Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 311 Days and 77277 Haiku later...

hissing eel groaning
pirate defecates drily
mumbling, willowing

Haiku # 47874, June 24, 2011 11:22 pm ET
by GeTmhafCnuts of eZZMQTPHmck
destitute bleak late
pikes preying riverbeds lick
childishly, casks lame
Haiku # 47873, June 24, 2011 11:20 pm ET
by i am back
ripples hover, fleas
darkening incredulous
ghostly hardfisted
Haiku # 47872, June 24, 2011 11:14 pm ET
by i am back
sheepishly, quail fumes
aching inspiring shepherds
look darkly, tall ponds
Haiku # 47871, June 23, 2011 11:33 pm ET
by ObeucQLqNTpJWftaEN of OtWLKjcFWdm
ripples babble, breasts
flailing, grayly, refugee
hobbling rogues jab
Haiku # 47870, June 23, 2011 7:50 pm ET
by mIUEgJbPV of CyyNyYhiXfxnd
drily, tree leaning
bafflingly, orchid flailing
delirious brown
Haiku # 47869, June 23, 2011 3:55 pm ET
by Australia of South Africa
A B C D E
F G H I J K L
M N O P Q
Forex Trading Tutorial
Haiku # 47868, June 23, 2011 4:15 am ET
by Forex Trading Training
apprentices jitter
daintily, nightmarish elves
accelerate, shrill
Haiku # 47867, June 19, 2011 9:30 pm ET
by AVDpkpjbDNa of BuGvDsjpsah
decrepit docile
celestial hatchets mope, slick
cavemen supplicate
Haiku # 47866, June 18, 2011 10:33 pm ET
by tmfdaZRejOQ of VsyAxNrDHPsev
Annoying junk mail
Which no one will read on here
So we mark as spam
Haiku # 47865, June 17, 2011 2:21 am ET
by William
softly hard falcons
rambling goat fantasizes
polished Bela fades
Haiku # 47864, June 15, 2011 11:19 pm ET
by tgqWSSYzXrf of aAxmNhVjwBLiudV
piano despairs
glistening distressed copper
fading orchard grazes
Haiku # 47863, June 15, 2011 8:42 pm ET
by tLGCRexX of kLJBFkqzEzTb
champagne plus cocaine
formula for a migraine
at end of the lane
Haiku # 47862, June 14, 2011 7:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
You should eat lettuce
You would Not Like McDonalds
You should eat lettuce
Haiku # 47861, June 14, 2011 4:41 pm ET
by Bob of Washington, DC
despondence bemoans
braying expectations shine
brusquely, blood moving
Haiku # 47860, June 14, 2011 3:49 am ET
by FCwYoMRusVKpI of kDepZLGNkCRQoTCQ
and I never thought to
question why all the words
fail me in the end

