Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

Little fly on wall,
Watch my swatter hit you,
Now you are no more.
Haiku # 47537, April 7, 2011 3:00 am ET
by Seamstress of Song of Knitting Sirens
mellowly brave elf
despairs coldly, mockingly
prying horseman slumps
Haiku # 47536, April 6, 2011 7:02 pm ET
by Zabadooey of 99.148.156.236
immovable lip
plopping, slowly, rogue purring
hoarsely, distressed plump
Haiku # 47535, April 6, 2011 6:58 pm ET
by Zabadooey of 99.148.156.236
fighting for real food
suing to protect our health
the seeds are not safe
Haiku # 47534, April 4, 2011 11:34 pm ET
by fat warrior poet
big tongued companion
twelve years as a loyal friend
no more fireworks fear
Haiku # 47533, April 4, 2011 11:33 pm ET
by fat warrior poet of the woods
squirrels have no want
plenty of time for cleaning
on this fine sunday
Haiku # 47532, April 3, 2011 3:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
coughing fit to bust
and phlegm by the Bucket full
Maybe its a cold
Haiku # 47531, April 2, 2011 10:59 am ET
by William
the past is present
things that were old come anew
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 47530, April 1, 2011 8:54 pm ET
by ash
The clouds come rolling,
work is accumulating.
I jack off wildly.
Haiku # 47529, April 1, 2011 6:17 pm ET
by Burbank Inferno
echoes of the pas
burbank is near hollywood
pandas are nervous
Haiku # 47528, April 1, 2011 9:32 am ET
by ash
Involuntary
Myocardial infarction
Calcification
Haiku # 47527, April 1, 2011 4:23 am ET
by William
Small smudges of light
Announces that dawn is here
Time to sleep at last
Haiku # 47526, March 31, 2011 3:11 pm ET
by William
impossible flame
jangles bluntly, leprechaun
smatters faintly, lips
Haiku # 47525, March 31, 2011 2:53 pm ET
by W00T
depression smatters
absurd stare bulldozers chase
lives exclaim, final
Haiku # 47524, March 31, 2011 2:51 pm ET
by w00t!
weakly protective
rabbits crying green late girl
intensifies, dense
Haiku # 47523, March 31, 2011 2:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of c56fc
seaman juggles, gnome
cajoling Bela ruffles
ruffles, cold
Haiku # 47522, March 31, 2011 2:49 pm ET
by shpeh?
Rain as soft as light
so gently it falls on me
like a lovers kiss
Haiku # 47521, March 31, 2011 2:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Blasted telephone,
nostalgia is for cretins.
I jack off wildly.
Haiku # 47520, March 31, 2011 2:38 pm ET
by Burbank Inferno
Fuck that whistling,
it drives me bat-shit insane,
reminds me of you.
Haiku # 47519, March 31, 2011 2:16 pm ET
by Screwy Lewis
beautiful nature
an ordinary culture
wants to be rebuilt
Haiku # 47518, March 31, 2011 1:11 pm ET
by Miss AM of Liechtenstein
Lexus and Honda
Sushi Geisha and Mangas
Were all part of it
Haiku # 47517, March 31, 2011 1:10 pm ET
by Miss AM of Liechtenstein
Rain as soft as light
so gently it falls on me
like a lovers kiss
Haiku # 47516, March 31, 2011 4:45 am ET
by William
earthquakes were in Japan
It kills so many good people
hope that they survive
Haiku # 47515, March 30, 2011 9:03 am ET
by FW of Liechtenstein
When your soul is broken,
and your hope has died,
don\'t cry, there is always a light in the sky!
Haiku # 47514, March 30, 2011 9:01 am ET
by carnival girl of Liechtenstein
When the wind is blowing in your face,
and your tears are too big to smile,
don\'t close your eyes, stand up and fight!
Haiku # 47513, March 30, 2011 9:00 am ET
by carnival girl of Liechtenstein
appreciate all
some have nothing at the moment
nothing except hope
Haiku # 47512, March 30, 2011 8:59 am ET
by carnival girl of Liechtenstein
lying on the ground
and you can see the blue sky,
hope will never die!
