Clearly so little
Understanding of the web
It is mindblowing

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opaquely depraved
loveless abattoir sagging
tailors discover

delivery done
rich pretenders neuroses
pink criminal pants

carousel falls, dune
romping celebration howls
cheap deaf vipers drift

oafishly sad heart
smatters madly, onions howl
rushing, gently, soul

warmly frightening
silver dumb borderlands crash
lustrously, blind blithe

Troll THIS my little penis lover!

mermaids on the rocks
barking the shellfish despair
radioactive

for whom the bell tolls
sending out invitations
neverland party

Looks like the troll is
a Blackberry user ... oh
how stupid you are

Flowers, growing in
the field of my whole lifetime
To the maximum

colosseum romps
slyly, loveless desperate
smug bucket runs, fresh

soft azalea
somersaults rigidly, mist
hesitates lewd warm

My desire for warmth
I stretch out my arms and reach
Tugging at the clouds

screaming cautiously
wetly, mint fizzles gently
purring saxophone

dervish hovers, lake
recovers, hermit exalts
exalts, mad

rudely dancing calm
elves cannibalise dimly
pigmy jangles, dire

trouble follows love
love follows trouble (delete)
double bubble love rubble

combustible book
he blesses the flame
marshmallow prayers

shitty syllables
pretty thoughts crappy ladies
wasted time adds up

it just dawns on him
his raw material sucks
it's not time for lunch

not necessary
a bad haiku has soul
not necessary

richly abject rude
ornate bride reappears, raw
eternal hopeful

dogs emerge, kind
deliveryman sobs idly
white overeager

craven broken pig
ebbs, unbelieving maidens
replenish, downward

tree moves, braying heads
fly, captives swagger, noble
forgettable ploughs

scavengers sidle
meaty droplet boasting canes
harvesting pig poses

inhumane wife flirts
sadly, sluggish gingkoes look
carousels fizzle

reckless lip hovers
embracing blowing, ringing
salmons pulsate, sharp

seagull seduces, fiend
regrets, merchant moaning prunes
grumbling harpsichords

barbaric redwood
blooms, lewd ailing hard miser
bragging, bleakly, sick

Whats hard about life?
Putting up with idiots!
Like, politicians!

Yea, wow, I know right?
It's been really far too long,
I feel so old now.

Hello people,
I am also back for this short while
I was here in March of 2008 and December of 2009
HOLY CRAP THAT'S A LONG TIME!

Nostalgia alert,
It's been far too long people
Since I've written here.

Feel free to search me,
Search "Bob the Snob" on this site,
I was a child.

Now I am older,
And I feel so much bolder,
I have come so far.

burnt cynical horse
rattling putrid ablaze breeze
repulses dry blunt

despondent egg shines
eternal fatherless crag
oozing waters scream

incongruent pear
dazzles craftily, actors
grimace, epic still

devils repulse
gatekeepers relax drily
bold chocolate boat

tall disjointed lazy
rats purring, numbly, prey moves
peaceful potbellied

stumbling spider chomps
Adonis discovers, boat
hovering, sharply

fumbling bottle seeks
pensively, piglet rambles
idly, plum soaring

you should catch fire
call one-eight-hundred fuck you
'cause no one likes you

gratifying moist
clock soaring bumblebee rings
raucously, joyful

cream cheese sandwiches
nutella, peanut butter
fucking sandwiches.

deliverymen fade
staggering evolution
moping laughing doors

orange sluts walking
up and down the downtown streets
riddled with herpes

i am on fire
AH OH MY GOD HELP ME PLEASE
hahaha, no. die.

when i see your face
i would change everything
'cause you're ugly, bitch