Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 311 Days and 77277 Haiku later...

Dog-pebbles in my arsehole judging others for the hats they refuse to wear on Sub-Venus Day. Klingon wilderness boulder fat. Stunk on her "V" for fish bait lessons. A and N, MIAGSWTW!
Haiku # 47833, June 4, 2011 5:50 pm ET
by Klause
If only she would drive me home. I would give her 12 inches
Of pink steel to fondle and
Hug close to her breastessess.
Then she could masticate me into an organism of perpetual bondage! Sheila is the ant-lion.
Haiku # 47832, June 4, 2011 5:43 pm ET
by Gadamascar
Herman Munster
Bleeding in anguish.
Bolt thrower medallions.
Haiku # 47831, June 4, 2011 5:39 pm ET
by Ball of Waxon Waxoff
Unencumbered soapdish.
Wishing well of pain,
anguish for Grandma.
Haiku # 47830, June 4, 2011 3:07 pm ET
by Ball of Waxon Waxoff
Play with bullets,
strong metaphors
cheating Amber's death.
Haiku # 47829, June 4, 2011 3:03 pm ET
by Ball of Waxon Waxoff
Here in my tights,
Wishing upon a Star.
Jilted redundancy.
Haiku # 47828, June 4, 2011 3:02 pm ET
by Ball Of Waxon Waxoff
King of the Bongo
Goin' to Annapolis ...
Whachoo doin' now?
Haiku # 47827, June 4, 2011 1:34 pm ET
by Bobby of Washington D F'n C
Must keep the Burt fork
Hercules on the fence post
Don't forget pink shoes
Haiku # 47826, June 4, 2011 1:26 pm ET
by B-money of C Street in DC
I dont believe in
Allah or Vishnu, rather
In the Biebz, LOL jks
Haiku # 47825, June 4, 2011 3:48 am ET
by AF
Hello, My name is
Borat, I like you, I like
Sex, It's very nice.
Haiku # 47824, June 4, 2011 3:40 am ET
by AF
Xavi sees vision
Space and time, the Lion strikes
David's strike, pure gold
Haiku # 47823, May 30, 2011 2:58 am ET
by Peter 8
anonymous bard
uses the f word often
shame on you Sir F
Haiku # 47822, May 29, 2011 10:51 pm ET
by Bashomatique
time for the donuts
spandex and graduation
punch the fuckin clock
Haiku # 47821, May 29, 2011 10:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
cheap thrills on the bus
many moons at the stoplight
flip off the whole town
Haiku # 47820, May 29, 2011 10:36 pm ET
by Bashomatique
drone finds its target
big boom in talibanville
oh no its walmart
Haiku # 47819, May 29, 2011 9:36 pm ET
by bashomatique
Birthday Thigh Warrior
I need to clean my dentures
My back hurts again
Haiku # 47818, May 28, 2011 12:58 pm ET
by Bob of my house
grudgingly, lamp chops
mournfully carelessly, gray
hyena chirps, first
Haiku # 47817, May 27, 2011 11:21 pm ET
by boobs
short gory priestess
rising miserable cruel
preys ravage, poor
Haiku # 47816, May 27, 2011 11:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
harp captures, fleshy
sharp lopsided boughs slumber
heartily sadly
Haiku # 47815, May 27, 2011 11:11 pm ET
by Klause
tower embraces, poor
oak squealing ants wither, ants
purring dour dolls build
Haiku # 47814, May 27, 2011 11:07 pm ET
by bleepo
Turdsmack,rubber chicken
Fat sit on blubber.
Shimmie booger Willis.
