it just dawns on him
his raw material sucks
it's not time for lunch
by bashomatique
not necessary
a bad haiku has soul
not necessary
by bashomatique
richly abject rude
ornate bride reappears, raw
eternal hopeful
by w00t!
dogs emerge, kind
deliveryman sobs idly
white overeager
by fwee
craven broken pig
ebbs, unbelieving maidens
replenish, downward
by dasfuto
tree moves, braying heads
fly, captives swagger, noble
forgettable ploughs
by dert
scavengers sidle
meaty droplet boasting canes
harvesting pig poses
by shpeh
inhumane wife flirts
sadly, sluggish gingkoes look
carousels fizzle
by w00t!
reckless lip hovers
embracing blowing, ringing
salmons pulsate, sharp
by w00t!
seagull seduces, fiend
regrets, merchant moaning prunes
grumbling harpsichords
by w00t!
barbaric redwood
blooms, lewd ailing hard miser
bragging, bleakly, sick
by w00t
Whats hard about life?
Putting up with idiots!
Like, politicians!
by William
Yea, wow, I know right?
It's been really far too long,
I feel so old now.
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
Hello people,
I am also back for this short while
I was here in March of 2008 and December of 2009
HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LONG TIME!
by Emomalimo of Neverland
Nostalgia alert,
It's been far too long people
Since I've written here.
Feel free to search me,
Search "Bob the Snob" on this site,
I was a child.
Now I am older,
And I feel so much bolder,
I have come so far.
by Bob the Snob of The Internet
burnt cynical horse
rattling putrid ablaze breeze
repulses dry blunt
by Anonymous Poet
despondent egg shines
eternal fatherless crag
oozing waters scream
by jk
incongruent pear
dazzles craftily, actors
grimace, epic still
by FOOP
devils repulse
gatekeepers relax drily
bold chocolate boat
by Anonymous Poet
tall disjointed lazy
rats purring, numbly, prey moves
peaceful potbellied
by gg allin
stumbling spider chomps
Adonis discovers, boat
hovering, sharply
by gg allin
fumbling bottle seeks
pensively, piglet rambles
idly, plum soaring
by gg allin
you should catch fire
call one-eight-hundred fuck you
'cause no one likes you
by mojitofajita
gratifying moist
clock soaring bumblebee rings
raucously, joyful
by gg allin
cream cheese sandwiches
nutella, peanut butter
fucking sandwiches.
by mojitofajita
deliverymen fade
staggering evolution
moping laughing doors
by gg allin
orange sluts walking
up and down the downtown streets
riddled with herpes
by mojitofajita
i am on fire
AH OH MY GOD HELP ME PLEASE
hahaha, no. die.
by mojitofajita
when i see your face
i would change everything
'cause you're ugly, bitch
by mojitofajita
all the cute bunnies
spontaneously combust
when they see your face
by mojitofajita
far far out in space
tiny lil' space porcupines
banging Shakira
by mojitofajita
a pipi sandwich
in her buzz light-year lunch box
hedgehog penises
by mojitofajita
one island red shines
in the sky on mayday and
out come birds and bees
by bs
Ah! Finally, that
apostrophe bug hath been
quash'd. 'Tis slash'd no more.
by Adam of those that wish they had more free time
The rustle of the leaves
Sun shines on waxy surface
beautiful spring day!
by William
Not a word has he
can it be the ape has gone?
finally beaten
by William
Banana with tape
Popcorn and pornagraphy
Carmen is pretty
by Jeebs of in da Hayooos!
after all these years and
still at it the world of words
in short little blurbs
by bs
it\'s friday friday
gotta get down on friday
party and party
by lotus
it\'s friday friday
gotta get down on friday
party and party
by lotus
today i pooted
smelled like cherry potpourri
i inhaled deeply
by lotus
Hockey night birthday
Should be apologetic
Nacho on her boob
by B-dogg of Verizon Center
in the Park meadow
a child looks carelessly on
old guides the older
by mundane
Western countries rights
Freedom we take for granted
only our own though!
by William
i dig a pygmy
faze one doris gets her oats
faze two yoko yes
by bashomatique
Earth Day festival
valet bicycle parking
chilled beer and wine tent.
by m
The trash is still here,
Haiku procrastinating.
I jack off wildly.
by Ben Burbanke Bonfire
I, obstreperous,
fussing and moaning a lot.
Fuck diarrhea.
by Baron Barfolomeow De Burbank-On-Infernus
The toaster oven
An evil, silver creature.
I jack off wildly.
by Burbankus Infernii
This is a haiku
about taking out the trash.
Fuck that shit, bitches.
by Burbank Inferno
