Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 317 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

the warmth meets the cold
stirring in skies those grays and whites
a force of nature
Haiku # 44191, May 29, 2009 6:22 pm ET
by so
Lemmings in the pack
The pack goes over the cliff.
Those damn followers.
Haiku # 44190, May 29, 2009 4:35 pm ET
by mean d. of so cal.
Waiting for the storm
On this cold and ugly day
-- friends and foes alike.
Haiku # 44189, May 29, 2009 4:34 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Now, the wolves gather.
The scent of blood is strong.
Someone lives or dies.
Haiku # 44188, May 29, 2009 4:33 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
good heavens like love
far away my heart sees sun
you have warmth with you
Haiku # 44187, May 29, 2009 3:12 pm ET
by gardens in bloom
Post-modernism,
Like all things ending -"ism"
just breeds pretention.
Haiku # 44186, May 29, 2009 11:10 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
The world is spinning
the head aches and stomach rotting.
Hangover, damn it.
Haiku # 44185, May 29, 2009 11:00 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
one more! i insist
lifting my bloody head up
upright position

not down for the count
these last few rounds are pretense
of saving face (mine)
Haiku # 44184, May 28, 2009 1:33 pm ET
by vince
Haiku books nearby
to harvest its rigid laws.
Nope, laws still broken.
Haiku # 44183, May 28, 2009 11:16 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
Silence starts the day.
Mind wanders on life's strange ways.
Revelation speaks.
Haiku # 44182, May 28, 2009 11:10 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
In a changing world
Nobody yearns for something new.
Call it apathy.
Haiku # 44181, May 28, 2009 11:04 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
Most recent haiku
Must be in the top 50
Check back in a bit
Haiku # 44180, May 28, 2009 5:45 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Hot winds from the east
Fan the December fires.
Winter or Summer?

White flakes cast about.
Like snow, ashes cover hills.
Autumn or Winter?

The Santa Ana
Haiku # 44179, May 27, 2009 3:02 pm ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
A gentle wind blows
Through the vents of the building
Air conditioning.
Haiku # 44178, May 27, 2009 2:59 pm ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
Grass in the backyard
Goes from dark green to yellow.
The dogs roam free, here.
Haiku # 44177, May 27, 2009 2:16 pm ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
A bear hibernates
When the days are ice, cold dark.
--Never had bad days.
Haiku # 44176, May 27, 2009 1:58 pm ET
by mean d. of so cal.
From a lone Pigeon.
Searching for inspiration.
-- Scavengers find all.
Haiku # 44175, May 27, 2009 1:49 pm ET
by mean d. of so cal.
Security doors
Keeps bad elements away.
- a cockroach sneaks in.
Haiku # 44174, May 27, 2009 1:48 pm ET
by Mean D. of so cal.
lulled by your clicking
perpetual links of porn
she slept on your couch
Haiku # 44173, May 26, 2009 5:02 pm ET
by vince
Brutus and Caesar
Once friends until betrayal.
The knife that stabs deep.
Haiku # 44172, May 26, 2009 4:54 pm ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
Not all films play well.
Show black-and-white to students.
No care. No interest.
Haiku # 44171, May 26, 2009 4:47 pm ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
the strong aroma
pungent and foul in the air
time to wash the dog
Haiku # 44170, May 26, 2009 3:12 pm ET
by oh doggie doggie will be soggie
thick marine layer
will burnout by afternoon.
can't deny the sun.
Haiku # 44169, May 26, 2009 2:25 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
I know some things that
seems to have made you happy
my heart has done good
Haiku # 44168, May 26, 2009 1:47 pm ET
by day one: i cant be all that bad
(try, try again)
Plagerized lyrics
masquerades as unique thoughts.
That's dishonesty.
Haiku # 44167, May 26, 2009 12:14 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Plagiarized lyrics
Masquerades as unique thoughts
That
Haiku # 44166, May 26, 2009 12:12 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
The shinto dildo
prayed by ladies for one thing.
For fertility.
Haiku # 44165, May 26, 2009 12:03 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
There's something amiss
words gone, lines hacked to pieces.
a computer glitch!
Haiku # 44164, May 26, 2009 12:00 pm ET
by mean d. of so cal.
oarange ranchero
he's wanted dead or alive
wears boots with his shorts
Haiku # 44163, May 25, 2009 2:59 pm ET
by have you seen cowboy bruce??
the grit she lives with
in the grinding of her teeth
the scrape of her eyes
Haiku # 44162, May 25, 2009 12:35 pm ET
by madonna mama
Mojave Desert
fingered in blood on the wall
deft rendering all
Haiku # 44161, May 25, 2009 12:28 pm ET
by madonna mama
tis i who love thee
more than a dead duck can swim
more than tootaches hurt
Haiku # 44160, May 25, 2009 10:08 am ET
by vince of wax poetic
It realy is not working well today at all!!!
Haiku # 44159, May 25, 2009 5:22 am ET
by William Nippress of Part 7
Glad i'm not a woman
Haiku # 44158, May 25, 2009 5:20 am ET
by Woman of 5 parts
What a dillemma
dare you admit your "Ugly"?
Just by buying some?
Haiku # 44157, May 25, 2009 5:18 am ET
by William Nippress
A commodity
beauty sold in the market
For those without it
Haiku # 44156, May 25, 2009 5:17 am ET
by William Nippress
It won't let me submit so here it is in two parts
Haiku # 44155, May 25, 2009 5:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
bad haiku's not working
Haiku # 44154, May 25, 2009 5:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Well Rollercoaster
Sounds like you don't know if your
comming or going?
Haiku # 44153, May 25, 2009 4:29 am ET
by William Nippress of Sorry slipped onto third line
Hey anonymous
Is that a question or statement?
Need to clarify
Haiku # 44152, May 25, 2009 4:23 am ET
by ?
First time like last time
Each entrance marked an exit
The sign said don't walk
Haiku # 44151, May 25, 2009 4:01 am ET
by rollercoaster
fuck.
Haiku # 44150, May 24, 2009 11:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What an epic work
Tome by any other name
But not a haiku!
Haiku # 44149, May 24, 2009 5:48 am ET
by William Nippress
impressive debut
so much more than just haiku
therein lies my point
Haiku # 44148, May 24, 2009 4:58 am ET
by ash
There's something 'bout the way
The street looks when it's just rained
There's a glow off the pavement, you walk me to car
And you know, I wanna ask you to dance right there
In the middle of the parking lot
Yeah

