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Waa waa waa waa waa,
Waa double waa waa waa waa!
Waaaaaaa wa wa wa wa...
Haiku # 46348 February 22, 2010 5:03 am ET
by Waaaaa! of Boo Effing Hoo
No one shouts louder
work hard you lazy people
My father made it!!!

it's your fault you failed!
Than one who inherits! wealth.
You know what i mean?

I met a man who succedded to great welth! claimed all his own work! His company went bust. Did he claim that was him too? Did he hell!!! It was everybody ell's fault but his.
Haiku # 46347 February 22, 2010 4:26 am ET
by Lets see you do ity then
kleptomaniac
unsatisfactorily
rehabilitates
Haiku # 46346 February 22, 2010 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Those who have had luck
look down their noses, lip curled
assume it was them.
Haiku # 46345 February 22, 2010 12:46 am ET
by Just Lucky You Were Born Here, Not There! of Location, Location, Location!
Excuses flying.
Often young children have them.
Mostly, they all stink.
Haiku # 46344 February 22, 2010 12:36 am ET
by Forward, No Excuses of Hard Work, No Cry-Babies
every time I
focus on POSITIVES my
dark side emerges
Haiku # 46343 February 21, 2010 10:30 pm ET
by glimmers of light in the darkness
All of your focus
on things being so damn hard
sure plan for failure
Haiku # 46342 February 21, 2010 9:05 pm ET
by Focus on The Positive
"no problem can be
solved from the same consciousness
that created it"
Haiku # 46341 February 21, 2010 8:48 pm ET
by Albert Einstein
sit next to you
find a reason to look away;
I can't.
Haiku # 46340 February 21, 2010 5:22 pm ET
by Cecinestpasunhaiku
maintaining BALANCE
when life's playing field is so
tilted is damn hard
Haiku # 46339 February 21, 2010 4:55 pm ET
by been down so long it all looks up to me
TRUISM that fear
sucks the lives out of us so
learn to ride life's wave
Haiku # 46338 February 21, 2010 3:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
civilizations
rise & fall golden ages
entropy follows
Haiku # 46337 February 21, 2010 3:30 pm ET
by birth death rebirth
Go confidently.
Be not naive, but still trust.
Fear can freeze movement.
Haiku # 46336 February 21, 2010 3:23 pm ET
by Balance, Not Fear
Humans have been scared,
predicting the end is near,
from the beginning.
Haiku # 46335 February 21, 2010 3:18 pm ET
by Be Not Afraid
The Apocalypse
is soon upon us now let
the real games begin
Haiku # 46334 February 20, 2010 3:10 pm ET
by Survival Olympics of The Road
corporate thugs rob
with impunity and get
bonuses not jail
Haiku # 46333 February 20, 2010 3:07 pm ET
by rising white collar crime of amoral USA
strong prey on the weak
in natural selection's
name that's just peachy
Haiku # 46332 February 20, 2010 3:05 pm ET
by caveat emptor grandma/pa
Darwinism strands used
to bolster Capitalism
Communism Facism
Haiku # 46331 February 20, 2010 3:01 pm ET
by the bloody dialectic
Hitler believed in
Natural Selection where
the strongest* survive

