Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

after all these years and
still at it the world of words
in short little blurbs
Haiku # 47609, April 27, 2011 12:30 pm ET
by bs
it\'s friday friday
gotta get down on friday
party and party
Haiku # 47608, April 26, 2011 10:15 pm ET
by lotus
it\'s friday friday
gotta get down on friday
party and party
Haiku # 47607, April 26, 2011 10:13 pm ET
by lotus
today i pooted
smelled like cherry potpourri
i inhaled deeply
Haiku # 47606, April 26, 2011 10:10 pm ET
by lotus
Hockey night birthday
Should be apologetic
Nacho on her boob
Haiku # 47605, April 26, 2011 10:51 am ET
by B-dogg of Verizon Center
in the Park meadow
a child looks carelessly on
old guides the older
Haiku # 47604, April 24, 2011 11:26 am ET
by mundane
Western countries rights
Freedom we take for granted
only our own though!
Haiku # 47603, April 18, 2011 7:21 am ET
by William
i dig a pygmy
faze one doris gets her oats
faze two yoko yes
Haiku # 47602, April 17, 2011 9:00 pm ET
by bashomatique
Earth Day festival
valet bicycle parking
chilled beer and wine tent.
Haiku # 47601, April 15, 2011 8:08 pm ET
by m
The trash is still here,
Haiku procrastinating.
I jack off wildly.
Haiku # 47600, April 15, 2011 1:23 am ET
by Ben Burbanke Bonfire
I, obstreperous,
fussing and moaning a lot.
Fuck diarrhea.
Haiku # 47599, April 15, 2011 1:19 am ET
by Baron Barfolomeow De Burbank-On-Infernus
The toaster oven
An evil, silver creature.
I jack off wildly.
Haiku # 47598, April 15, 2011 1:13 am ET
by Burbankus Infernii
This is a haiku
about taking out the trash.
Fuck that shit, bitches.
Haiku # 47597, April 15, 2011 1:10 am ET
by Burbank Inferno
clarinet player
fell asleep in the walls shade
never did wake up
Haiku # 47596, April 14, 2011 9:46 pm ET
by m
So immigration
it\'s back on the Agenda
election coming?

ban immigration
The thing is.Is it Racist?
or self protection?
Haiku # 47595, April 14, 2011 8:41 am ET
by William
So immigration
It
Haiku # 47594, April 14, 2011 8:38 am ET
by William
it\'s a mad mad world
anything i have to say
merely confirms it
Haiku # 47593, April 13, 2011 10:22 am ET
by ash
Orgasmic rapture
George Foreman grilling hot dogs
I want more juice please

OMMMMMMMM
Haiku # 47592, April 13, 2011 9:34 am ET
by Jeeber Witzenhübel of In da Hayoooos
Wow I feel so cold
Spring and central heatings on
Why do I stay here?
Haiku # 47591, April 13, 2011 6:02 am ET
by William
Warmth, give me some warmth
Sun is unreliable
In these Northern Climes
Haiku # 47590, April 13, 2011 5:58 am ET
by William
I crave for some warmth
Northern Europe winters cold
I crave for some warmth
Haiku # 47589, April 13, 2011 5:53 am ET
by William
staring mindlessly
casual voices drift bye
a distant laughter,

cloudless upward sun
ceaselessly surrounds all
with a wall of heat,

fountain gurgles on
water cascading downward
to the beginning.
Haiku # 47588, April 12, 2011 7:05 pm ET
by m
Butternuts abound
Nathalie Abutaha
Raving LEED AP
Haiku # 47587, April 12, 2011 3:38 pm ET
by Jeeber Witzenhübel of DC
Softly come and go
Leaving nothing but your name
And something to read
Haiku # 47586, April 12, 2011 9:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
mountaintops relax
hastily, foggy orphans
waddle, sore casks pop
Haiku # 47585, April 11, 2011 9:17 pm ET
by Bluto
excretion seeks, sleek
ferocious burden boasting
ringing parasites
Haiku # 47584, April 11, 2011 9:16 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
diamondcutters glide
richly limply, parasites
wandering ravens
Haiku # 47583, April 11, 2011 9:15 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
coyly, viper laughs
conspirator ignites, queen
bemoaning eggshell
Haiku # 47582, April 11, 2011 9:13 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
afterlife quibbles
virginal mellow glum crag
conspires, giddy broad
Haiku # 47581, April 11, 2011 9:13 pm ET
by Ash press
cask roams redly, fiend
moaning, blindly, sorcerers
reverberate, blue
Haiku # 47580, April 11, 2011 9:11 pm ET
by whackness
humble hermit sinks
fearfully, numbly, sun gropes
barbaric willows
Haiku # 47579, April 11, 2011 9:10 pm ET
by w00t!
Did I miss something?
Feel an event passed me by
Need to use fast film
Haiku # 47578, April 11, 2011 4:36 pm ET
by William
grouchy forgotten
weak rhinoceri blush, frail
drab misshapen bat
Haiku # 47577, April 10, 2011 8:16 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
bragging lamely, priests
vanish vanish
mustangs flying black
Haiku # 47576, April 10, 2011 8:15 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
oafs luxuriate
shuddering wishing, ringing
chambermaid raining
Haiku # 47575, April 10, 2011 8:14 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
infernos explode
merrily, lewdly, flailing
glittering drops yearn
Haiku # 47574, April 10, 2011 8:13 pm ET
by 99.148.156.23
oaks fight, spiders flow
frigidly, fluttering stream
blurs, deception grieves
Haiku # 47573, April 10, 2011 7:12 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
empty demoness
mystifies, finger gusting
exalting fish wait
Haiku # 47572, April 10, 2011 7:10 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
watermelons smash
helplessly, image praying
excreting, madly
Haiku # 47571, April 10, 2011 7:08 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
neatly dismal lame
alligators pleading gold
heart bragging acorns
Haiku # 47570, April 10, 2011 7:07 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
hugely snapping goat
rasping ancient shadows dream
screaming orphans hide
Haiku # 47569, April 10, 2011 7:06 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
Springtime upon us
Lovely flowers blooming in
The pretty sunday.
Haiku # 47568, April 10, 2011 7:04 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
My precious sunshine.
Oh how I long for your voice
over the rainbow
Haiku # 47567, April 10, 2011 9:25 am ET
by yaymeeee
Droplets of water
Condensing perspiration
Running down her back
Haiku # 47566, April 10, 2011 7:31 am ET
by William
Droplets of water
Condensing perspiration Running down her back
.
Haiku # 47565, April 10, 2011 7:30 am ET
by William
gratefully depraved
hazy fools waddle, giddy
startled humid chasm
Haiku # 47564, April 9, 2011 8:44 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
elm drips, chambermaid
braying glumly, reflection
awaits, deep apples
Haiku # 47563, April 9, 2011 8:40 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
butterfly in flight
colorful roses in bloom
oranges and lemons
Haiku # 47562, April 9, 2011 5:28 pm ET
by m
raked out gray pebbles
rocks placed on islands of moss
misty sea of thought
Haiku # 47561, April 9, 2011 5:19 pm ET
by m
your smile like floodlight
too soon to say \'i love you\'?
it is. i won\'t say.
Haiku # 47560, April 9, 2011 10:52 am ET
by vince
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