Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 317 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

First time like last time
Each entrance marked an exit
The sign said don't walk
Haiku # 44151, May 25, 2009 4:01 am ET
by rollercoaster
fuck.
Haiku # 44150, May 24, 2009 11:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What an epic work
Tome by any other name
But not a haiku!
Haiku # 44149, May 24, 2009 5:48 am ET
by William Nippress
impressive debut
so much more than just haiku
therein lies my point
Haiku # 44148, May 24, 2009 4:58 am ET
by ash
There's something 'bout the way
The street looks when it's just rained
There's a glow off the pavement, you walk me to car
And you know, I wanna ask you to dance right there
In the middle of the parking lot
Yeah

I'm driving down the road, I wonder if you know
Trying so hard, not to get caught up
Now, you're just so cool, run your hands through your hair
Absent mindedly, making me want you

And I don't know how it gets better than this
You take my hand, and drag me head first
Fearless
And I don't know why, but, with you I'd dance
In a storm, in my best dress
Fearless

So baby drive slow, 'till we run outta road
In this one-horse town, I wanna stay right here
In this passenger seat, you put your eyes on me
In this moment now, capture it remember it

And I don't know how it gets better than this
You take my hand, and drag me head first
Fearless.
And I don't know why, but, with you I'd dance
In a storm, in my best dress,
Fearless

Well you stood there with me, in the doorway
My hands shake, I'm not usually this way but
You pull me in, and I'm a little more brave
It's the first kiss
It's flawless
It's really something
It's fearless

And I don't know how it gets better than this
You take my hand, and drag me head first
Fearless.
And I don't know why, but, with you I would dance
In a storm, in my best dress
Fearless
Haiku # 44147, May 23, 2009 10:49 pm ET
by Taylor Swift
I wait
So long
When is he ever gonna come?
never
Haiku # 44146, May 23, 2009 10:47 pm ET
by Lisyina of nome
Remain true to God!
Then you can kill anyone
And thier families

There's a specific clause in the bible that allows you to Murder as long as your in the armed forces?
Haiku # 44145, May 23, 2009 5:37 am ET
by Go look it up
But one mans heaven
is just another mans Hell!
thank God you'll be saved?
Haiku # 44144, May 23, 2009 5:22 am ET
by You weak and vasilating person
Lets hedge our bets
Support this God! and that one
just in case it's true?

God forgives all! So he won't mind! I'm gooing to Heaven up in the fluffy white clouds with a man with a long beard
Haiku # 44143, May 23, 2009 5:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
full and final need
the pleasure of something reached
optimistic hope
Haiku # 44142, May 23, 2009 1:44 am ET
by hmmph
to get forty winks
beneath the silver birches
perfect condition
Haiku # 44141, May 23, 2009 1:38 am ET
by sleep dreams
decapitated.
the last significant verse.
Incomplete, ruined.
Haiku # 44140, May 22, 2009 12:09 pm ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
The wave curls just right.
The tube forms and out you shoot.
Board under your feet.

White caps all around.
The Beast roars as the waves crash.
You, in the middle.

The ride keeps going
As the wave turns to froth and foam.
You
Haiku # 44139, May 22, 2009 11:55 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
here lies good haiku.
victim of apostrophes.
decapitated.
Haiku # 44138, May 22, 2009 11:41 am ET
by vince
Hark! The sun breaks through
On this mid-morning of May.
Damn! Too much Shakespeare.
Haiku # 44137, May 22, 2009 11:37 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
Those damn computers
Cut to ribbon some Haiku
turned them to fragments.
Haiku # 44136, May 22, 2009 11:33 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
All his talking points
Can
Haiku # 44135, May 22, 2009 11:29 am ET
by Mean d. of So Cal.
Pompous, Arrogant
A wolf speaks to a flock of sheep.
Cheney can
Haiku # 44134, May 22, 2009 11:28 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
That old man lying
While the young and able die.
Cheney can
Haiku # 44133, May 22, 2009 11:27 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
unclaimed space between
with both compulsions supressed
such awkward distance
Haiku # 44132, May 22, 2009 11:21 am ET
by vince
Tungsten Light inside
Bright enough to hide the dark
From the clouds outside.
Haiku # 44131, May 22, 2009 11:19 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
Popped a zit today
A mountain on my forehead.
Now a red blemish.
Haiku # 44130, May 22, 2009 11:18 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
A Haiku, always,
is about nature God made.
Man made Nature, too.
Haiku # 44129, May 22, 2009 11:17 am ET
by Mean d. of So. Cal
Touch of genius
bssb go for it!
But Oh dear Raydog?
Haiku # 44128, May 22, 2009 4:14 am ET
by Nuff said!
janis janis whoo !
so many people love you
for this thing you do
Haiku # 44127, May 22, 2009 3:37 am ET
by ash
every sound, all rests
tales told and feelings expressed
kissed with a nice stretch
Haiku # 44126, May 22, 2009 3:02 am ET
by my first love
my trees have these worlds
residents that live within
I will document them

