Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

cheap thrills on the bus
many moons at the stoplight
flip off the whole town
Haiku # 47820, May 29, 2011 10:36 pm ET
by Bashomatique
drone finds its target
big boom in talibanville
oh no its walmart
Haiku # 47819, May 29, 2011 9:36 pm ET
by bashomatique
Birthday Thigh Warrior
I need to clean my dentures
My back hurts again
Haiku # 47818, May 28, 2011 12:58 pm ET
by Bob of my house
grudgingly, lamp chops
mournfully carelessly, gray
hyena chirps, first
Haiku # 47817, May 27, 2011 11:21 pm ET
by boobs
short gory priestess
rising miserable cruel
preys ravage, poor
Haiku # 47816, May 27, 2011 11:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
harp captures, fleshy
sharp lopsided boughs slumber
heartily sadly
Haiku # 47815, May 27, 2011 11:11 pm ET
by Klause
tower embraces, poor
oak squealing ants wither, ants
purring dour dolls build
Haiku # 47814, May 27, 2011 11:07 pm ET
by bleepo
Turdsmack,rubber chicken
Fat sit on blubber.
Shimmie booger Willis.
Haiku # 47813, May 27, 2011 11:03 pm ET
by Klause
elves fornicate, mobs
shivering gusting, faintly
hugely, broad open
Haiku # 47812, May 27, 2011 10:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
invincible brute
ricochets hastily, lass
barks, alert poor dry
Haiku # 47811, May 27, 2011 10:55 pm ET
by bloop
raucously squealing
lethargic shepherd tugging
exaltations roam
Haiku # 47810, May 27, 2011 10:45 pm ET
by bwuuahAaaaaaahaaa
Keyan in the Spring
Oprah gives him Hoperah too
Mojo aplenty
Haiku # 47809, May 25, 2011 4:39 pm ET
by Bobby of Washington, DC
the dearth of haiku
written with noble intent
saddens this old heart
Haiku # 47808, May 25, 2011 10:43 am ET
by ash
pyramidal bold
powerless fisherwoman
kisses tiredly, clear
Haiku # 47807, May 24, 2011 10:19 pm ET
by david
raccoon hesitates
immortal fuming, dancing
grayly, richly, firm
Haiku # 47806, May 24, 2011 10:12 pm ET
by don't fuck that!!
soaked ephemeral
drab bulldogs forgiving cool
bloodshot hazy stones
Haiku # 47805, May 24, 2011 10:06 pm ET
by janus Haiku
clownishly, chipmunk
quibbling lizards darkening
copper decrepit
Haiku # 47804, May 24, 2011 8:55 pm ET
by ha. ha. ha. ha. of foopledick
adolescent breaks
proudly, doggedly, gently
frozen bell-ringer
Haiku # 47803, May 24, 2011 8:51 pm ET
by Lush
Here, in my bed. I have Angie in her pantyhose getting. Ready to sit on my face while sucking another girl's tits.
Haiku # 47802, May 24, 2011 8:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
nymph recedes, hand seeks
dour alert oaks ache warmly
melodic baby
Haiku # 47801, May 24, 2011 8:00 pm ET
by fwee
dimly naked pigs
boast crustily, pigmies gleam
unclouded elms acts
Haiku # 47800, May 24, 2011 7:55 pm ET
by copy cat
miseries snore, mules
howl, dejected fools praying
panorama smears
Haiku # 47799, May 24, 2011 7:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
gently squealing goose
spins, conjurers uncovers
insidious lush
Haiku # 47798, May 24, 2011 7:01 pm ET
by imitator twat
chambermaid reddens
lustrously, faintly, dervish
quailing shy sore goose
Haiku # 47797, May 24, 2011 10:36 am ET
by his high doucheness! :D
redly giddy proud
unbroken fish moans, mist smiles
richly, obscenely
Haiku # 47796, May 24, 2011 10:34 am ET
by you are a pole smoker w00t!
