Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

some people get sick
of hearing these thoughts then old
johnny cash remakes

"Hurt" and the whole world
watches
Haiku # 44805, December 3, 2009 12:32 pm ET
by scorp
death is a delight
do not waste it on yourself
share it with others
Haiku # 44804, December 3, 2009 12:31 pm ET
by septic funeral
it's not so funny
when the rope is around your
own neck but if the

person who does so
enjoys other's pain then their
death is a relief

for me

hang youself
Haiku # 44803, December 3, 2009 12:31 pm ET
by scorp
it's nice sometimes to
get it all out, then one can
bring the real self out

the dark side got too
much airplay in the 1990s
now we tell it go

hang itself
Haiku # 44802, December 3, 2009 12:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
why did David
Foster Wallace hang himself?
why do you enjoy

other people's pain?

are you in pain

you could you know, hang yourself
Haiku # 44801, December 3, 2009 12:29 pm ET
by scorp
but the blurring of
reality, and giving people
who enjoy other people's

pain ammo, at some point
will they hang themselves
if they have no ammo
Haiku # 44800, December 3, 2009 12:28 pm ET
by scorp
ah, so the right thing
to do is meet you at the bar
beat the shit out of

you, and go "not so
funny now is it, now
go hang youself"
Haiku # 44799, December 3, 2009 12:27 pm ET
by scorp
if it is ignored
then perhaps the guy will look
in the mirror and

catchphrase

hang yourself!!!
Haiku # 44798, December 3, 2009 12:26 pm ET
by scorp
it's like a drug that
takes people's minds off their own
pain, making it go

it doesn't go away
till you hang yourself (or get
a life)
Haiku # 44797, December 3, 2009 12:25 pm ET
by scorp
exactly...which is
why people hang themselves and
I hope you do too
Haiku # 44796, December 3, 2009 12:24 pm ET
by scorp
if something of real
pearl came down here on this
webby, how long would

it take the swine to
turn and trample them then
rend the pearl bearer?

then hang themselves
Haiku # 44795, December 3, 2009 12:23 pm ET
by scorp
other people's pain
unconditional hatred
it brightens my day
Haiku # 44794, December 3, 2009 12:22 pm ET
by septic funeral
You can see when I
get mad I don't hold it in
watch craig fergeson

Haiku # 44793, December 3, 2009 12:21 pm ET
by scorp
they call it the ennui
existential blues, I call it
bored, rich, spolied, pompous

some grow up
some hang themselves
some don't grow up

some do all three at once
Haiku # 44792, December 3, 2009 12:20 pm ET
by scorp
most idiots who
think they are geniuses write
oh perhaps "Infinite Jest"

Well he WAS a genius
who hung himself, and I
wish people who aren't

WORTH the website space
take themselves out of the gene pool here

then I'll feel I've won
cause, you'd feel the same
about me offing myself
Haiku # 44791, December 3, 2009 12:19 pm ET
by scorp
in fact all are in
some way flawd, just most idiots

re people on this website

lie to themselves and post
how bad others are
Haiku # 44790, December 3, 2009 12:17 pm ET
by scorp
let's face it, in real
life there's always assholes who
destroy and move on

and some grow up and
don't think "I hope they serve beer in hell"
is a good guide to life behavior

or if they do then they hang themselves

can you tell if I think I repeat "hang themselves"
over and over someone
will literally kill themselves
and I'll say "hey, you'd want me to destroy myself out of giving up on life, why not you first?"
Haiku # 44789, December 3, 2009 12:16 pm ET
by scorp
now to rise above
it and walk away like I
said, rise get a rise

sounds like someone likes
me to sound like a really
bad James Joyce impression
Haiku # 44788, December 3, 2009 12:13 pm ET
by scorp
I think it's one guy
doing three voices and still
doing the compete

accuse, destroy thing
that lawyer's sons are so good at
before they hang themselves
Haiku # 44787, December 3, 2009 12:10 pm ET
by scorp
Now your just getting
irritable and childish
Need your nappy changes?
Haiku # 44786, December 3, 2009 11:37 am ET
by Get A Life
the youth need money
stop draining our benefits
by living longer
Haiku # 44785, December 3, 2009 11:23 am ET
by septic funeral
what confers wisdom?
apparently not old age
hurry up and die
Haiku # 44784, December 3, 2009 11:15 am ET
by septic funeral
this two front conflict
grows tiresome and boring
time for a break...ADMF**!