Haiku # 47511, March 30, 2011 8:57 am ET
by carnival girl of Liechtenstein
Your mind\'s dreamworld
but your body is in the realworld
people thinking of Japan
Haiku # 47510, March 30, 2011 8:52 am ET
by vai of Liechtenstein
The morning dew is without
worries in it\'s drops
looking forward for Japan
Haiku # 47509, March 30, 2011 8:51 am ET
by vai of Liechtenstein
see a picture like a telescope
it is colourless
hoping for colours
Haiku # 47508, March 30, 2011 8:50 am ET
by vai of Liechtenstein
Anger, happiness, pain...
feelings are everything
remember soul - Japan
Haiku # 47507, March 30, 2011 8:49 am ET
by vai of Liechtenstein
Love is louder than stars
and brighter than before
is it the bridge for Japan
Haiku # 47506, March 30, 2011 8:48 am ET
by vai of Liechtenstein
Japan in chaos
People running through the streets
The hope will never end
Haiku # 47505, March 30, 2011 8:44 am ET
by O G Crew of Liechtenstein
Snow is falling down
Will the volcano then melt it
I hope it won\'t be so
Haiku # 47504, March 30, 2011 8:42 am ET
by O G Crew of Liechtenstein
People were running
volcano, tsunami, earthquake
the world will help you
Haiku # 47503, March 30, 2011 8:41 am ET
by O G Crew of Liechtenstein
When it feels like there
is nothing to live for, think
others are dying
Haiku # 47502, March 30, 2011 8:40 am ET
by Carnival girl of Liechtenstein
Tsunami can be painful.
Nuclear Power can be toxic.
But peoples spirit won\'t die
Haiku # 47501, March 30, 2011 8:37 am ET
by Pizza man of Liechtenstein
Will the flower be as old.
Will the water taste the same.
Hope is yet important.
Haiku # 47500, March 30, 2011 8:35 am ET
by Pizza man of Liechtenstein
Can children laught And people sleep peacfully Will Japan smile again.
Haiku # 47499, March 30, 2011 8:33 am ET
by pizzaman of Liechtenstein
Your Girlfriend call me baby and I called her bitch, you say lady SHUT THE F*** UP !!!
Haiku # 47498, March 30, 2011 8:30 am ET
by engel14 of Liechtenstein
I know it\'s not easy
I hope the people\'s wounds get better
but lives go on
Haiku # 47497, March 30, 2011 8:28 am ET
by Nzn of Liechtenstein
Ninja\'s are warriors
of the shadow, they kill you
Die Antwoord is cool.
Haiku # 47496, March 30, 2011 5:45 am ET
by Obi van ke robin of Triesen
Naruto is cool
Isn\'t Nexus called Lexus
Japan is salted
Haiku # 47495, March 30, 2011 5:43 am ET
by 3cpo of Liechtenstein
They have lost all things
Now they are poor and need help
Pray for Japan please
Haiku # 47494, March 30, 2011 5:42 am ET
by enilec of Liechtenstein
Radiation stop
Fukushima isn\'t good
Many people die
Haiku # 47493, March 30, 2011 5:41 am ET
by Anaytat of Liechtenstein
Japan looks so great
Now the people are homeless
They are very poor
Haiku # 47492, March 30, 2011 5:40 am ET
by Princess M of Liechtenstein
Tokyo is great
Stand up all for a new start
Protect the people
Haiku # 47491, March 30, 2011 5:38 am ET
by Sarola of Liechtenstein
Toyota is great
Geisha culture is OK
much snow in Japan
Haiku # 47490, March 30, 2011 5:37 am ET
by MR T of Liechtenstein
Kunibert likes fish
Naruto is a manga
Nuclear is not nice
Haiku # 47489, March 30, 2011 5:36 am ET
by Horst a. of Liechtenstein
Sushi is so fine
a tsunami is not great
Tokyo is nice
Haiku # 47488, March 30, 2011 5:34 am ET
by Miss C of Liechtenstein
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