Bad Haiku
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27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

Unrest in Iran
Sobers the self-centered soul
Focus on others
Haiku # 44291, June 22, 2009 4:00 pm ET
by rollercoaster
for some reason I'm
thinking two banjos and lines
like "squeal like a pig, boy!"
Haiku # 44290, June 22, 2009 8:58 am ET
by bs
theoretically
this should be pleasureable
my cock in your ass
Haiku # 44289, June 22, 2009 3:59 am ET
by buddha barf
remarkably so
what he said to me that day
bloodied on the cliff
Haiku # 44288, June 22, 2009 3:57 am ET
by buddha barf
it's not about words
childish approach to "Toilet"
It's just as polite

And it's correct! Unless you Pee in the Bath?
Haiku # 44287, June 22, 2009 3:00 am ET
by William nippress of Such genteel folk
I'm still waiting for
someone to wash their hands and
say. "what is truth"...
Haiku # 44286, June 21, 2009 11:57 am ET
by bs
If they are just words
of what use is a structure?
expression happens
Haiku # 44285, June 21, 2009 10:32 am ET
by nombre
what's with the bathroom?
Why can't you call it toilet?
Words are just that! Words
Haiku # 44284, June 21, 2009 4:31 am ET
by William Nippress
moment closing in
crisp night air feels heavy
anticipation
Haiku # 44283, June 19, 2009 8:13 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
Lazy morning,
Head under the pillow
SPLASH!
Haiku # 44282, June 19, 2009 4:18 am ET
by Rohan of Pune, India
Rain covers all land-
I wish for a huge diaper,
to absorb it all.
Haiku # 44281, June 18, 2009 6:22 pm ET
by Gillian of New Orleans
Drank too much coffee-
Have to pee, bathroom in use.
Woe is my bladder!
Haiku # 44280, June 18, 2009 6:11 pm ET
by Gillian of New Orleans
forty-four thousand
two-hundred seventy eight
voices have spoken.
Haiku # 44279, June 18, 2009 11:02 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Nobody is talking
Many others not doing much.
Nothing happening.

the silence is loud.
The stillness is too busy.
Nothing fills the void.

There's so much to do.
But little to call it a day
--When nothing happens.
Haiku # 44278, June 18, 2009 10:52 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Tried Pepsi 0
a zero calorie drink.
Still, not good for you.
Haiku # 44277, June 17, 2009 11:37 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
5000 bikers
and the same number of boobs
a squishy butt ride
Haiku # 44276, June 16, 2009 10:36 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of Portland, OR
let mind body heal
Beer Studboy O' Venice
make you feel better
Haiku # 44275, June 16, 2009 4:58 pm ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
unusual tastes
it all goes from bad to wurst
guess that serves him right
Haiku # 44274, June 15, 2009 7:44 pm ET
by ash
I hate the fact that
I was slowly turning goth
in both mind and style
Haiku # 44273, June 15, 2009 11:42 am ET
by bs
persecution lag
they say they are hated yet
also love hating
Haiku # 44272, June 15, 2009 11:37 am ET
by bs
Rat streaks on wire.
High above the frenzied dogs.
perilous journey.
Haiku # 44271, June 15, 2009 10:28 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
the elderly and
the retards fuck at gun-point
in a dark cellar
Haiku # 44270, June 14, 2009 8:03 am ET
by muzack
Running out of gas.
As the final school day nears.
--anticipation.
It's june. And the path winds down.
The finish line is now near.
Haiku # 44269, June 12, 2009 4:27 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Masks tell many tales
in their contours, shape, purpose.
-- Desire's window.
Haiku # 44268, June 12, 2009 12:54 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
the end of the world
trend this time, two one oh two
why is this so "fun?"