**- not to be confused with Almighty Do Me A Favor.... Adios Motherfuckers
Haiku # 44783, December 3, 2009 9:00 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
This mental midget
Get A Life throws words around
substance?...just gas...psssssss....
Haiku # 44782, December 3, 2009 8:54 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
in your septic tank
you wallow....scum/shit/blood/pus
screaming..."LOOK AT ME!!!"

shock jock of wordplay
upon these open airwaves
kindred spirits guffaw

bow low before the
vomitorium ruler
SEPTIC FUNERAL

reigning supreme in
the bowels of his shithole
"Long live the king.....NOT!!"
Haiku # 44781, December 3, 2009 8:37 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
Woman

The arch of your back
The soft warmth of your belly
Your welcoming smile

You're oh so long legs
The shap of your firm bottom
Your so tempting lips

Your arms that hold me
Your smouldering misty eyes
The slop of your breasts

God I love Woman!!!
Haiku # 44780, December 3, 2009 8:21 am ET
by William Nippress
Nice! Getting betterr
Soon you'll be writing good stuff
Childish repost though
Haiku # 44779, December 3, 2009 8:13 am ET
by Get A Life
You, a year older,
master critic of the universe,
but none the wiser

Getta' Life roosts high
'yon perch cock-a-doodling
blinded by the light

of self-importance
strutting to and 'fro till
the silver fox springs

a feathery trail
leads us to the den wherein
this tale of hubris........
ENDS
Haiku # 44778, December 3, 2009 8:06 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
Welcoming embrace
Thrill of anticipation
In my lovers arms

Promising ecstasy
Pleasure flooding my body
Gently you touched me

Fresh cut strawberries
My tongue follows the Juice trail
Missing not a drop

Your audible gasps
Wild taste on my tongue
Your body shaking

We float on desire
Drifting souls in harmony
Music of Angels

Fulfilling desires
The worlds pulling away
fading to dissolve
Haiku # 44777, December 3, 2009 5:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Your American!
So you are allowed to be
Stupid! Global time????

Think outside the box????
If you can? Which I doubt.

And I'm 63
and today's words were better
Some content at least!
Haiku # 44776, December 3, 2009 4:49 am ET
by Get A life
my daughter's a whore
i shall convert to islam
and execute her
Haiku # 44775, December 3, 2009 12:57 am ET
by septic funeral
those who relish DARK
give pause when DARKNESS falls
hard on their daughter[s]

power...control....rage
RAPE is a four letter word
not LOVE..FUCK...just HATE

'neath "pure conscious acts"
unconscious dissonance sneers
ensconced in shadows
Haiku # 44774, December 2, 2009 10:59 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
i don't hear voices
rape is a rational choice
a pure, conscious act
Haiku # 44773, December 2, 2009 7:11 pm ET
by septic funeral
My great worry...that
some do not discern between
written thoughts and acts.

Child porn and rape
fantasies?...realities?
the line blurs...HORROR
Haiku # 44772, December 2, 2009 6:52 pm ET
by antiseptic funeral
I just wanted to say
I like what people were
writing on here...dark

and provocative
Haiku # 44770, December 2, 2009 1:45 pm ET
by scorp
then some folks pick up
signs, protest and whack me in
the head, love, not war!

isn't love a kind of war?
Haiku # 44769, December 2, 2009 1:44 pm ET
by scorp
scorp's view straight & true
on this bad haiku chessboard
moves and counter-moves

kings anoint knights
an ego-pissing contest
where no side concedes
Haiku # 44768, December 2, 2009 1:33 pm ET
by anti-septic funeral
do the stupid know
when to quit or their limits
what's the edge of this?

barometer of self
ego pushed to the edge of
the edge till broken
Haiku # 44767, December 2, 2009 12:17 pm ET
by scorp
it doesn't matter
what is said if one is hard
wired to compete, nuttin

is good enough, everyone
else is the fool, not me! not me!
punch in the ego
Haiku # 44766, December 2, 2009 12:13 pm ET
by scorp
it's a blitzkreig of
words, they come and go like the
weather, breaking up
Haiku # 44765, December 2, 2009 12:03 pm ET
by scorp
pompous academics
thinking they have the wal mart
of the poet's guild

then the invention
too much attention confronts
too much retention
Haiku # 44764, December 2, 2009 12:01 pm ET
by scorp
we have left it all
behind, and there is not a
lick of turning back
Haiku # 44763, December 2, 2009 12:00 pm ET
by scorp
how stupid are we
all, narcissism says you
are so great, but to

argue? what's the point
reaction, counter react
the name of the wars
Haiku # 44762, December 2, 2009 11:59 am ET
by scorp
they who cast stones think
they have the law in their hands
till cast back at them
Haiku # 44761, December 2, 2009 11:58 am ET
by scorp
the ripples still splash
the critiques, menz only club
da treehouse mind lives
Haiku # 44760, December 2, 2009 11:58 am ET
by scorp
feet of clay have we
let no one forgets this truth
'lest we cast sharp stones
Haiku # 44759, December 2, 2009 11:43 am ET
by haiku half-wit
there is "No Exit"
from the band of bad haikus
fifty thousand strong
Haiku # 44758, December 2, 2009 10:04 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
mundane drivel, rants
from a pubescent manchild
leave while you can!!
Haiku # 44757, December 2, 2009 9:57 am ET
by anti-septic funeral
up at four-thirty
casting stones at bad haiku
welcome to the club

working the night shift
"Get A Life" gropes in the dark
but can not find ONE
Haiku # 44756, December 2, 2009 9:48 am ET
by Your reflection
Just page after page!
Saying absolutely squat!
seriously STUPID!!!!
Haiku # 44755, December 2, 2009 4:59 am ET
by Get A Life
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