Haiku # 47813, May 27, 2011 11:03 pm ET
by Klause
elves fornicate, mobs
shivering gusting, faintly
hugely, broad open
Haiku # 47812, May 27, 2011 10:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
invincible brute
ricochets hastily, lass
barks, alert poor dry
Haiku # 47811, May 27, 2011 10:55 pm ET
by bloop
raucously squealing
lethargic shepherd tugging
exaltations roam
Haiku # 47810, May 27, 2011 10:45 pm ET
by bwuuahAaaaaaahaaa
Keyan in the Spring
Oprah gives him Hoperah too
Mojo aplenty
Haiku # 47809, May 25, 2011 4:39 pm ET
by Bobby of Washington, DC
the dearth of haiku
written with noble intent
saddens this old heart
Haiku # 47808, May 25, 2011 10:43 am ET
by ash
pyramidal bold
powerless fisherwoman
kisses tiredly, clear
Haiku # 47807, May 24, 2011 10:19 pm ET
by david
raccoon hesitates
immortal fuming, dancing
grayly, richly, firm
Haiku # 47806, May 24, 2011 10:12 pm ET
by don't fuck that!!
soaked ephemeral
drab bulldogs forgiving cool
bloodshot hazy stones
Haiku # 47805, May 24, 2011 10:06 pm ET
by janus Haiku
clownishly, chipmunk
quibbling lizards darkening
copper decrepit
Haiku # 47804, May 24, 2011 8:55 pm ET
by ha. ha. ha. ha. of foopledick
adolescent breaks
proudly, doggedly, gently
frozen bell-ringer
Haiku # 47803, May 24, 2011 8:51 pm ET
by Lush
Here, in my bed. I have Angie in her pantyhose getting. Ready to sit on my face while sucking another girl's tits.
Haiku # 47802, May 24, 2011 8:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
nymph recedes, hand seeks
dour alert oaks ache warmly
melodic baby
Haiku # 47801, May 24, 2011 8:00 pm ET
by fwee
dimly naked pigs
boast crustily, pigmies gleam
unclouded elms acts
Haiku # 47800, May 24, 2011 7:55 pm ET
by copy cat
miseries snore, mules
howl, dejected fools praying
panorama smears
Haiku # 47799, May 24, 2011 7:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
gently squealing goose
spins, conjurers uncovers
insidious lush
Haiku # 47798, May 24, 2011 7:01 pm ET
by imitator twat
chambermaid reddens
lustrously, faintly, dervish
quailing shy sore goose
Haiku # 47797, May 24, 2011 10:36 am ET
by his high doucheness! :D
redly giddy proud
unbroken fish moans, mist smiles
richly, obscenely
Haiku # 47796, May 24, 2011 10:34 am ET
by you are a pole smoker w00t!
keenly, wintertime
singing immortal smiling
singing, melting dunes
Haiku # 47795, May 24, 2011 10:31 am ET
by Klause
endless adoring
corrupt brides drink slowly, pond
recurs, huge hermits
Haiku # 47794, May 24, 2011 9:51 am ET
by Klause
buoyantly fading
mesmerizing cloud squealing
mists lurk, enduring
Haiku # 47793, May 24, 2011 9:38 am ET
by Klause
immoral cocoon
rasping, bragging misers sail
collapsing, bewitched
Haiku # 47792, May 24, 2011 9:30 am ET
by tUpAc_LiL_bRoThA
hullaballoo laughs
gracelessly, bridesmaids blossom
grotesque idiots
Haiku # 47791, May 24, 2011 8:51 am ET
by Klause
joyfully humble
lost delirious beggars
rattle hoarsely, cheap
Haiku # 47790, May 24, 2011 8:24 am ET
by Klause
broken metallic
snowmen moping, messily
rapidly, strut chaste
Haiku # 47789, May 24, 2011 8:15 am ET
by Klause
quicksands embark, drab
quick swordsmen brighten softly
junipers smiling
Haiku # 47788, May 24, 2011 7:47 am ET
by Klause
rambling quicksand leaps
dazzling friends sleeping swirling
laughing, blithely flat
Haiku # 47787, May 24, 2011 7:09 am ET
by tUpAc_LiL_bRoThA
Fucking Art aside;
I will strangle ANY bitch
that offends Janis
Haiku # 47786, May 24, 2011 1:08 am ET
by Lush
That's it, Mom Fuckers!
Have you no respect for art?!
I Will Murder Klaus.
Haiku # 47785, May 24, 2011 1:00 am ET
by Lush
shy pebble sees, grave
snickers, fire reflects numbly
nakedly, monks flee
Haiku # 47784, May 23, 2011 10:39 pm ET
by Klause
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