I'm driving down the road, I wonder if you know
Trying so hard, not to get caught up
Now, you're just so cool, run your hands through your hair
Absent mindedly, making me want you

And I don't know how it gets better than this
You take my hand, and drag me head first
Fearless
And I don't know why, but, with you I'd dance
In a storm, in my best dress
Fearless

So baby drive slow, 'till we run outta road
In this one-horse town, I wanna stay right here
In this passenger seat, you put your eyes on me
In this moment now, capture it remember it

And I don't know how it gets better than this
You take my hand, and drag me head first
Fearless.
And I don't know why, but, with you I'd dance
In a storm, in my best dress,
Fearless

Well you stood there with me, in the doorway
My hands shake, I'm not usually this way but
You pull me in, and I'm a little more brave
It's the first kiss
It's flawless
It's really something
It's fearless

And I don't know how it gets better than this
You take my hand, and drag me head first
Fearless.
And I don't know why, but, with you I would dance
In a storm, in my best dress
Fearless
Haiku # 44147, May 23, 2009 10:49 pm ET
by Taylor Swift
I wait
So long
When is he ever gonna come?
never
Haiku # 44146, May 23, 2009 10:47 pm ET
by Lisyina of nome
Remain true to God!
Then you can kill anyone
And thier families

There's a specific clause in the bible that allows you to Murder as long as your in the armed forces?
Haiku # 44145, May 23, 2009 5:37 am ET
by Go look it up
But one mans heaven
is just another mans Hell!
thank God you'll be saved?
Haiku # 44144, May 23, 2009 5:22 am ET
by You weak and vasilating person
Lets hedge our bets
Support this God! and that one
just in case it's true?

God forgives all! So he won't mind! I'm gooing to Heaven up in the fluffy white clouds with a man with a long beard
Haiku # 44143, May 23, 2009 5:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
full and final need
the pleasure of something reached
optimistic hope
Haiku # 44142, May 23, 2009 1:44 am ET
by hmmph
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