Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
here i go again
old loser habits don't die
how can i suck LESS?

.....tis an age old question
Haiku # 45394 December 21, 2009 2:00 pm ET
by bs
thoughts remained so long
thinking all along through storm-
just turned to granite.
Haiku # 45393 December 21, 2009 1:57 pm ET
by mundane
one gets used to the
white noise of some things that squawk
that's just the old crow...

"you suck..."

good bird
Haiku # 45392 December 21, 2009 1:55 pm ET
by bs
keep writing in peace
because this is that time to
wage peace in spirit
Haiku # 45391 December 21, 2009 1:50 pm ET
by bs
the hecklers seek to
take a portion of the folks
up on stage, a show

all their own
Haiku # 45390 December 21, 2009 1:46 pm ET
by bs
wintertime daydream
return to macon county-
where a blue sky reigns.
Haiku # 45389 December 21, 2009 1:29 pm ET
by mundane
you suck
Haiku # 45388 December 21, 2009 1:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I say, who is a
mirror to one another
reflecting here your

peace, this yule, let it
be peace rules over the short
sight of the flame wars
Haiku # 45387 December 21, 2009 1:16 pm ET
by bs
some of us find a
reflection in emotion
of "dark" energy

metal, old classic
reflection of street poets
perhaps this is a

reflection of each
generation's reflection
on what was their life
Haiku # 45386 December 21, 2009 1:15 pm ET
by bs
when those in Gen X
grow old will reflection be
over old angry tv
Haiku # 45385 December 21, 2009 1:13 pm ET
by bs
clearness of cool air
snows covering clarity-
new age music fits.
Haiku # 45384 December 21, 2009 1:03 pm ET
by mundane
gas stoves, wood stoves, the
fuel that feeds life, goes green in
this re-run of the

Victorian style
saturnalia, reserved
egg nog vs dinoys
Haiku # 45383 December 21, 2009 1:00 pm ET
by bs
quickly days pass by
so much so this time of year
yet frozen stillness.
Haiku # 45382 December 21, 2009 12:55 pm ET
by mundane
stoic sentinel
sitting hours on end eyes
on an empty road

familiar sounds of
a rural delivery
she slowly rises
Haiku # 45381 December 21, 2009 9:10 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
gusty breaths moaning
icy anguish through the
fragile crackling limbs

and dawn's stillness roused
by this interloper's loud
intermittent gait
Haiku # 45380 December 21, 2009 8:56 am ET
by Haiku half-wit
Death is not the end
It's only an interlude
in the path of time
Haiku # 45379 December 21, 2009 5:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Search while we are young
Acceptance comes with old age
Who and what we are
Haiku # 45378 December 21, 2009 5:08 am ET
by William Nippress
The world calls "time out"
More time for reflection now
Silence for the snow
Haiku # 45377 December 21, 2009 5:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Big thank you mundane
At last something worth reading
My thoughts are with you.
Haiku # 45376 December 21, 2009 4:56 am ET
by William Nippress
beavis and butthead
were the modern bums who did
wait for godot, MTV
Haiku # 45375 December 20, 2009 9:37 pm ET
by bs
you suck
Haiku # 45374 December 20, 2009 9:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dawn will break again
raise another tomorrow-
now only this night.
Haiku # 45373 December 20, 2009 9:17 pm ET
by mundane
reach out for the light
the many sounds of silence-
filter through the night.
Haiku # 45372 December 20, 2009 9:09 pm ET
by mundane
latch again the gate
no visitors will stop by-
on this snowy night.
Haiku # 45371 December 20, 2009 9:02 pm ET
by mundane
fifty-eight too old
to the grandkids too young for
me to check out of here
Haiku # 45370 December 20, 2009 8:59 pm ET
by terminal case
we map out our lives
with all the routes clearly marked
FATE's got other maps
Haiku # 45369 December 20, 2009 8:54 pm ET
by terminal case
mundane existence
until your world turns on end
at the word CANCER
Haiku # 45368 December 20, 2009 8:49 pm ET
by terminal case
utopia now
politicians promise all-
pay for it later.
Haiku # 45367 December 20, 2009 8:30 pm ET
by mundane
profanity ode.
doff the pointed hat quickly-
express ideas.
Haiku # 45366 December 20, 2009 8:17 pm ET
by mundane
you ever notice
when one has nothing to say-
one then talks the most?
Haiku # 45365 December 20, 2009 8:09 pm ET
by mundane
twittering machine
was just a painting by Klee-
social engine now.
Haiku # 45364 December 20, 2009 8:03 pm ET
by mundane
horses can be cruel
they slog about carelessly-
until the barn dash.
Haiku # 45363 December 20, 2009 7:50 pm ET
by mundane
more coffee, more light
maybe many poems tonight-
rather a dull bright.
Haiku # 45362 December 20, 2009 7:45 pm ET
by mundane
walking in the woods
I stepped over a downed tree-
no one heard it fall.
Haiku # 45361 December 20, 2009 7:41 pm ET
by mundane
you suck
Haiku # 45360 December 20, 2009 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i want to stop
Haiku # 45359 December 20, 2009 3:24 pm ET
by bs
what else sucks, just tell
me to shut the fuck up and
move on, i don't like

it either, I have

tobacco to get
Haiku # 45358 December 20, 2009 3:21 pm ET
by bs
so what do you want
attention, amusement, what the fuck
what the fuck indeed

point and laugh

and die when someone
doesn't wanna be your clown
Haiku # 45357 December 20, 2009 3:20 pm ET
by bs
if you said "you suck"
and i were there for real
and ripped your eyeballs out

would you say that sucks?
that would suck wouldn't it
Haiku # 45356 December 20, 2009 3:19 pm ET
by bs
what else sucks...what bush
did with the internet, being less
the forum it was

spyware, adware, and
so on, which sucks, nuts in
china and russia?

some fat criminal
asshole stealing ids and thinking
nothing of anything

just his masturbational pleasures

what sucks?

what fucking sucks?

besides you saying you suck
Haiku # 45355 December 20, 2009 3:18 pm ET
by bs
what about the poor
fuck who ran into the house
with his car drunk? hmm?

that sucks
Haiku # 45354 December 20, 2009 3:17 pm ET
by bs
if you weren't telling
me you suck, what would you
be writing on here
Haiku # 45353 December 20, 2009 3:15 pm ET
by bs
aparently from a convo
i'm having I want to kill you
but I'm supposed to forgive

you and not hate you
because I'm stooping to your level

Haiku # 45352 December 20, 2009 3:10 pm ET
by bs
you suck
Haiku # 45351 December 20, 2009 3:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
"soyucku"...slavic
for YOU SUCK or anagram
YOU SUCK...one in same
Haiku # 45350 December 20, 2009 3:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well I'm stooping to
the level of some childish jerk
you suck, you're a child
Haiku # 45349 December 20, 2009 3:01 pm ET
by bs
stop telling me i suck
Haiku # 45348 December 20, 2009 2:47 pm ET
by vs
you suck
Haiku # 45347 December 20, 2009 2:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm tired of this
I want to stop, so I have
to stop this right now
Haiku # 45346 December 20, 2009 2:31 pm ET
by bs
then again I could
kill myself but, where would the
entertainment be

for worthless assholes
that say you suck
on this website

of worthless assholes
Haiku # 45345 December 20, 2009 2:17 pm ET
by bs