(for people to imagine the end of the world and changes happening I just don't get)
Haiku # 44267, June 12, 2009 11:46 am ET
by bs
Hate decorating
Tired, have not shaved for four days
I'm covered in paint
Haiku # 44266, June 12, 2009 2:51 am ET
by William nippress
a cell phone bursts forth
conversation is broken
nothing remembered
Haiku # 44265, June 11, 2009 4:00 pm ET
by aj
it comes too easy
water down the mountain side
beaver builds a DAMN
Haiku # 44264, June 11, 2009 12:59 pm ET
by dam
What was I thinking?
White noise distracts,confusing...
What was I thinking?
Haiku # 44263, June 11, 2009 11:53 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
the school is as much
as the church is and was an
institution, a

socializing tool
a machine to make men into
man's own damned image

yes, I didn't leave
the women out, they seem to
have "common sense" well

except maybe mad
PETA people as bad as
Bible talk junkies
Haiku # 44262, June 11, 2009 9:20 am ET
by bs
he blew up and curse
me in the name of YHWH
then he broke and cried
Haiku # 44261, June 11, 2009 9:18 am ET
by bs
Clarity is rare
when the speaker's not sure of
where to take that voice.
Haiku # 44260, June 10, 2009 3:22 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
HOW MUCH POVERTY IS THERE?
DEDICATED TO THE POOR THE HUNGRY AND DESTITUTE OF THIS WORLD

HOW STRONG MUST I BE
HOW DO I GET SOMEONE TO NOTICE
BUT I ENDURE STILL

HOW MUCH MISERY
HOW MUCH LIFE HAS PASSED ME BY
BUT STILL I ENDURE

HOW LONG IS ENOUGH
HOW MUCH MORE TILL TIME PASSES
BUT I ENDURE STILL

HOW STRONG IS MY WILL
HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH FOR ME
BUT I ENDURE STILL
Haiku # 44259, June 10, 2009 3:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
Ash x Nippress

StarWars Wedding

True Love
Haiku # 44258, June 10, 2009 2:11 pm ET
by Fleebus
Unpleasant surprise
An elevator opens
The last fart lingers
Haiku # 44257, June 10, 2009 1:34 pm ET
by aj
knocking on the door.
but nobody comes to answer.
Loneliness is felt.
Haiku # 44256, June 10, 2009 12:23 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Security guard
for the school screams at students.
But they laugh at him.

He has no power
Can't do a damn thing to them.
And, yes, they know it.

I here him screaming.
I hear the students laughing.
Everyday, same thing.

The cycle will complete
180 school days.
--No lesson learned here.
Haiku # 44255, June 10, 2009 11:45 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
memories of old pros
lost to yesterday passing
I see the drugs still

have the people here
too...so stuck in the 1990s
internet ghetto
Haiku # 44254, June 10, 2009 10:04 am ET
by bs
you know what the fuck
are you going to do when
I start praying for you
Haiku # 44253, June 10, 2009 9:55 am ET
by bitch slap
when will the snobby
elites learn their place as lawn gnomes
I shall never know

why
Haiku # 44252, June 10, 2009 9:52 am ET
by bitch slap
guys with dicks must be
on top of the world which is
why a man set the

record for sitting
on a pole for so long I
am betting yessir
Haiku # 44251, June 10, 2009 9:49 am ET
by bitch slap
did somebody fart ?
smells like repeats of something
oh, it was nothing
Haiku # 44250, June 10, 2009 2:14 am ET
by ash
Nobody gets me down.
or pin me for a dumb clown.
I stand strong and mean.
Haiku # 44249, June 10, 2009 12:04 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
got you trade secrets
then the system changes loops
become holes no more
Haiku # 44247, June 9, 2009 9:53 am ET
by bs
mean d. of So Cal
I guess below says it all
don't talk about it
Haiku # 44246, June 9, 2009 7:49 am ET
by William Nippress
One minute you're there
and then you're gone forever
Like a poof of smoke
Haiku # 44245, June 9, 2009 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
405 freeway
slithers through the city's grid.
like blood through its veins.
Haiku # 44242, June 8, 2009 11:34 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
words don't spell the way
they are suppose to sound like.
Damn English phonemes!
Haiku # 44241, June 8, 2009 11:30 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
A nice rosey smell
After being in the bathroom.
Thank you Lysol Spray.
Haiku # 44240, June 8, 2009 11:27 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
they don't have nixon
to push around anymore
and they're still pushing
Haiku # 44239, June 8, 2009 8:42 am ET
by bs
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