Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 312 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

All those dead children
searching for love in heaven
Let us pray for them
Haiku # 47355, March 25, 2011 3:51 am ET
by DRI Nailbomb War of Liechtenstein
It\'s made in Japan
Inside of all your clothes.
Now all has changed
Haiku # 47354, March 25, 2011 3:48 am ET
by Frag den Peter of Liechtenstein
cherry blossoms fall
and Japan is devastated;
so hope for Japan
Haiku # 47353, March 25, 2011 3:46 am ET
by zoe-verin of Liechtenstein
Resting in stillness
Dying in front of the sun
I feel such pain now
Haiku # 47352, March 25, 2011 3:37 am ET
by Barack Banano of Liechtenstein
Suzuki, Honda
Mitsubishi, Toyota
Goddamm sushi shop!
Haiku # 47351, March 25, 2011 3:36 am ET
by Chuck Norris of Liechtenstein
In Europe all\'s OK
Life of luxury and \'Knut\'
While Japanese die
Haiku # 47350, March 25, 2011 3:35 am ET
by ilovejapanxx
The nice land Japan
with it\'s cherry blossoms
now destruction wins
Haiku # 47349, March 25, 2011 3:34 am ET
by Across of Liechtenstein
fucking earthquake
bringer of death and chaos
killed Japan\'s children
Haiku # 47348, March 25, 2011 3:28 am ET
by LonMcLovin of Liechtenstein
I Zabadooey
And I love to pick my nose
In public spaces
Haiku # 47347, March 24, 2011 11:26 am ET
by adsl-99-63-61-170.dsl.spfdil.sbcglobal.net of 99.63.61.170
I Zabadooey
And I love how flowers smell
And my big ass crack
Haiku # 47346, March 24, 2011 11:23 am ET
by adsl-99-63-61-170.dsl.spfdil.sbcglobal.net of 99.63.61.170
dog sit here and wait
while i go get some coffee,
flowers need sniffing.

in swoops a pigeon
for a quick water dunking
look about, fly off.

ivy covered wall
garden growing at its base,
dog wins the race back.
Haiku # 47345, March 23, 2011 6:49 pm ET
by mundane
it\'s colder than hell
my damn feet are frozen stiff
I hate fuckin snow
Haiku # 47344, March 23, 2011 1:50 am ET
by Offski of ivanpassoffski@gmail.com
Let loose the war dogs
Look up on Whois.com
This Zabadooy
Haiku # 47343, March 22, 2011 5:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
now I have poison
oak on my privates but thanks
for the memories
Haiku # 47342, March 22, 2011 12:21 am ET
by Offski
A shining beacon
running wanton in the square,
the nude ransacker!
Haiku # 47341, March 21, 2011 5:46 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
Peeply Fab, your here!
Springs here! my god I missed you
Beautiful woman
Haiku # 47340, March 21, 2011 10:14 am ET
by William
You still notice spring
Coming alive bud by bud -
Are you still blooming?
Haiku # 47339, March 18, 2011 1:59 pm ET
by D P Fab
the empty spaces
where you sometimes used to be
must irritate you
Haiku # 47338, March 17, 2011 8:13 am ET
by ash
Oh what lovely balls
I have hanging down below
I touch them nightly
Haiku # 47337, March 16, 2011 8:44 pm ET
by adsl-99-37-49-59.dsl.spfdil.sbcglobal.net
The best part of this
Is that I have nothing to
Show for all my work
Haiku # 47336, March 16, 2011 8:42 pm ET
by adsl-99-37-49-59.dsl.spfdil.sbcglobal.net
Oh how the wind blows
Through the winds of my backyard
It's here where I live
Haiku # 47335, March 16, 2011 8:41 pm ET
by adsl-99-37-49-59.dsl.spfdil.sbcglobal.net
The best part of this
Look at my IP address
You know who I am
Haiku # 47334, March 16, 2011 8:40 pm ET
by adsl-99-37-49-59.dsl.spfdil.sbcglobal.net
Brilliant spring weather
Shining over the buildings
Oh do I love me
Haiku # 47333, March 16, 2011 8:39 pm ET
by adsl-99-37-49-59.dsl.spfdil.sbcglobal.net
Perhaps I should call
The school principal and
Report the vandal.
Haiku # 47332, March 16, 2011 10:22 am ET
by aaaaa of http://www.marshalltown.k12.ia.us/
About this square land
Three colonies of squirrels
Scruffy buggers too
Haiku # 47331, March 15, 2011 11:14 pm ET
by mundane
mornings greet warm air
spring collections arriving
bums getting the rush
Haiku # 47330, March 15, 2011 2:09 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Converse with God?
No! I\'m not American!
We can all do it

