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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 334 Days and 78464 Haiku later...
redly giddy proud
unbroken fish moans, mist smiles
richly, obscenely
Haiku # 47796 ↗ May 24, 2011 10:34 am ET
by you are a pole smoker w00t!
keenly, wintertime
singing immortal smiling
singing, melting dunes
Haiku # 47795 ↗ May 24, 2011 10:31 am ET
by Klause
endless adoring
corrupt brides drink slowly, pond
recurs, huge hermits
Haiku # 47794 ↗ May 24, 2011 9:51 am ET
by Klause
buoyantly fading
mesmerizing cloud squealing
mists lurk, enduring
Haiku # 47793 ↗ May 24, 2011 9:38 am ET
by Klause
immoral cocoon
rasping, bragging misers sail
collapsing, bewitched
Haiku # 47792 ↗ May 24, 2011 9:30 am ET
by tUpAc_LiL_bRoThA
hullaballoo laughs
gracelessly, bridesmaids blossom
grotesque idiots
Haiku # 47791 ↗ May 24, 2011 8:51 am ET
by Klause
joyfully humble
lost delirious beggars
rattle hoarsely, cheap
Haiku # 47790 ↗ May 24, 2011 8:24 am ET
by Klause
broken metallic
snowmen moping, messily
rapidly, strut chaste
Haiku # 47789 ↗ May 24, 2011 8:15 am ET
by Klause
quicksands embark, drab
quick swordsmen brighten softly
junipers smiling
Haiku # 47788 ↗ May 24, 2011 7:47 am ET
by Klause
rambling quicksand leaps
dazzling friends sleeping swirling
laughing, blithely flat
Haiku # 47787 ↗ May 24, 2011 7:09 am ET
by tUpAc_LiL_bRoThA
Fucking Art aside;
I will strangle ANY bitch
that offends Janis
Haiku # 47786 ↗ May 24, 2011 1:08 am ET
by Lush
That's it, Mom Fuckers!
Have you no respect for art?!
I Will Murder Klaus.
Haiku # 47785 ↗ May 24, 2011 1:00 am ET
by Lush
shy pebble sees, grave
snickers, fire reflects numbly
nakedly, monks flee
Haiku # 47784 ↗ May 23, 2011 10:39 pm ET
by Klause
wishing leerily
burrowing, prattling heads
patter, rough mangy
Haiku # 47783 ↗ May 23, 2011 10:27 pm ET
by Klause
catapult conspires
sorrowful saxophones run
pure fishbones potter
Haiku # 47782 ↗ May 23, 2011 10:23 pm ET
by Klause
hermit meander
escaping disturbing rapt
beggars swirl, fiercely
Haiku # 47781 ↗ May 23, 2011 10:14 pm ET
by Klause
bartender snuggles
iron bewildering fish
romping tugging clock
Haiku # 47780 ↗ May 23, 2011 10:11 pm ET
by Klause
repulsive mouldy
immoral hatchets strutting
casket roars, beach howls
Haiku # 47779 ↗ May 23, 2011 10:07 pm ET
by Klause
flatly, doll drowns, hooked
nameless amputee emerges
masquerade rejoices
Haiku # 47778 ↗ May 23, 2011 10:03 pm ET
by Klause
green fresh kitten squirms
catfish wishing, hastening
recklessly, snow late
Haiku # 47777 ↗ May 23, 2011 10:00 pm ET
by Klause
Open ocean ball fat.
Snuggle piss cake tea.
Ornate mugshot phobo's.
Haiku # 47776 ↗ May 23, 2011 9:55 pm ET
by Klause
lightly, the autumn
laughing contagious stag gnaws
piglet babbles, pink
Haiku # 47775 ↗ May 23, 2011 9:53 pm ET
by Klause
charitable snail
fumbles, slithering priestess
glides glides
Haiku # 47773 ↗ May 23, 2011 8:55 pm ET
by shepdaba
mint overeats, grim
implausible eunuchs bloom
earnestly, proudly
Haiku # 47772 ↗ May 23, 2011 8:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
shadow sobs redly
wandering, cajoling lithe
lions grimace, gruff
Haiku # 47771 ↗ May 23, 2011 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
passionate unheard
rueful oceans build, bragging
masquerades raining
Haiku # 47770 ↗ May 23, 2011 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pussy smothering stink.
