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27 Years, 313 Days and 77281 Haiku later...

kleptomaniac
unsatisfactorily
rehabilitates
Haiku # 46346, February 22, 2010 3:23 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Those who have had luck
look down their noses, lip curled
assume it was them.
Haiku # 46345, February 22, 2010 12:46 am ET
by Just Lucky You Were Born Here, Not There! of Location, Location, Location!
Excuses flying.
Often young children have them.
Mostly, they all stink.
Haiku # 46344, February 22, 2010 12:36 am ET
by Forward, No Excuses of Hard Work, No Cry-Babies
every time I
focus on POSITIVES my
dark side emerges
Haiku # 46343, February 21, 2010 10:30 pm ET
by glimmers of light in the darkness
All of your focus
on things being so damn hard
sure plan for failure
Haiku # 46342, February 21, 2010 9:05 pm ET
by Focus on The Positive
"no problem can be
solved from the same consciousness
that created it"
Haiku # 46341, February 21, 2010 8:48 pm ET
by Albert Einstein
sit next to you
find a reason to look away;
I can't.
Haiku # 46340, February 21, 2010 5:22 pm ET
by Cecinestpasunhaiku
maintaining BALANCE
when life's playing field is so
tilted is damn hard
Haiku # 46339, February 21, 2010 4:55 pm ET
by been down so long it all looks up to me
TRUISM that fear
sucks the lives out of us so
learn to ride life's wave
Haiku # 46338, February 21, 2010 3:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
civilizations
rise & fall golden ages
entropy follows
Haiku # 46337, February 21, 2010 3:30 pm ET
by birth death rebirth
Go confidently.
Be not naive, but still trust.
Fear can freeze movement.
Haiku # 46336, February 21, 2010 3:23 pm ET
by Balance, Not Fear
Humans have been scared,
predicting the end is near,
from the beginning.
Haiku # 46335, February 21, 2010 3:18 pm ET
by Be Not Afraid
The Apocalypse
is soon upon us now let
the real games begin
Haiku # 46334, February 20, 2010 3:10 pm ET
by Survival Olympics of The Road
corporate thugs rob
with impunity and get
bonuses not jail
Haiku # 46333, February 20, 2010 3:07 pm ET
by rising white collar crime of amoral USA
strong prey on the weak
in natural selection's
name that's just peachy
Haiku # 46332, February 20, 2010 3:05 pm ET
by caveat emptor grandma/pa
Darwinism strands used
to bolster Capitalism
Communism Facism
Haiku # 46331, February 20, 2010 3:01 pm ET
by the bloody dialectic
Hitler believed in
Natural Selection where
the strongest* survive

* - superior Aryan breed/race
Haiku # 46330, February 20, 2010 2:57 pm ET
by who is your role model?
Typos frustrate me.
I must have missed the red line.
I meant to type "It's".
Haiku # 46329, February 20, 2010 12:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Headed back to School Myself! :)
I'ts not possible.
One is part of the other.
Put the crack pipe down.
Haiku # 46328, February 20, 2010 12:07 pm ET
by Stay in School
differentiate
manipulative behavior
from meaningful intent
Haiku # 46327, February 20, 2010 5:48 am ET
by liza
Pearl necklace for me
It not bought from Tiffany's
Gooey mess to clean
Haiku # 46326, February 19, 2010 7:35 pm ET
by Pearl
Uganda hates gays
They want to murder us
We will get them back
Haiku # 46325, February 19, 2010 7:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Men in Ruwanda
Send me many scam emails
I am not a chump
Haiku # 46324, February 19, 2010 7:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Ohio
Take my gallbladder
Monday morning surgery
I feel so exposed
Haiku # 46323, February 19, 2010 7:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Ohio
The sounds monkeys make
reminds me of my third ex.
Or was it the fourth?
Haiku # 46322, February 19, 2010 4:37 pm ET
by I Like The Quiet Ones of In My Chair Being Serviced by The Beotch
"oh no, it wasn't
the planes. It was Beauty that
killed the Beast!!" Denham
Haiku # 46321, February 19, 2010 3:40 pm ET
by King Kong 1933
Take your damn dirty
paws off of me. You stinking
ape! Charlton Heston
Haiku # 46320, February 19, 2010 3:37 pm ET
by Planet of the Apes 1968
what is the law?! Not
to walk on all fours! Are we
not men?! Bela L.
Haiku # 46319, February 19, 2010 3:34 pm ET
by Island of Lost Souls 1932
One man's monkey sounds
is another man's wisdom.
Go find a mirror.
Haiku # 46318, February 19, 2010 1:54 pm ET
by We are all monkeys
rumblings from haiku
monkey house lots of noise but
not much more than that
Haiku # 46317, February 19, 2010 7:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
So, off with you now.
Go and take your bad feelings
to Dr. Phil 's show.
Haiku # 46316, February 18, 2010 10:38 pm ET
by Feelings...nothing more than feelings...ahahahahahahaha
They say he took it.
No, they handed it to him.
Fool and his money...
Haiku # 46315, February 18, 2010 10:28 pm ET
by Natural Selection has no feelings. of The strong shall survive for the good of the species, Skippy.
it's like trying to
have a turnip develop
EMPATHY ain't there
Haiku # 46314, February 18, 2010 10:26 pm ET
by I waste my energy on you
you are so off the
mark I'm diversified and
safe I just feel bad.........

