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mean d. of So Cal
I guess below says it all
don't talk about it
Haiku # 44246, June 9, 2009 7:49 am ET
by William Nippress
One minute you're there
and then you're gone forever
Like a poof of smoke
Haiku # 44245, June 9, 2009 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
405 freeway
slithers through the city's grid.
like blood through its veins.
Haiku # 44242, June 8, 2009 11:34 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
words don't spell the way
they are suppose to sound like.
Damn English phonemes!
Haiku # 44241, June 8, 2009 11:30 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
A nice rosey smell
After being in the bathroom.
Thank you Lysol Spray.
Haiku # 44240, June 8, 2009 11:27 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
they don't have nixon
to push around anymore
and they're still pushing
Haiku # 44239, June 8, 2009 8:42 am ET
by bs
fucking idiots
in the parking lot looking mean
eating cheeseburgers

oh I'm one
Haiku # 44238, June 8, 2009 8:42 am ET
by bs
well since the weak are
pushed around by the insecure
go blow yourselves up
Haiku # 44237, June 8, 2009 8:41 am ET
by bs
Things start slowing down.
Gray hairs sprout, joints start to ache.
Aging really blows.
Haiku # 44236, June 8, 2009 12:29 am ET
by mean d. of so cal.
night, and once again
the vacant oversized bed
sheets stay unruffled
Haiku # 44235, June 6, 2009 1:34 am ET
by vince
A good spell-checker
can be your best friend for life.
If available.
Haiku # 44234, June 5, 2009 1:54 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Desert winds pick up.
the riders jump in their machines.
It's land-sailing time.

burst of natural speed.
on the hard dry lake surface.
sails is the engine.

three wheels makes the cut
while leaving a dusty tail
like a jet engine.

You can't beat this ride.
as you zip and fly on by
You, the wind, the car.
Haiku # 44233, June 5, 2009 1:38 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
we are not surprised
these things often happen here
down on the rancho
Haiku # 44232, June 5, 2009 11:31 am ET
by madonna mama
bodies in blankets
lie head to foot in the trunk
the heat has changed them
Haiku # 44231, June 5, 2009 11:24 am ET
by madonna mama
windows down dust caked
accordian riffs fill the air
warm beers in hand
Haiku # 44230, June 5, 2009 11:21 am ET
by madonna mama
Did I open the door
and stepped into a heated fued?
Middle man, I am.
Haiku # 44229, June 5, 2009 11:07 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
thank you dear fleebus
for your continued concern
for our happiness

you're a real trooper
fondling all your merchandise
stroking your wookie

across galaxies
is that george lucas i hear ?
screaming copyright
Haiku # 44228, June 5, 2009 6:11 am ET
by ash
repetitive troll
is not even vaguely droll
vote here, it's a poll
Haiku # 44227, June 5, 2009 6:03 am ET
by ash
The June gloom gives way
Blues skies and warm rays, today!
Thank God for the Sun!
Haiku # 44226, June 4, 2009 5:22 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
morning dilemna
coffee break, or stay in desk
caffeine, or coffin
Haiku # 44223, June 4, 2009 10:46 am ET
by vince
You can behave well
Or act like the twat you are
And be deleted

i don't give a dam!
so it's up to you sammich
You won't be here long!
Haiku # 44222, June 3, 2009 6:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
June in ghetto school
Graduation for a few
street life for others.
Haiku # 44220, June 3, 2009 11:33 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Graduation Day
Even parents stay away
Teachers take new role.

Familiar faces
becomes the reward for them.
Four years not wasted.

We were there for them.
when nobody believed in them.
They accomplished it.

