All those dead children
searching for love in heaven
Let us pray for them

It\'s made in Japan
Inside of all your clothes.
Now all has changed

cherry blossoms fall
and Japan is devastated;
so hope for Japan

Resting in stillness
Dying in front of the sun
I feel such pain now

Suzuki, Honda
Mitsubishi, Toyota
Goddamm sushi shop!

In Europe all\'s OK
Life of luxury and \'Knut\'
While Japanese die

The nice land Japan
with it\'s cherry blossoms
now destruction wins

fucking earthquake
bringer of death and chaos
killed Japan\'s children

I Zabadooey
And I love to pick my nose
In public spaces

I Zabadooey
And I love how flowers smell
And my big ass crack

dog sit here and wait
while i go get some coffee,
flowers need sniffing.

in swoops a pigeon
for a quick water dunking
look about, fly off.

ivy covered wall
garden growing at its base,
dog wins the race back.

it\'s colder than hell
my damn feet are frozen stiff
I hate fuckin snow

Let loose the war dogs
Look up on Whois.com
This Zabadooy

now I have poison
oak on my privates but thanks
for the memories

A shining beacon
running wanton in the square,
the nude ransacker!

Peeply Fab, your here!
Springs here! my god I missed you
Beautiful woman

You still notice spring
Coming alive bud by bud -
Are you still blooming?

the empty spaces
where you sometimes used to be
must irritate you

Oh what lovely balls
I have hanging down below
I touch them nightly

The best part of this
Is that I have nothing to
Show for all my work

Oh how the wind blows
Through the winds of my backyard
It's here where I live

The best part of this
Look at my IP address
You know who I am

Brilliant spring weather
Shining over the buildings
Oh do I love me

Perhaps I should call
The school principal and
Report the vandal.

About this square land
Three colonies of squirrels
Scruffy buggers too

mornings greet warm air
spring collections arriving
bums getting the rush

Converse with God?
No! I\'m not American!
We can all do it

I know they are the
only ones who think they can
But they got that wrong.

See I told you \"God\"
I \'ll publish Criticisms
You will not stop me

He is not doing it right!
Major disasters
William is avoiding God
He

Major disasters
William is avoiding God
He

Major disasters
William is avoiding God
He

Major disasters
William is avoiding God
He

forgive my malice
i neither skydive nor joust
fragility sealed

or gulfshore cities
that lie beneath sea level
and corrupt elders

unless, of course
a people choose to reside
on volcanic isles

said earthquake victims
indeed warrant sympathy
but all is random

A shout out to all
Of our Japanese friendlies.
Just horrifying.

when a jape wears thin
the jester must to amends
homicidal, I

no, seriously
i have rendered some bad verse
but i will smoke fools

Clever reparte
but no one here gives a shite
murder shabootsi

You know what I like?
I love how the wind whispers
Your beautiful hair

the unkindest cut
fuck you slash apostrophe
defacing my work

alphabet haiku
timed correct to the letter
but it\'s just bs

b b b b b
b b b b b b b
b b b b b

pulling and tugging
so many intriguing smells,
fighting every step.

Unfit, out of shape
Lazy footwork, shanked backhands
Heckled by children

the preceding three
are the worst haiku for you
you are most welcome

milk mixed metaphors
disseminate similes
hmmm. take my life... please

spraying grafitto
on subterranean walls
none shall soon behold

hooray for mine soul
it\'s like pissing in the wind
or shadow boxing