Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

Not a word has he
can it be the ape has gone?
finally beaten
Haiku # 47611, April 28, 2011 12:09 pm ET
by William
Banana with tape
Popcorn and pornagraphy
Carmen is pretty
Haiku # 47610, April 27, 2011 4:14 pm ET
by Jeebs of in da Hayooos!
after all these years and
still at it the world of words
in short little blurbs
Haiku # 47609, April 27, 2011 12:30 pm ET
by bs
it\'s friday friday
gotta get down on friday
party and party
Haiku # 47608, April 26, 2011 10:15 pm ET
by lotus
it\'s friday friday
gotta get down on friday
party and party
Haiku # 47607, April 26, 2011 10:13 pm ET
by lotus
today i pooted
smelled like cherry potpourri
i inhaled deeply
Haiku # 47606, April 26, 2011 10:10 pm ET
by lotus
Hockey night birthday
Should be apologetic
Nacho on her boob
Haiku # 47605, April 26, 2011 10:51 am ET
by B-dogg of Verizon Center
in the Park meadow
a child looks carelessly on
old guides the older
Haiku # 47604, April 24, 2011 11:26 am ET
by mundane
Western countries rights
Freedom we take for granted
only our own though!
Haiku # 47603, April 18, 2011 7:21 am ET
by William
i dig a pygmy
faze one doris gets her oats
faze two yoko yes
Haiku # 47602, April 17, 2011 9:00 pm ET
by bashomatique
Earth Day festival
valet bicycle parking
chilled beer and wine tent.
Haiku # 47601, April 15, 2011 8:08 pm ET
by m
The trash is still here,
Haiku procrastinating.
I jack off wildly.
Haiku # 47600, April 15, 2011 1:23 am ET
by Ben Burbanke Bonfire
I, obstreperous,
fussing and moaning a lot.
Fuck diarrhea.
Haiku # 47599, April 15, 2011 1:19 am ET
by Baron Barfolomeow De Burbank-On-Infernus
The toaster oven
An evil, silver creature.
I jack off wildly.
Haiku # 47598, April 15, 2011 1:13 am ET
by Burbankus Infernii
This is a haiku
about taking out the trash.
Fuck that shit, bitches.
Haiku # 47597, April 15, 2011 1:10 am ET
by Burbank Inferno
clarinet player
fell asleep in the walls shade
never did wake up
Haiku # 47596, April 14, 2011 9:46 pm ET
by m
So immigration
it\'s back on the Agenda
election coming?

ban immigration
The thing is.Is it Racist?
or self protection?
Haiku # 47595, April 14, 2011 8:41 am ET
by William
So immigration
It
Haiku # 47594, April 14, 2011 8:38 am ET
by William
it\'s a mad mad world
anything i have to say
merely confirms it
Haiku # 47593, April 13, 2011 10:22 am ET
by ash
Orgasmic rapture
George Foreman grilling hot dogs
I want more juice please

OMMMMMMMM
Haiku # 47592, April 13, 2011 9:34 am ET
by Jeeber Witzenhübel of In da Hayoooos
Wow I feel so cold
Spring and central heatings on
Why do I stay here?
Haiku # 47591, April 13, 2011 6:02 am ET
by William
Warmth, give me some warmth
Sun is unreliable
In these Northern Climes
Haiku # 47590, April 13, 2011 5:58 am ET
by William
I crave for some warmth
Northern Europe winters cold
I crave for some warmth
Haiku # 47589, April 13, 2011 5:53 am ET
by William
staring mindlessly
casual voices drift bye
a distant laughter,

cloudless upward sun
ceaselessly surrounds all
with a wall of heat,

fountain gurgles on
water cascading downward
to the beginning.
Haiku # 47588, April 12, 2011 7:05 pm ET
by m
Butternuts abound
Nathalie Abutaha
Raving LEED AP
Haiku # 47587, April 12, 2011 3:38 pm ET
by Jeeber Witzenhübel of DC
Softly come and go
Leaving nothing but your name
And something to read
Haiku # 47586, April 12, 2011 9:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
mountaintops relax
hastily, foggy orphans
waddle, sore casks pop
Haiku # 47585, April 11, 2011 9:17 pm ET
by Bluto
excretion seeks, sleek
ferocious burden boasting
ringing parasites
Haiku # 47584, April 11, 2011 9:16 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
diamondcutters glide
richly limply, parasites
wandering ravens
Haiku # 47583, April 11, 2011 9:15 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
coyly, viper laughs
conspirator ignites, queen
bemoaning eggshell
Haiku # 47582, April 11, 2011 9:13 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
afterlife quibbles
virginal mellow glum crag
conspires, giddy broad
Haiku # 47581, April 11, 2011 9:13 pm ET
by Ash press
cask roams redly, fiend
moaning, blindly, sorcerers
reverberate, blue
Haiku # 47580, April 11, 2011 9:11 pm ET
by whackness
humble hermit sinks
fearfully, numbly, sun gropes
barbaric willows
Haiku # 47579, April 11, 2011 9:10 pm ET
by w00t!
Did I miss something?
Feel an event passed me by
Need to use fast film
Haiku # 47578, April 11, 2011 4:36 pm ET
by William
grouchy forgotten
weak rhinoceri blush, frail
drab misshapen bat
Haiku # 47577, April 10, 2011 8:16 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
bragging lamely, priests
vanish vanish
mustangs flying black
Haiku # 47576, April 10, 2011 8:15 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
oafs luxuriate
shuddering wishing, ringing
chambermaid raining
Haiku # 47575, April 10, 2011 8:14 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
infernos explode
merrily, lewdly, flailing
glittering drops yearn
Haiku # 47574, April 10, 2011 8:13 pm ET
by 99.148.156.23
oaks fight, spiders flow
frigidly, fluttering stream
blurs, deception grieves
Haiku # 47573, April 10, 2011 7:12 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
empty demoness
mystifies, finger gusting
exalting fish wait
Haiku # 47572, April 10, 2011 7:10 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
watermelons smash
helplessly, image praying
excreting, madly
Haiku # 47571, April 10, 2011 7:08 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
neatly dismal lame
alligators pleading gold
heart bragging acorns
Haiku # 47570, April 10, 2011 7:07 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
hugely snapping goat
rasping ancient shadows dream
screaming orphans hide
Haiku # 47569, April 10, 2011 7:06 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
Springtime upon us
Lovely flowers blooming in
The pretty sunday.
Haiku # 47568, April 10, 2011 7:04 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
My precious sunshine.
Oh how I long for your voice
over the rainbow
Haiku # 47567, April 10, 2011 9:25 am ET
by yaymeeee
Droplets of water
Condensing perspiration
Running down her back
Haiku # 47566, April 10, 2011 7:31 am ET
by William
Droplets of water
Condensing perspiration Running down her back
.
Haiku # 47565, April 10, 2011 7:30 am ET
by William
gratefully depraved
hazy fools waddle, giddy
startled humid chasm
Haiku # 47564, April 9, 2011 8:44 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
elm drips, chambermaid
braying glumly, reflection
awaits, deep apples
Haiku # 47563, April 9, 2011 8:40 pm ET
by 99.148.156.236
butterfly in flight
colorful roses in bloom
oranges and lemons
Haiku # 47562, April 9, 2011 5:28 pm ET
by m
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