Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 40 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

Nostalgia alert,
It's been far too long people
Since I've written here.

Feel free to search me,
Search "Bob the Snob" on this site,
I was a child.

Now I am older,
And I feel so much bolder,
I have come so far.
Haiku # 47632, May 8, 2011 3:52 pm ET
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
burnt cynical horse
rattling putrid ablaze breeze
repulses dry blunt
Haiku # 47631, May 7, 2011 7:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
despondent egg shines
eternal fatherless crag
oozing waters scream
Haiku # 47630, May 7, 2011 7:12 pm ET
by jk
incongruent pear
dazzles craftily, actors
grimace, epic still
Haiku # 47629, May 7, 2011 7:11 pm ET
by FOOP
devils repulse
gatekeepers relax drily
bold chocolate boat
Haiku # 47628, May 7, 2011 7:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
tall disjointed lazy
rats purring, numbly, prey moves
peaceful potbellied
Haiku # 47627, May 7, 2011 7:09 pm ET
by gg allin
stumbling spider chomps
Adonis discovers, boat
hovering, sharply
Haiku # 47626, May 7, 2011 7:07 pm ET
by gg allin
fumbling bottle seeks
pensively, piglet rambles
idly, plum soaring
Haiku # 47625, May 7, 2011 7:06 pm ET
by gg allin
you should catch fire
call one-eight-hundred fuck you
'cause no one likes you
Haiku # 47624, May 7, 2011 7:06 pm ET
by mojitofajita
gratifying moist
clock soaring bumblebee rings
raucously, joyful
Haiku # 47623, May 7, 2011 7:04 pm ET
by gg allin
cream cheese sandwiches
nutella, peanut butter
fucking sandwiches.
Haiku # 47622, May 7, 2011 7:03 pm ET
by mojitofajita
deliverymen fade
staggering evolution
moping laughing doors
Haiku # 47621, May 7, 2011 7:03 pm ET
by gg allin
orange sluts walking
up and down the downtown streets
riddled with herpes
Haiku # 47620, May 7, 2011 7:02 pm ET
by mojitofajita
i am on fire
AH OH MY GOD HELP ME PLEASE
hahaha, no. die.
Haiku # 47619, May 7, 2011 6:59 pm ET
by mojitofajita
when i see your face
i would change everything
'cause you're ugly, bitch
Haiku # 47618, May 7, 2011 6:58 pm ET
by mojitofajita
all the cute bunnies
spontaneously combust
when they see your face
Haiku # 47617, May 7, 2011 6:56 pm ET
by mojitofajita
far far out in space
tiny lil' space porcupines
banging Shakira
Haiku # 47616, May 7, 2011 6:55 pm ET
by mojitofajita
a pipi sandwich
in her buzz light-year lunch box
hedgehog penises
Haiku # 47615, May 7, 2011 6:53 pm ET
by mojitofajita
one island red shines
in the sky on mayday and
out come birds and bees
Haiku # 47614, May 1, 2011 3:38 am ET
by bs
Ah! Finally, that
apostrophe bug hath been
quash'd. 'Tis slash'd no more.
Haiku # 47613, April 28, 2011 4:35 pm ET
by Adam of those that wish they had more free time
The rustle of the leaves
Sun shines on waxy surface
beautiful spring day!
Haiku # 47612, April 28, 2011 12:17 pm ET
by William
Not a word has he
can it be the ape has gone?
finally beaten
Haiku # 47611, April 28, 2011 12:09 pm ET
by William
Banana with tape
Popcorn and pornagraphy
Carmen is pretty
Haiku # 47610, April 27, 2011 4:14 pm ET
by Jeebs of in da Hayooos!
after all these years and
still at it the world of words
in short little blurbs
Haiku # 47609, April 27, 2011 12:30 pm ET
by bs
it\'s friday friday
gotta get down on friday
party and party
Haiku # 47608, April 26, 2011 10:15 pm ET
by lotus
it\'s friday friday
gotta get down on friday
party and party
Haiku # 47607, April 26, 2011 10:13 pm ET
by lotus
today i pooted
smelled like cherry potpourri
i inhaled deeply
Haiku # 47606, April 26, 2011 10:10 pm ET
by lotus
Hockey night birthday
Should be apologetic
Nacho on her boob
Haiku # 47605, April 26, 2011 10:51 am ET
by B-dogg of Verizon Center
in the Park meadow
a child looks carelessly on
old guides the older
Haiku # 47604, April 24, 2011 11:26 am ET
by mundane
Western countries rights
Freedom we take for granted
only our own though!
Haiku # 47603, April 18, 2011 7:21 am ET
by William
i dig a pygmy
faze one doris gets her oats
faze two yoko yes
Haiku # 47602, April 17, 2011 9:00 pm ET
by bashomatique
Earth Day festival
valet bicycle parking
chilled beer and wine tent.
Haiku # 47601, April 15, 2011 8:08 pm ET
by m
The trash is still here,
Haiku procrastinating.
I jack off wildly.
Haiku # 47600, April 15, 2011 1:23 am ET
by Ben Burbanke Bonfire
I, obstreperous,
fussing and moaning a lot.
Fuck diarrhea.
Haiku # 47599, April 15, 2011 1:19 am ET
by Baron Barfolomeow De Burbank-On-Infernus
The toaster oven
An evil, silver creature.
I jack off wildly.
Haiku # 47598, April 15, 2011 1:13 am ET
by Burbankus Infernii
This is a haiku
about taking out the trash.
Fuck that shit, bitches.
Haiku # 47597, April 15, 2011 1:10 am ET
by Burbank Inferno
clarinet player
fell asleep in the walls shade
never did wake up
Haiku # 47596, April 14, 2011 9:46 pm ET
by m
So immigration
it\'s back on the Agenda
election coming?

