Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 314 Days and 77282 Haiku later...

I've nothing to say
but I want to be noticed
I'll just talk louder
Haiku # 45898, January 7, 2010 2:47 pm ET
by YS
let you go on with
your own issues, or someone else
will settle them for you
Haiku # 45894, January 7, 2010 1:18 pm ET
by YS
I repeat tim hortons
shall rule this roost despite
my angry outbursts

and despite this man
who thinks subtle tactful
i don't give a damn

well, if you have no
thing to lose, then you are nothing
and no loss therefore

lose yourself
Haiku # 45893, January 7, 2010 1:14 pm ET
by YS
then again we could
threaten you with patience, prayer
and a bit of faith

you might think you can
win against that, but we know
and we will win this
Haiku # 45892, January 7, 2010 1:12 pm ET
by YS
may someone put your
threatening ass in a box and
wrap you up so we

can get on with our
lives and you can fuck off
and die a whackjob
Haiku # 45891, January 7, 2010 1:02 pm ET
by YS
well ranting and raving
attracts jackals and trolls
so I shall leave it at

that...
Haiku # 45890, January 7, 2010 1:01 pm ET
by YS
what if someone does
something constructive then psycho
rather than destructive

will you put all effort
into destroying that good action
until you realize you

are but a Goliath
mocking the God i believe in
that's what you're fucking with

Haiku # 45889, January 7, 2010 12:59 pm ET
by YS
I think what's really
scary for the criminal minded
is actual life itself

they've lived a lie
so long, they have no fucking
clue what the truth is
Haiku # 45888, January 7, 2010 12:58 pm ET
by YS
you know you are worth
less than the shit I whipe off
my ass, that's why you

want others to do
the work for you...bums, scum, junkies
best to see you in

a box with bars...forced
to live with the consequences
of your stupidity
Haiku # 45887, January 7, 2010 12:56 pm ET
by YS
I've had experience
with the kinds trying to provoke
a fight, drooling losers

little murdering children
never growing up, it's not
my fault as they get

put away at 41
in a jail cell, it's someone else's
it's best to let you

do each other in
over your drugs and your crap
you people are scum

and you know it, and
you hurt others because it makes
you feel good

you worthless piece of
suicide threatening shit
Haiku # 45886, January 7, 2010 12:55 pm ET
by YS
talk of suicide
it's not suicide if you
wish it for someone

else...it's murder
Haiku # 45885, January 7, 2010 12:50 pm ET
by YS
you can die in your
own time, my own life is to
go on, thou scoffer
Haiku # 45884, January 7, 2010 12:47 pm ET
by YS
let the crispy kremes
come! break open the seventh
seal so dave tennant

becomes the Doctor
again!
Haiku # 45883, January 7, 2010 12:46 pm ET
by YS
Nippress and Ash. Gay sex
Haiku # 45882, January 7, 2010 12:21 pm ET
by zapruder tapes
Nippress and Ash. Gay sex!
Haiku # 45881, January 7, 2010 12:20 pm ET
by zapruder tapes
you suck..exponentially
Haiku # 45879, January 7, 2010 11:37 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
a pill a fire a
leap a deep freeze moment just
suicide to me
Haiku # 45878, January 7, 2010 11:36 am ET
by Non-Hallmark moment
long trek into the
cold night with snow your blanket
time for a dirt nap
Haiku # 45877, January 7, 2010 11:32 am ET
by Non-Hallmark moment
Handful of tranqs and
bottle of gin I'd say to
you.."It's a good start!"
Haiku # 45876, January 7, 2010 11:27 am ET
by Non-Hallmark moment
would you stand at the
abyss I'd whisper softly
into your ear..."JUMP!"
Haiku # 45875, January 7, 2010 11:25 am ET
by Non-Hallmark moment
if you set yourself
on fire I'd not piss on
you to quell the flames
Haiku # 45874, January 7, 2010 11:21 am ET
by Non-Hallmark moment
lite whimsical words
strung together around a
theme births a "Hallmark card"
Haiku # 45873, January 7, 2010 11:14 am ET
by may you and your loved ones be filled with joy throughout the holiday season...BARFF!!
We write haiku's here.
Not meant to mark History
Whats a hallmark phrase?
Haiku # 45872, January 7, 2010 11:06 am ET
by ???
haikus and hallmark
phrases like ploppin' cherries
in my hearty pint
Haiku # 45871, January 7, 2010 8:30 am ET
by hallmark phrases not welcome here
ne'er too late fer a
happy childhood the second
one be up to ye
Haiku # 45870, January 7, 2010 8:22 am ET
by the kids still kicking
me life ne'er had a
bow wrapped 'round it but still me
thinks it be a gift
Haiku # 45869, January 7, 2010 8:15 am ET
by life is a gift
heave ho me hearty
nothing does quite like work does
when it works on you
Haiku # 45868, January 7, 2010 7:29 am ET
by ash
Sell your soul for cash
You've lost your identity
Mamon owns you now!