when i need no words
I can piss people off
with silence
Haiku # 47859, June 13, 2011 2:35 pm ET
by bs
for all the same this
might be a headstone to all
our lives words right here
Haiku # 47858, June 13, 2011 2:34 pm ET
by bs
A fickle woman
She kisses like she means it
Without connection
Haiku # 47857, June 13, 2011 6:59 am ET
by William
flowers vanish
lying passenger quibbling
bemused redwood burns
Haiku # 47856, June 13, 2011 6:24 am ET
by RqGrKesFpMyyGGnL of mIiYEPBxLZnPWQtvImI
wailing spittlebug
thrusting, pulpily, bulls drift
owls brighten tiredly
Haiku # 47855, June 9, 2011 9:59 am ET
by Klause
purple seaman calls
snow snores, rough nymph babbles, poor
hunchback recovers
Haiku # 47854, June 9, 2011 9:54 am ET
by Klause
seamen partake, fires
reappear, peachs hypnotize
afterlives yearn, small
Haiku # 47853, June 9, 2011 9:52 am ET
by Klause
frothing rapturous
unfettered bride squeaking dour
defiant boatman
Haiku # 47852, June 9, 2011 9:49 am ET
by Klause
Cat roll, butter snap dog.
Relinquish unique dollar flip.
Uber-dead walrus tusk groans.
Haiku # 47851, June 9, 2011 9:42 am ET
by Klause
when an old man turns
90, his penis shrivels
like a small raisin
Haiku # 47850, June 9, 2011 7:39 am ET
by AF
A taste of your lips
i'm on a ride, you're toxic
i'm slippin under
Haiku # 47849, June 9, 2011 7:27 am ET
by AF
nonsense verse, there's worse
but rampant abuse, obtuse
assf#*k criminals
Haiku # 47848, June 9, 2011 12:01 am ET
by Lush
repository
once pure, now besmirched. curry
suppository
Haiku # 47847, June 8, 2011 11:58 pm ET
by Lush
assholes aplenty
syllable rendering 'bots
find a new hobby
Haiku # 47846, June 8, 2011 11:55 pm ET
by Lush
Too many lesbians
Walking in panties
Fish market scene
Haiku # 47845, June 8, 2011 12:21 pm ET
by bluemoon
Shit, rolling down my pantleg. I am not a peanut. I dwell in the ocean of Lust.
Haiku # 47844, June 8, 2011 12:13 pm ET
by bluemoon
Fat man with head like pencil eraser. Eating a sandwich of Spam and used tampons.
Haiku # 47843, June 8, 2011 12:12 pm ET
by bluemoon
A squirrel walks by
Looks at us
Scampers up his tree.
Haiku # 47842, June 8, 2011 10:58 am ET
by bluemoon
A mixed blue White sky
soft white clouds seen through green leaves
Illusion of peace
Haiku # 47841, June 7, 2011 5:31 am ET
by William
early demented
expectation slithers, drunk
gaping cherry romps
Haiku # 47840, June 6, 2011 8:47 pm ET
by shpeh?
exultant coral
meanders, frivolous low
pious image poses
Haiku # 47839, June 6, 2011 8:41 pm ET
by ppoopppp
Beeble flap?
Haiku # 47838, June 6, 2011 11:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
My ball-sweat drowns her.
She smells of Parmesan cheese.
Leggs R us.
Haiku # 47837, June 5, 2011 8:43 pm ET
by booper
Et tu Brute` ?
Swimmin dolphins drown.
Spiderbait kidney pies.
Haiku # 47836, June 5, 2011 10:36 am ET
by Ball of Waxon Waxoff
Stuff fluff is tough.
Blue zoo review (ewww)
Donut schmonut.
Haiku # 47835, June 4, 2011 8:17 pm ET
by dollie
One hand in one leg
Other hand in other.
Stocking shaft massage.
Haiku # 47834, June 4, 2011 8:08 pm ET
by Ball of Waxon Waxoff
Dog-pebbles in my arsehole judging others for the hats they refuse to wear on Sub-Venus Day. Klingon wilderness boulder fat. Stunk on her "V" for fish bait lessons. A and N, MIAGSWTW!
Haiku # 47833, June 4, 2011 5:50 pm ET
by Klause
If only she would drive me home. I would give her 12 inches
Of pink steel to fondle and
Hug close to her breastessess.
Then she could masticate me into an organism of perpetual bondage! Sheila is the ant-lion.
Haiku # 47832, June 4, 2011 5:43 pm ET
by Gadamascar
Herman Munster
Bleeding in anguish.
Bolt thrower medallions.
Haiku # 47831, June 4, 2011 5:39 pm ET
by Ball of Waxon Waxoff
Unencumbered soapdish.
Wishing well of pain,
anguish for Grandma.
Haiku # 47830, June 4, 2011 3:07 pm ET
by Ball of Waxon Waxoff
Play with bullets,
strong metaphors
cheating Amber's death.
Haiku # 47829, June 4, 2011 3:03 pm ET
by Ball of Waxon Waxoff
Here in my tights,
Wishing upon a Star.
Jilted redundancy.
Haiku # 47828, June 4, 2011 3:02 pm ET
by Ball Of Waxon Waxoff
King of the Bongo
Goin' to Annapolis ...
Whachoo doin' now?
Haiku # 47827, June 4, 2011 1:34 pm ET
by Bobby of Washington D F'n C
Must keep the Burt fork
Hercules on the fence post
Don't forget pink shoes
Haiku # 47826, June 4, 2011 1:26 pm ET
by B-money of C Street in DC
I dont believe in
Allah or Vishnu, rather
In the Biebz, LOL jks
Haiku # 47825, June 4, 2011 3:48 am ET
by AF
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