keenly, wintertime
singing immortal smiling
singing, melting dunes
Haiku # 47795, May 24, 2011 10:31 am ET
by Klause
endless adoring
corrupt brides drink slowly, pond
recurs, huge hermits
Haiku # 47794, May 24, 2011 9:51 am ET
by Klause
buoyantly fading
mesmerizing cloud squealing
mists lurk, enduring
Haiku # 47793, May 24, 2011 9:38 am ET
by Klause
immoral cocoon
rasping, bragging misers sail
collapsing, bewitched
Haiku # 47792, May 24, 2011 9:30 am ET
by tUpAc_LiL_bRoThA
hullaballoo laughs
gracelessly, bridesmaids blossom
grotesque idiots
Haiku # 47791, May 24, 2011 8:51 am ET
by Klause
joyfully humble
lost delirious beggars
rattle hoarsely, cheap
Haiku # 47790, May 24, 2011 8:24 am ET
by Klause
broken metallic
snowmen moping, messily
rapidly, strut chaste
Haiku # 47789, May 24, 2011 8:15 am ET
by Klause
quicksands embark, drab
quick swordsmen brighten softly
junipers smiling
Haiku # 47788, May 24, 2011 7:47 am ET
by Klause
rambling quicksand leaps
dazzling friends sleeping swirling
laughing, blithely flat
Haiku # 47787, May 24, 2011 7:09 am ET
by tUpAc_LiL_bRoThA
Fucking Art aside;
I will strangle ANY bitch
that offends Janis
Haiku # 47786, May 24, 2011 1:08 am ET
by Lush
That's it, Mom Fuckers!
Have you no respect for art?!
I Will Murder Klaus.
Haiku # 47785, May 24, 2011 1:00 am ET
by Lush
shy pebble sees, grave
snickers, fire reflects numbly
nakedly, monks flee
Haiku # 47784, May 23, 2011 10:39 pm ET
by Klause
wishing leerily
burrowing, prattling heads
patter, rough mangy
Haiku # 47783, May 23, 2011 10:27 pm ET
by Klause
catapult conspires
sorrowful saxophones run
pure fishbones potter
Haiku # 47782, May 23, 2011 10:23 pm ET
by Klause
hermit meander
escaping disturbing rapt
beggars swirl, fiercely
Haiku # 47781, May 23, 2011 10:14 pm ET
by Klause
bartender snuggles
iron bewildering fish
romping tugging clock
Haiku # 47780, May 23, 2011 10:11 pm ET
by Klause
repulsive mouldy
immoral hatchets strutting
casket roars, beach howls
Haiku # 47779, May 23, 2011 10:07 pm ET
by Klause
flatly, doll drowns, hooked
nameless amputee emerges
masquerade rejoices
Haiku # 47778, May 23, 2011 10:03 pm ET
by Klause
green fresh kitten squirms
catfish wishing, hastening
recklessly, snow late
Haiku # 47777, May 23, 2011 10:00 pm ET
by Klause
Open ocean ball fat.
Snuggle piss cake tea.
Ornate mugshot phobo's.
Haiku # 47776, May 23, 2011 9:55 pm ET
by Klause
lightly, the autumn
laughing contagious stag gnaws
piglet babbles, pink
Haiku # 47775, May 23, 2011 9:53 pm ET
by Klause
charitable snail
fumbles, slithering priestess
glides glides
Haiku # 47773, May 23, 2011 8:55 pm ET
by shepdaba
mint overeats, grim
implausible eunuchs bloom
earnestly, proudly
Haiku # 47772, May 23, 2011 8:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
shadow sobs redly
wandering, cajoling lithe
lions grimace, gruff
Haiku # 47771, May 23, 2011 11:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
passionate unheard
rueful oceans build, bragging
masquerades raining
Haiku # 47770, May 23, 2011 11:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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