We showed them the way
Out of the ghetto they dwelled.
a new day begins.
Haiku # 44219, June 3, 2009 11:32 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
whas gwoin on heer?
cunfwusin poinless . Sorry.
Marbles in my mouth.
Haiku # 44218, June 3, 2009 11:04 am ET
by Mean d. of So Cal.
warming my cockles
hail your progeny cleetus
i'm too thrilled to count
Haiku # 44217, June 3, 2009 9:37 am ET
by ash
son of sammich
bastard child of doggydoo
i toast you once more
Haiku # 44216, June 3, 2009 9:33 am ET
by ash
i gave up smoking
i really really miss it
try a bad haiku
Haiku # 44215, June 3, 2009 9:25 am ET
by pink lung of Tshwane
Enough Faecal jokes
are we analy focused
Or constipated
Haiku # 44211, June 3, 2009 2:55 am ET
by Tell the Doctor
never thought i'd say
i do admire other shit
mine's mostly nutty
Haiku # 44210, June 2, 2009 1:01 pm ET
by vince
The camel saw his shit
float on the river he stood in.
a lesson to learn.

as he saw it float
He realized something new.
don't let shit pass you by.
Haiku # 44209, June 2, 2009 11:11 am ET
by mean d. (aesop) of So Cal.
guess i miss those days
when my shit sinks far back down
now it stays afloat
Haiku # 44208, June 2, 2009 9:53 am ET
by vince of referring to this site
pent-up frustration
blew dust off the old xbox
time to frag some noobs
Haiku # 44207, June 1, 2009 12:27 pm ET
by vince
send my friend's canoe
cast upon his favorite lake
adrift with no crew.

midway through it sinks
after ablaze with fire.
slips beneath deep blue.

cancer robbed his passion
and then, took away his life
to uncharted depths.

now he's gone for good.
his last passion left this earth.
He'll drift forever.
Haiku # 44206, June 1, 2009 11:12 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
tribal circle dance.
body to body, fist, punch.
I miss the mosh pits.
Haiku # 44205, June 1, 2009 10:58 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
real me is shy so
doesn't have a lot of swing
with the dance of life
Haiku # 44204, June 1, 2009 10:57 am ET
by bs
Good point! You need those
Oh well life gives with one hand
takes with the other
Haiku # 44203, June 1, 2009 7:02 am ET
by William Nippress
I wonder how much
resentment I can waste on
these people here

till after 10 years
later, get out and God all
I'm gone... hey come back!
Haiku # 44202, May 31, 2009 10:54 am ET
by bs
alas amigo
i might lose my castanets
if the wife finds out
Haiku # 44201, May 31, 2009 7:52 am ET
by ash
Looking for romance
ash do you live in Queensland
Yes? Give this a try

http://www.argentinetango.com.au/whatsonqueensland.html
Haiku # 44200, May 31, 2009 7:25 am ET
by William Nppress
You should try Tango
So up close and personal
It's bliss on four legs
Haiku # 44199, May 31, 2009 7:15 am ET
by William Nippress
optional romance
there's a hot dance in my pants
given half a chance
Haiku # 44198, May 31, 2009 4:25 am ET
by ash
one leg in the sun
the caress is genuine
the sweetest feeling
Haiku # 44197, May 30, 2009 10:07 am ET
by some people are so mean
You stupid or what
thousands of women waiting
For men who can dance

It's a pathetic guy thing "I can't dance i've got two left feet" Oh i've never heard that before !!!!
Haiku # 44196, May 30, 2009 6:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Oh man what a life
Tango tonight at the Crypt
So many women
Haiku # 44195, May 30, 2009 6:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Tango till it's dawn
Passion grace and beauty
3am finish
Haiku # 44194, May 30, 2009 6:03 am ET
by William Nippress
the garage floor smells
I'm happy to know just how
we have a stare down
Haiku # 44193, May 29, 2009 10:58 pm ET
by mother can
the surge is on edge
it's been border lining on
power absolute
Haiku # 44192, May 29, 2009 9:26 pm ET
by harnessed....
the warmth meets the cold
stirring in skies those grays and whites
a force of nature
Haiku # 44191, May 29, 2009 6:22 pm ET
by so
Lemmings in the pack
The pack goes over the cliff.
Those damn followers.
Haiku # 44190, May 29, 2009 4:35 pm ET
by mean d. of so cal.
Waiting for the storm
On this cold and ugly day
-- friends and foes alike.
Haiku # 44189, May 29, 2009 4:34 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
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