Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 311 Days and 77278 Haiku later...

mellowly brave elf
despairs coldly, mockingly
prying horseman slumps
Haiku # 47536, April 6, 2011 7:02 pm ET
by Zabadooey of 99.148.156.236
immovable lip
plopping, slowly, rogue purring
hoarsely, distressed plump
Haiku # 47535, April 6, 2011 6:58 pm ET
by Zabadooey of 99.148.156.236
fighting for real food
suing to protect our health
the seeds are not safe
Haiku # 47534, April 4, 2011 11:34 pm ET
by fat warrior poet
big tongued companion
twelve years as a loyal friend
no more fireworks fear
Haiku # 47533, April 4, 2011 11:33 pm ET
by fat warrior poet of the woods
squirrels have no want
plenty of time for cleaning
on this fine sunday
Haiku # 47532, April 3, 2011 3:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
coughing fit to bust
and phlegm by the Bucket full
Maybe its a cold
Haiku # 47531, April 2, 2011 10:59 am ET
by William
the past is present
things that were old come anew
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 47530, April 1, 2011 8:54 pm ET
by ash
The clouds come rolling,
work is accumulating.
I jack off wildly.
Haiku # 47529, April 1, 2011 6:17 pm ET
by Burbank Inferno
echoes of the pas
burbank is near hollywood
pandas are nervous
Haiku # 47528, April 1, 2011 9:32 am ET
by ash
Involuntary
Myocardial infarction
Calcification
Haiku # 47527, April 1, 2011 4:23 am ET
by William
Small smudges of light
Announces that dawn is here
Time to sleep at last
Haiku # 47526, March 31, 2011 3:11 pm ET
by William
impossible flame
jangles bluntly, leprechaun
smatters faintly, lips
Haiku # 47525, March 31, 2011 2:53 pm ET
by W00T
depression smatters
absurd stare bulldozers chase
lives exclaim, final
Haiku # 47524, March 31, 2011 2:51 pm ET
by w00t!
weakly protective
rabbits crying green late girl
intensifies, dense
Haiku # 47523, March 31, 2011 2:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of c56fc
seaman juggles, gnome
cajoling Bela ruffles
ruffles, cold
Haiku # 47522, March 31, 2011 2:49 pm ET
by shpeh?
Rain as soft as light
so gently it falls on me
like a lovers kiss
Haiku # 47521, March 31, 2011 2:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Blasted telephone,
nostalgia is for cretins.
I jack off wildly.
Haiku # 47520, March 31, 2011 2:38 pm ET
by Burbank Inferno
Fuck that whistling,
it drives me bat-shit insane,
reminds me of you.
Haiku # 47519, March 31, 2011 2:16 pm ET
by Screwy Lewis
beautiful nature
an ordinary culture
wants to be rebuilt
Haiku # 47518, March 31, 2011 1:11 pm ET
by Miss AM of Liechtenstein
Lexus and Honda
Sushi Geisha and Mangas
Were all part of it
Haiku # 47517, March 31, 2011 1:10 pm ET
by Miss AM of Liechtenstein
Rain as soft as light
so gently it falls on me
like a lovers kiss
Haiku # 47516, March 31, 2011 4:45 am ET
by William
earthquakes were in Japan
It kills so many good people
hope that they survive
Haiku # 47515, March 30, 2011 9:03 am ET
by FW of Liechtenstein
When your soul is broken,
and your hope has died,
don\'t cry, there is always a light in the sky!
Haiku # 47514, March 30, 2011 9:01 am ET
by carnival girl of Liechtenstein
When the wind is blowing in your face,
and your tears are too big to smile,
don\'t close your eyes, stand up and fight!
Haiku # 47513, March 30, 2011 9:00 am ET
by carnival girl of Liechtenstein
appreciate all
some have nothing at the moment
nothing except hope
Haiku # 47512, March 30, 2011 8:59 am ET
by carnival girl of Liechtenstein
lying on the ground
and you can see the blue sky,
hope will never die!