ban immigration
The thing is.Is it Racist?
or self protection?
Haiku # 47595, April 14, 2011 8:41 am ET
by William
So immigration
It
Haiku # 47594, April 14, 2011 8:38 am ET
by William
it\'s a mad mad world
anything i have to say
merely confirms it
Haiku # 47593, April 13, 2011 10:22 am ET
by ash
Orgasmic rapture
George Foreman grilling hot dogs
I want more juice please

OMMMMMMMM
Haiku # 47592, April 13, 2011 9:34 am ET
by Jeeber Witzenhübel of In da Hayoooos
Wow I feel so cold
Spring and central heatings on
Why do I stay here?
Haiku # 47591, April 13, 2011 6:02 am ET
by William
Warmth, give me some warmth
Sun is unreliable
In these Northern Climes
Haiku # 47590, April 13, 2011 5:58 am ET
by William
I crave for some warmth
Northern Europe winters cold
I crave for some warmth
Haiku # 47589, April 13, 2011 5:53 am ET
by William
staring mindlessly
casual voices drift bye
a distant laughter,

cloudless upward sun
ceaselessly surrounds all
with a wall of heat,

fountain gurgles on
water cascading downward
to the beginning.
Haiku # 47588, April 12, 2011 7:05 pm ET
by m
Butternuts abound
Nathalie Abutaha
Raving LEED AP
Haiku # 47587, April 12, 2011 3:38 pm ET
by Jeeber Witzenhübel of DC
Softly come and go
Leaving nothing but your name
And something to read
Haiku # 47586, April 12, 2011 9:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
mountaintops relax
hastily, foggy orphans
waddle, sore casks pop
Haiku # 47585, April 11, 2011 9:17 pm ET
by Bluto
excretion seeks, sleek
ferocious burden boasting
ringing parasites
Haiku # 47584, April 11, 2011 9:16 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
diamondcutters glide
richly limply, parasites
wandering ravens
Haiku # 47583, April 11, 2011 9:15 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
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