET
by dontbhatinb
trouble follows love
love follows trouble (delete)
double bubble love rubble
Haiku # 47649 ↗ May 12, 2011 9:07 pm ET
by bashomatique
combustible book
he blesses the flame
marshmallow prayers
Haiku # 47648 ↗ May 12, 2011 8:56 pm ET
by bashomatique
shitty syllables
pretty thoughts crappy ladies
wasted time adds up
Haiku # 47647 ↗ May 10, 2011 9:41 pm ET
by bashomatique
it just dawns on him
his raw material sucks
it's not time for lunch
Haiku # 47646 ↗ May 10, 2011 9:29 pm ET
by bashomatique
not necessary
a bad haiku has soul
not necessary
Haiku # 47645 ↗ May 10, 2011 9:15 pm ET
by bashomatique
richly abject rude
ornate bride reappears, raw
eternal hopeful
Haiku # 47644 ↗ May 10, 2011 8:57 pm ET
by w00t!
dogs emerge, kind
deliveryman sobs idly
white overeager
Haiku # 47643 ↗ May 10, 2011 8:55 pm ET
by fwee
craven broken pig
ebbs, unbelieving maidens
replenish, downward
Haiku # 47642 ↗ May 10, 2011 8:41 pm ET
by dasfuto
tree moves, braying heads
fly, captives swagger, noble
forgettable ploughs
Haiku # 47641 ↗ May 10, 2011 8:35 pm ET
by dert
scavengers sidle
meaty droplet boasting canes
harvesting pig poses
Haiku # 47640 ↗ May 10, 2011 8:32 pm ET
by shpeh
inhumane wife flirts
sadly, sluggish gingkoes look
carousels fizzle
Haiku # 47639 ↗ May 10, 2011 4:21 pm ET
by w00t!
reckless lip hovers
embracing blowing, ringing
salmons pulsate, sharp
Haiku # 47638 ↗ May 10, 2011 3:59 pm ET
by w00t!
seagull seduces, fiend
regrets, merchant moaning prunes
grumbling harpsichords
Haiku # 47637 ↗ May 10, 2011 3:56 pm ET
by w00t!
barbaric redwood
blooms, lewd ailing hard miser
bragging, bleakly, sick
Haiku # 47636 ↗ May 10, 2011 3:53 pm ET
by w00t
Whats hard about life?
Putting up with idiots!
Like, politicians!
Haiku # 47635 ↗ May 10, 2011 9:44 am ET
by William
Yea, wow, I know right?
It's been really far too long,
I feel so old now.
Haiku # 47634 ↗ May 8, 2011 4:46 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
Hello people,
I am also back for this short while
I was here in March of 2008 and December of 2009
HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LONG TIME!
Haiku # 47633 ↗ May 8, 2011 4:20 pm ET
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Nostalgia alert,
It's been far too long people
Since I've written here.

Feel free to search me,
Search "Bob the Snob" on this site,
I was a child.

Now I am older,
And I feel so much bolder,
I have come so far.
Haiku # 47632 ↗ May 8, 2011 3:52 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
burnt cynical horse
rattling putrid ablaze breeze
repulses dry blunt
Haiku # 47631 ↗ May 7, 2011 7:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
despondent egg shines
eternal fatherless crag
oozing waters scream
Haiku # 47630 ↗ May 7, 2011 7:12 pm ET
by jk
incongruent pear
dazzles craftily, actors
grimace, epic still
Haiku # 47629 ↗ May 7, 2011 7:11 pm ET
by FOOP
devils repulse
gatekeepers relax drily
bold chocolate boat
Haiku # 47628 ↗ May 7, 2011 7:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
tall disjointed lazy
rats purring, numbly, prey moves
peaceful potbellied
Haiku # 47627 ↗ May 7, 2011 7:09 pm ET
by gg allin