Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 311 Days and 77278 Haiku later...

cask roams redly, fiend
moaning, blindly, sorcerers
reverberate, blue
Haiku # 47580, April 11, 2011 9:11 pm ET
by whackness
humble hermit sinks
fearfully, numbly, sun gropes
barbaric willows
Haiku # 47579, April 11, 2011 9:10 pm ET
by w00t!
Did I miss something?
Feel an event passed me by
Need to use fast film
Haiku # 47578, April 11, 2011 4:36 pm ET
by William
grouchy forgotten
weak rhinoceri blush, frail
drab misshapen bat
Haiku # 47577, April 10, 2011 8:16 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
bragging lamely, priests
vanish vanish
mustangs flying black
Haiku # 47576, April 10, 2011 8:15 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
oafs luxuriate
shuddering wishing, ringing
chambermaid raining
Haiku # 47575, April 10, 2011 8:14 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
infernos explode
merrily, lewdly, flailing
glittering drops yearn
Haiku # 47574, April 10, 2011 8:13 pm ET
by 99.148.156.23
oaks fight, spiders flow
frigidly, fluttering stream
blurs, deception grieves
Haiku # 47573, April 10, 2011 7:12 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
empty demoness
mystifies, finger gusting
exalting fish wait
Haiku # 47572, April 10, 2011 7:10 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
watermelons smash
helplessly, image praying
excreting, madly
Haiku # 47571, April 10, 2011 7:08 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
neatly dismal lame
alligators pleading gold
heart bragging acorns
Haiku # 47570, April 10, 2011 7:07 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
hugely snapping goat
rasping ancient shadows dream
screaming orphans hide
Haiku # 47569, April 10, 2011 7:06 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
Springtime upon us
Lovely flowers blooming in
The pretty sunday.
Haiku # 47568, April 10, 2011 7:04 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
My precious sunshine.
Oh how I long for your voice
over the rainbow
Haiku # 47567, April 10, 2011 9:25 am ET
by yaymeeee
Droplets of water
Condensing perspiration
Running down her back
Haiku # 47566, April 10, 2011 7:31 am ET
by William
Droplets of water
Condensing perspiration Running down her back
.
Haiku # 47565, April 10, 2011 7:30 am ET
by William
gratefully depraved
hazy fools waddle, giddy
startled humid chasm
Haiku # 47564, April 9, 2011 8:44 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
elm drips, chambermaid
braying glumly, reflection
awaits, deep apples
Haiku # 47563, April 9, 2011 8:40 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
butterfly in flight
colorful roses in bloom
oranges and lemons
Haiku # 47562, April 9, 2011 5:28 pm ET
by m
raked out gray pebbles
rocks placed on islands of moss
misty sea of thought
Haiku # 47561, April 9, 2011 5:19 pm ET
by m
your smile like floodlight
too soon to say \'i love you\'?
it is. i won\'t say.
Haiku # 47560, April 9, 2011 10:52 am ET
by vince
Form and symmetry
Beauty within a petal
Nature\'s perfection
Haiku # 47559, April 9, 2011 4:39 am ET
by it not liking perfection
Form and symmetry
Beauty within a petal
Nature
Haiku # 47558, April 9, 2011 4:36 am ET
by try again
Form and symmetry
Beauty within a petal
Nature
Haiku # 47557, April 9, 2011 4:35 am ET
by William
once upon a time
stupidly, fortunately
our souls fused as one
Haiku # 47556, April 9, 2011 2:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the wandering eye goes
wherever the moon runs to and
nevers falls from Earth
Haiku # 47555, April 9, 2011 2:04 am ET
by sonny badwind of Earth
bashomatique claims
the preceding gem of joy
he forgot to sign
Haiku # 47554, April 8, 2011 11:00 pm ET
by bashomatique
fierce craving for love
materialistic? nay
spiritualistic!
Haiku # 47553, April 8, 2011 10:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
rice crinkles with milk
the way to wholeness and health
so hi so hi so
Haiku # 47552, April 8, 2011 10:51 pm ET
by bashomatique
leviathan rise
monstrous savage of the sea
old one cthulhu
Haiku # 47551, April 8, 2011 9:44 pm ET
by m
on a sandy beach
amidst many grains of sand
single pebble lies
Haiku # 47550, April 8, 2011 9:31 pm ET
by m
a hungarian
piano key rhapsody
you tube afternoon
Haiku # 47549, April 8, 2011 5:50 pm ET
by m
happy like a frog
sitting on a lily pad
soaking up the sun
Haiku # 47548, April 8, 2011 5:37 pm ET
by m
many homeless people
overfilled hospitals
after the earthquake
Haiku # 47547, April 8, 2011 2:47 am ET
by cherry blossoms of Liechtenstein
grow like a bonsai
withthe help of the whole world
to blossom some time again
Haiku # 47546, April 8, 2011 2:46 am ET
by cherry blossoms of Liechtenstein
no luck for two weeks
read the news and see the shards
from nature\'s hand
Haiku # 47545, April 8, 2011 2:45 am ET
by cherry blossoms of Liechtenstein
Island of freedom
Happiness all over, there
Just as in heaven
Haiku # 47544, April 8, 2011 2:44 am ET
by Across of Liechtenstein
Yes! Again again!
Please more trolling pretty please
Happiness is now.
Haiku # 47543, April 7, 2011 1:38 pm ET
by gak of 74-82-68-160.rdns.blackberry.net
Oh this one is rich
It's sent from a blackberry
Fucking traceable!
Haiku # 47542, April 7, 2011 1:35 pm ET
by gad of 74-82-68-160.rdns.blackberry.net
I
Haiku # 47541, April 7, 2011 3:06 am ET
by Seamstress of Song of Knitting Sirens
I
Haiku # 47540, April 7, 2011 3:06 am ET
by Seamstress of Song of Knitting Sirens
Unsheathe my heart.
Bare witness the truth now,
My soul is pierced.
Haiku # 47539, April 7, 2011 3:02 am ET
by Seamstress of Song of Knitting Sirens
Weight of agony,
Take this love away,
Bittersweet madness. . .
Haiku # 47538, April 7, 2011 3:01 am ET
by Seamstress of Song of Knitting Sirens
Little fly on wall,
Watch my swatter hit you,
Now you are no more.
Haiku # 47537, April 7, 2011 3:00 am ET
by Seamstress of Song of Knitting Sirens
mellowly brave elf
despairs coldly, mockingly
prying horseman slumps
Haiku # 47536, April 6, 2011 7:02 pm ET
by Zabadooey of 99.148.156.236
immovable lip
plopping, slowly, rogue purring
hoarsely, distressed plump
Haiku # 47535, April 6, 2011 6:58 pm ET
by Zabadooey of 99.148.156.236
fighting for real food
suing to protect our health
the seeds are not safe
Haiku # 47534, April 4, 2011 11:34 pm ET
by fat warrior poet
big tongued companion
twelve years as a loyal friend
no more fireworks fear
Haiku # 47533, April 4, 2011 11:33 pm ET
by fat warrior poet of the woods
squirrels have no want
plenty of time for cleaning
on this fine sunday
Haiku # 47532, April 3, 2011 3:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
coughing fit to bust
and phlegm by the Bucket full
Maybe its a cold
Haiku # 47531, April 2, 2011 10:59 am ET
by William
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