Haiku # 44125, May 22, 2009 2:59 am ET
by drgons/pussycats and freddy krueger
wtf is that???>
a new frosty with coffee????????
I do` SOOOOO LOVE YOUUUUU
Haiku # 44124, May 22, 2009 2:50 am ET
by dear wendys YES YES YES
tv's not all bad
inspiration duzz come through
and it's so meaty
Haiku # 44123, May 22, 2009 2:46 am ET
by cant stop it
the mean streets with thugs
and the cops went after a
little girl's chalk art
Haiku # 44122, May 21, 2009 10:26 pm ET
by bssb
these hard highways strong
wired and ready to use
vectored desire
Haiku # 44121, May 21, 2009 9:07 pm ET
by blow it away
twenty-five minutes
late to class, puts head down, sleeps.
A straight F student.
Haiku # 44120, May 21, 2009 3:05 pm ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
Prom tickets too high
Yearbooks over 100
Pay for memories.
Haiku # 44119, May 21, 2009 2:58 pm ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
cell-phones and theaters
simply don't go together.
Switch to vibrate, please!
Haiku # 44118, May 21, 2009 2:53 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
no way- i say sir
i will not play this way sir-
thirty is too much-
Haiku # 44117, May 21, 2009 1:36 pm ET
by do you want some punch?
it's been awhile
gears sit idle and yes, bored
just not quite sure yet
Haiku # 44116, May 21, 2009 1:34 pm ET
by hmm
back ago was then
forward ahead will soon be
so say it is now
Haiku # 44115, May 21, 2009 1:32 pm ET
by aaaaaHA..cookies
red is an apple
yellow is the sun and..then
green is a tree
Haiku # 44114, May 21, 2009 1:30 pm ET
by so she sings
desire comes in
the door opens and colors
fly about the hall
Haiku # 44113, May 21, 2009 1:29 pm ET
by here htere and everywhere
A tough-talking thug
just keeps talking and talking.
with nothing to show.
Haiku # 44112, May 21, 2009 1:27 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
ghetto birds whirling
Police in their black riot gear.
-- Typical school day.
Haiku # 44111, May 21, 2009 1:03 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
it's often the last
resort to sit alone and
just watch the people
Haiku # 44110, May 21, 2009 10:56 am ET
by bssb
welcome as a fresh
wind blows in to shake the sand
and dust off these souls
Haiku # 44109, May 21, 2009 10:50 am ET
by bssb
Twelve and one-half years
Fourty-four thousand haikus
And bad ones at that!
Haiku # 44108, May 21, 2009 10:17 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
The pleasure of tea
Warm, bitter-sweet in my mouth
Recharge my spirit.
Haiku # 44107, May 21, 2009 10:16 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
One large cheese pizza
hot and ready for five bucks
What an awesome deal!
Haiku # 44106, May 21, 2009 10:15 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Does no one hear me?
Silent cries for help unheard.
Screaming at the blind.
Haiku # 44105, May 21, 2009 10:13 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Laser or ink-jet?
Copier and scanner, too?
Too many choices.
Haiku # 44104, May 21, 2009 10:12 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
A girl I talk to
teases me with her beauty.
Why can't I have her?
Haiku # 44103, May 21, 2009 10:11 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Physical contact
with girls can be very nice.
Not if it's your sis.
Haiku # 44102, May 21, 2009 10:10 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
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