* - superior Aryan breed/race
Haiku # 46330 February 20, 2010 2:57 pm ET
by who is your role model?
Typos frustrate me.
I must have missed the red line.
I meant to type "It's".
Haiku # 46329 February 20, 2010 12:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Headed back to School Myself! :)
I'ts not possible.
One is part of the other.
Put the crack pipe down.
Haiku # 46328 February 20, 2010 12:07 pm ET
by Stay in School
differentiate
manipulative behavior
from meaningful intent
Haiku # 46327 February 20, 2010 5:48 am ET
by liza
Pearl necklace for me
It not bought from Tiffany's
Gooey mess to clean
Haiku # 46326 February 19, 2010 7:35 pm ET
by Pearl
Uganda hates gays
They want to murder us
We will get them back
Haiku # 46325 February 19, 2010 7:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Men in Ruwanda
Send me many scam emails
I am not a chump
Haiku # 46324 February 19, 2010 7:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Ohio
Take my gallbladder
Monday morning surgery
I feel so exposed
Haiku # 46323 February 19, 2010 7:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Ohio
The sounds monkeys make
reminds me of my third ex.
Or was it the fourth?
Haiku # 46322 February 19, 2010 4:37 pm ET
by I Like The Quiet Ones of In My Chair Being Serviced by The Beotch
"oh no, it wasn't
the planes. It was Beauty that
killed the Beast!!" Denham
Haiku # 46321 February 19, 2010 3:40 pm ET
by King Kong 1933
Take your damn dirty
paws off of me. You stinking
ape! Charlton Heston
Haiku # 46320 February 19, 2010 3:37 pm ET
by Planet of the Apes 1968
what is the law?! Not
to walk on all fours! Are we
not men?! Bela L.
Haiku # 46319 February 19, 2010 3:34 pm ET
by Island of Lost Souls 1932
One man's monkey sounds
is another man's wisdom.
Go find a mirror.
Haiku # 46318 February 19, 2010 1:54 pm ET
by We are all monkeys
rumblings from haiku
monkey house lots of noise but
not much more than that
Haiku # 46317 February 19, 2010 7:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
So, off with you now.
Go and take your bad feelings
to Dr. Phil 's show.
Haiku # 46316 February 18, 2010 10:38 pm ET
by Feelings...nothing more than feelings...ahahahahahahaha
They say he took it.
No, they handed it to him.
Fool and his money...
Haiku # 46315 February 18, 2010 10:28 pm ET
by Natural Selection has no feelings. of The strong shall survive for the good of the species, Skippy.
it's like trying to
have a turnip develop
EMPATHY ain't there
Haiku # 46314 February 18, 2010 10:26 pm ET
by I waste my energy on you
you are so off the
mark I'm diversified and
safe I just feel bad.........

for all the others
who got royally fucked by
a broken system
Haiku # 46313 February 18, 2010 10:23 pm ET
by and we get made at the govt.
most normal people
DO address underlying
issues to problems
Haiku # 46312 February 18, 2010 10:21 pm ET
by keep playing the sage
You put all your eggs
into the one small basket
Shame on you too, son.
Haiku # 46311 February 18, 2010 10:21 pm ET
by Con Man wrong, conned man stupid
most normal people
don't accept mega bonuses
when company tanks
Haiku # 46310 February 18, 2010 10:19 pm ET
by where are core values
most normal people
don't rationalize screwing
others royally
Haiku # 46309 February 18, 2010 10:17 pm ET
by normal people with ethics
Wise man understands
Crying children need strong hand
Teach them to work hard
Haiku # 46308 February 18, 2010 10:17 pm ET
by Lazy Mind and Body Becomes Unbalanced
most normal people
don't lie on a grand scale to
maximize profit
Haiku # 46307 February 18, 2010 10:16 pm ET
by greed is greed is greed
most normal people
don't rape people of their life
savings sans remorse
Haiku # 46306 February 18, 2010 10:15 pm ET
by ponzi scheming
Most normal folks say
crashing aircraft on purpose
evidence of kook
Haiku # 46305 February 18, 2010 9:56 pm ET
by Calm Down, Grow Up
and you wonder why
people fly planes into tall
buildings they're nuts right?!
Haiku # 46304 February 18, 2010 9:41 pm ET
by man flies plane into IRS offices
Ignorance and hate
covers your lack of effort
Blame it on the rich
Haiku # 46303 February 18, 2010 9:40 pm ET
by Children Scream No Fair
you are totally
pathetic to defend the
indefensible
Haiku # 46302 February 18, 2010 9:39 pm ET
by you are part of the problem
scum bags who stack the
deck don't like the decks taken
out of their hands, right?
Haiku # 46301 February 18, 2010 9:38 pm ET
by defend the injustice at all costs
right greed knows no class
lines breaking and entering
gets you five years but

fuck the middle class
taxpayer and Wall St. hot
shits get big bonus
Haiku # 46300 February 18, 2010 9:35 pm ET
by there aint no justice
You are not a slave
Opportunity exists
You have excuses
Haiku # 46299 February 18, 2010 9:34 pm ET
by Excuses Are Pathetic
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