for all the others
who got royally fucked by
a broken system
Haiku # 46313, February 18, 2010 10:23 pm ET
by and we get made at the govt.
most normal people
DO address underlying
issues to problems
Haiku # 46312, February 18, 2010 10:21 pm ET
by keep playing the sage
You put all your eggs
into the one small basket
Shame on you too, son.
Haiku # 46311, February 18, 2010 10:21 pm ET
by Con Man wrong, conned man stupid
most normal people
don't accept mega bonuses
when company tanks
Haiku # 46310, February 18, 2010 10:19 pm ET
by where are core values
most normal people
don't rationalize screwing
others royally
Haiku # 46309, February 18, 2010 10:17 pm ET
by normal people with ethics
Wise man understands
Crying children need strong hand
Teach them to work hard
Haiku # 46308, February 18, 2010 10:17 pm ET
by Lazy Mind and Body Becomes Unbalanced
most normal people
don't lie on a grand scale to
maximize profit
Haiku # 46307, February 18, 2010 10:16 pm ET
by greed is greed is greed
most normal people
don't rape people of their life
savings sans remorse
Haiku # 46306, February 18, 2010 10:15 pm ET
by ponzi scheming
Most normal folks say
crashing aircraft on purpose
evidence of kook
Haiku # 46305, February 18, 2010 9:56 pm ET
by Calm Down, Grow Up
and you wonder why
people fly planes into tall
buildings they're nuts right?!
Haiku # 46304, February 18, 2010 9:41 pm ET
by man flies plane into IRS offices
Ignorance and hate
covers your lack of effort
Blame it on the rich
Haiku # 46303, February 18, 2010 9:40 pm ET
by Children Scream No Fair
you are totally
pathetic to defend the
indefensible
Haiku # 46302, February 18, 2010 9:39 pm ET
by you are part of the problem
scum bags who stack the
deck don't like the decks taken
out of their hands, right?
Haiku # 46301, February 18, 2010 9:38 pm ET
by defend the injustice at all costs
right greed knows no class
lines breaking and entering
gets you five years but

fuck the middle class
taxpayer and Wall St. hot
shits get big bonus
Haiku # 46300, February 18, 2010 9:35 pm ET
by there aint no justice
You are not a slave
Opportunity exists
You have excuses
Haiku # 46299, February 18, 2010 9:34 pm ET
by Excuses Are Pathetic
massa treats us house
slaves real good we happy he gives
the good table scraps
Haiku # 46298, February 18, 2010 9:31 pm ET
by shut up and be happy
Wealth is not evil.
Humans are both good and bad.
Jealousy runs deep.
Haiku # 46297, February 18, 2010 8:35 pm ET
by Waaa it aint fair
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