Haiku # 47511, March 30, 2011 8:57 am ET
by carnival girl of Liechtenstein
Your mind\'s dreamworld
but your body is in the realworld
people thinking of Japan
Haiku # 47510, March 30, 2011 8:52 am ET
by vai of Liechtenstein
The morning dew is without
worries in it\'s drops
looking forward for Japan
Haiku # 47509, March 30, 2011 8:51 am ET
by vai of Liechtenstein
see a picture like a telescope
it is colourless
hoping for colours
Haiku # 47508, March 30, 2011 8:50 am ET
by vai of Liechtenstein
Anger, happiness, pain...
feelings are everything
remember soul - Japan
Haiku # 47507, March 30, 2011 8:49 am ET
by vai of Liechtenstein
Love is louder than stars
and brighter than before
is it the bridge for Japan
Haiku # 47506, March 30, 2011 8:48 am ET
by vai of Liechtenstein
Japan in chaos
People running through the streets
The hope will never end
Haiku # 47505, March 30, 2011 8:44 am ET
by O G Crew of Liechtenstein
Snow is falling down
Will the volcano then melt it
I hope it won\'t be so
Haiku # 47504, March 30, 2011 8:42 am ET
by O G Crew of Liechtenstein
People were running
volcano, tsunami, earthquake
the world will help you
Haiku # 47503, March 30, 2011 8:41 am ET
by O G Crew of Liechtenstein
When it feels like there
is nothing to live for, think
others are dying
Haiku # 47502, March 30, 2011 8:40 am ET
by Carnival girl of Liechtenstein
Tsunami can be painful.
Nuclear Power can be toxic.
But peoples spirit won\'t die
Haiku # 47501, March 30, 2011 8:37 am ET
by Pizza man of Liechtenstein
Will the flower be as old.
Will the water taste the same.
Hope is yet important.
Haiku # 47500, March 30, 2011 8:35 am ET
by Pizza man of Liechtenstein
Can children laught And people sleep peacfully Will Japan smile again.
Haiku # 47499, March 30, 2011 8:33 am ET
by pizzaman of Liechtenstein
Your Girlfriend call me baby and I called her bitch, you say lady SHUT THE F*** UP !!!
Haiku # 47498, March 30, 2011 8:30 am ET
by engel14 of Liechtenstein
I know it\'s not easy
I hope the people\'s wounds get better
but lives go on
Haiku # 47497, March 30, 2011 8:28 am ET
by Nzn of Liechtenstein
Ninja\'s are warriors
of the shadow, they kill you
Die Antwoord is cool.
Haiku # 47496, March 30, 2011 5:45 am ET
by Obi van ke robin of Triesen
Naruto is cool
Isn\'t Nexus called Lexus
Japan is salted
Haiku # 47495, March 30, 2011 5:43 am ET
by 3cpo of Liechtenstein
They have lost all things
Now they are poor and need help
Pray for Japan please
Haiku # 47494, March 30, 2011 5:42 am ET
by enilec of Liechtenstein
Radiation stop
Fukushima isn\'t good
Many people die
Haiku # 47493, March 30, 2011 5:41 am ET
by Anaytat of Liechtenstein
Japan looks so great
Now the people are homeless
They are very poor
Haiku # 47492, March 30, 2011 5:40 am ET
by Princess M of Liechtenstein
Tokyo is great
Stand up all for a new start
Protect the people
Haiku # 47491, March 30, 2011 5:38 am ET
by Sarola of Liechtenstein
Toyota is great
Geisha culture is OK
much snow in Japan
Haiku # 47490, March 30, 2011 5:37 am ET
by MR T of Liechtenstein
Kunibert likes fish
Naruto is a manga
Nuclear is not nice
Haiku # 47489, March 30, 2011 5:36 am ET
by Horst a. of Liechtenstein
Sushi is so fine
a tsunami is not great
Tokyo is nice
Haiku # 47488, March 30, 2011 5:34 am ET
by Miss C of Liechtenstein
There is much destruction
hope that many people help
they need a new start
Haiku # 47487, March 30, 2011 5:33 am ET
by Miss am of Liechtenstein
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