I know they are the
only ones who think they can
But they got that wrong.
Haiku # 47329, March 13, 2011 7:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
See I told you \"God\"
I \'ll publish Criticisms
You will not stop me
Haiku # 47328, March 13, 2011 7:30 am ET
by Private argument of Between God and me
He is not doing it right!
Major disasters
William is avoiding God
He
Haiku # 47327, March 13, 2011 7:24 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Major disasters
William is avoiding God
He
Haiku # 47326, March 13, 2011 7:22 am ET
by William
Major disasters
William is avoiding God
He
Haiku # 47325, March 13, 2011 7:19 am ET
by He tried but failed of to stop me publishing
Major disasters
William is avoiding God
He
Haiku # 47324, March 13, 2011 7:18 am ET
by William
forgive my malice
i neither skydive nor joust
fragility sealed
Haiku # 47323, March 13, 2011 12:32 am ET
by Lush
or gulfshore cities
that lie beneath sea level
and corrupt elders
Haiku # 47322, March 13, 2011 12:30 am ET
by Lush
unless, of course
a people choose to reside
on volcanic isles
Haiku # 47321, March 13, 2011 12:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
said earthquake victims
indeed warrant sympathy
but all is random
Haiku # 47320, March 13, 2011 12:26 am ET
by Lush
A shout out to all
Of our Japanese friendlies.
Just horrifying.
Haiku # 47319, March 12, 2011 11:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
when a jape wears thin
the jester must to amends
homicidal, I
Haiku # 47318, March 11, 2011 11:14 pm ET
by Lush
no, seriously
i have rendered some bad verse
but i will smoke fools
Haiku # 47317, March 11, 2011 11:12 pm ET
by Lush
Clever reparte
but no one here gives a shite
murder shabootsi
Haiku # 47316, March 11, 2011 11:10 pm ET
by Lush
You know what I like?
I love how the wind whispers
Your beautiful hair
Haiku # 47315, March 11, 2011 12:02 pm ET
by Shobootsi of 99.37.49.59
the unkindest cut
fuck you slash apostrophe
defacing my work


Haiku # 47314, March 10, 2011 7:29 am ET
by ash
alphabet haiku
timed correct to the letter
but it\'s just bs
Haiku # 47313, March 10, 2011 7:24 am ET
by ash
b b b b b
b b b b b b b
b b b b b
Haiku # 47310, March 9, 2011 10:31 am ET
by aaaaa of shitville
pulling and tugging
so many intriguing smells,
fighting every step.
Haiku # 47309, March 8, 2011 8:34 pm ET
by mundane
Unfit, out of shape
Lazy footwork, shanked backhands
Heckled by children
Haiku # 47308, March 7, 2011 5:43 am ET
by hhtigerlily of Sydney
the preceding three
are the worst haiku for you
you are most welcome
Haiku # 47307, March 5, 2011 11:12 pm ET
by Lush
milk mixed metaphors
disseminate similes
hmmm. take my life... please
Haiku # 47306, March 5, 2011 11:10 pm ET
by Lush
spraying grafitto
on subterranean walls
none shall soon behold
Haiku # 47305, March 5, 2011 11:01 pm ET
by Lush
hooray for mine soul
it\'s like pissing in the wind
or shadow boxing
Haiku # 47304, March 5, 2011 10:55 pm ET
by Lush
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