Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #44781
in your septic tank
you wallow....scum/shit/blood/pus
screaming..."LOOK AT ME!!!"

shock jock of wordplay
upon these open airwaves
kindred spirits guffaw

bow low before the
vomitorium ruler
SEPTIC FUNERAL

reigning supreme in
the bowels of his shithole
"Long live the king.....NOT!!"
Haiku #44781
Posted: December 3, 2009 8:37 am ET
Poet & location: anti-septic funeral