You can live with it
Or start your own business
And buy others souls.
Haiku # 45867, January 7, 2010 3:49 am ET
by William Nipppress
Are all jobs this way?
I feel so dehumanized
when the day is through!
Haiku # 45866, January 7, 2010 12:41 am ET
by snail
come here to unwind,
get wound up in your messes,
can't forget my own
Haiku # 45865, January 7, 2010 12:38 am ET
by snail
omigod i'm gay
well, that's not really the case
but if you say so
Haiku # 45864, January 6, 2010 10:55 pm ET
by ash
parked police cars and
a baggadonuts call in
a one-eight-seven
Haiku # 45863, January 6, 2010 6:55 pm ET
by homicidal donuts
krispy creme dunkins
and tim hortons transfatty
delivery systems
Haiku # 45862, January 6, 2010 6:52 pm ET
by death by donuts
we have enough of
polyunsaturated
fats tim hortons leave!
Haiku # 45861, January 6, 2010 6:49 pm ET
by go home tim hortons
and tim hortons has
come to this american
realm, well why not?
Haiku # 45860, January 6, 2010 5:43 pm ET
by YS
Ontario card
posted last century thanks
for Hokusai gift
Haiku # 45859, January 6, 2010 5:38 pm ET
by The Great Wave of Hokusai
well to go to war
dislodge the devil, I was
once, to move on, yes...
Haiku # 45858, January 6, 2010 5:23 pm ET
by YS
then again some people
only understand the boot
the britva, then oh

my droogs, the kroovy
flows...but alex grew up and
moved on my brothers
Haiku # 45857, January 6, 2010 5:15 pm ET
by YS
what's the matter with
you wanting to call people losers
and expecting anger

frustration, when folks
have enough shit in real life
going on you idiot

they come here to try
and express something real not
playground bullshit
Haiku # 45856, January 6, 2010 5:13 pm ET
by YS
how does one gain from
such empty gestures, hardcore
but empty the same
Haiku # 45855, January 6, 2010 5:10 pm ET
by YS
well one can't do much
about the hardcore asshole
just keep pressing on
Haiku # 45854, January 6, 2010 5:08 pm ET
by YS
it's winter, we're worn
out from holidays, real life
and the cold outside
Haiku # 45853, January 6, 2010 5:05 pm ET
by YS
i think you're going
to say loser to the wrong
person, and lose it all...
Haiku # 45852, January 6, 2010 5:04 pm ET
by YS
people get online
and talk trash, been there, done that
it's worthless, so in

the end the person
gets bored, grows up, passes on
kicks the bucket, shrugs
Haiku # 45851, January 6, 2010 5:02 pm ET
by VS
what's the matter dude
go head and fill the whole page
that's what losers do
Haiku # 45850, January 6, 2010 4:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
maybe one who is
bored needs to get on the ox
and not look backwards

I grow weary of this
so i will be quiet for now
Haiku # 45849, January 6, 2010 2:45 pm ET
by YS
I prefer their work
dignified and of old age
than the childish games
Haiku # 45846, January 6, 2010 2:36 pm ET
by YS
to be relentless
and obcessed, this is the kind
that you are faced with
Haiku # 45844, January 6, 2010 1:57 pm ET
by YS
let us say then let
isolation come to you
and you have to think
Haiku # 45843, January 6, 2010 1:55 pm ET
by YS
the bully at last
becomes isolated for
he needs audience...
Haiku # 45842, January 6, 2010 1:52 pm ET
by YS
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