Musky cavern, wetness glaze.
Erection for entry.
Haiku # 47769 ↗ May 23, 2011 11:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
lost chipmunk savors
polluted dazed grainofsand
disappears madly
Haiku # 47768 ↗ May 23, 2011 11:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
red luminous rich
puppy defecates, flaccid
patriarch wailing
Haiku # 47767 ↗ May 23, 2011 11:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
incantations bark
eels squeaking pirates explode
plain bulldog shines, snide
Haiku # 47766 ↗ May 22, 2011 8:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
oak rides, shadow barks
pulling breathtaking sour calm
cesspool purring life
Haiku # 47765 ↗ May 22, 2011 8:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mockingbird weeps, plain
memorable parasite
splatters blindly clear
Haiku # 47764 ↗ May 22, 2011 7:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
rapidly loud jugs
fall, lively plowman boasts, dark
pebble slithers, weak
Haiku # 47763 ↗ May 22, 2011 7:08 pm ET
by w00t!
cowgirls palpitate
jailers decay glumly, sick
hard rainstorms wishing
Haiku # 47762 ↗ May 22, 2011 7:05 pm ET
by w00t!
meticulous soul
procreates darkly, Buddha
reappears warmly
Haiku # 47761 ↗ May 22, 2011 6:34 pm ET
by w00t!
meticulous soul
procreates darkly, Buddha
reappears warmly
Haiku # 47760 ↗ May 22, 2011 9:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
families pose, wet
embarrassed grains of sand burn
ripening eye climbs
Haiku # 47759 ↗ May 22, 2011 9:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
your wang is tiny
but it makes your brain look big
in comparison
Haiku # 47758 ↗ May 21, 2011 7:51 am ET
by ash
wishing plum mutters
jabbing, dimly, destiny
explodes, moose replies
Haiku # 47757 ↗ May 20, 2011 10:48 pm ET
by cowbowaah
gloomily blue chasms
detonate, puppies strutting
eager dizzy snakes
Haiku # 47756 ↗ May 20, 2011 10:40 pm ET
by cowbowaah
apple hastens, moist
drums bloating buckets squeaking
stumbling, moistly, proud
Haiku # 47755 ↗ May 20, 2011 10:32 pm ET
by cowbowaah
My testicals, part of my windshield wipers. Gently suckled by the glass of gentle waters dripping blood-juice.
Haiku # 47754 ↗ May 20, 2011 10:27 pm ET
by Original Wanksta'
avenging dimly
green gypsies escaping flames
grieving, madly, prim
Haiku # 47753 ↗ May 20, 2011 10:24 pm ET
by Original Wanksta'
wishing plum mutters
jabbing, dimly, destiny
explodes, moose replies
Haiku # 47752 ↗ May 20, 2011 8:46 pm ET
by Original Wanksta'
Baited horns on owls.
Dubious expendature
Of ill-gotten breastmilk.
Haiku # 47751 ↗ May 20, 2011 8:42 pm ET
by Original Wanksta'
Some liver soup.
Diamond haystack ripper.
Ornate orange column.
Haiku # 47750 ↗ May 20, 2011 8:40 pm ET
by Original Wanksta'
shakespearean sex
antediluvian angst
let's haiku all night
Haiku # 47749 ↗ May 20, 2011 8:10 pm ET
by Bashomaticus
shakespearean sex
antediluvian angst
let's haiku all night
Haiku # 47748 ↗ May 20, 2011 8:10 pm ET
by Bashomaticus
leprechaun eases
cynical gargantuan
unkempt starflowers
Haiku # 47747 ↗ May 20, 2011 9:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
cook cries, disturbing
gigolos fly messily
light gangling charred waif
Haiku # 47746 ↗ May 20, 2011 9:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet