alas amigo
i might lose my castanets
if the wife finds out

Looking for romance
ash do you live in Queensland
Yes? Give this a try

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You should try Tango
So up close and personal
It's bliss on four legs

optional romance
there's a hot dance in my pants
given half a chance

one leg in the sun
the caress is genuine
the sweetest feeling

You stupid or what
thousands of women waiting
For men who can dance

It's a pathetic guy thing "I can't dance i've got two left feet" Oh i've never heard that before !!!!

Oh man what a life
Tango tonight at the Crypt
So many women

Tango till it's dawn
Passion grace and beauty
3am finish

the garage floor smells
I'm happy to know just how
we have a stare down

the surge is on edge
it's been border lining on
power absolute

the warmth meets the cold
stirring in skies those grays and whites
a force of nature

Lemmings in the pack
The pack goes over the cliff.
Those damn followers.

Waiting for the storm
On this cold and ugly day
-- friends and foes alike.

Now, the wolves gather.
The scent of blood is strong.
Someone lives or dies.

good heavens like love
far away my heart sees sun
you have warmth with you

Post-modernism,
Like all things ending -"ism"
just breeds pretention.

The world is spinning
the head aches and stomach rotting.
Hangover, damn it.

one more! i insist
lifting my bloody head up
upright position

not down for the count
these last few rounds are pretense
of saving face (mine)

Haiku books nearby
to harvest its rigid laws.
Nope, laws still broken.

Silence starts the day.
Mind wanders on life's strange ways.
Revelation speaks.

In a changing world
Nobody yearns for something new.
Call it apathy.

Most recent haiku
Must be in the top 50
Check back in a bit

Hot winds from the east
Fan the December fires.
Winter or Summer?

White flakes cast about.
Like snow, ashes cover hills.
Autumn or Winter?

The Santa Ana

A gentle wind blows
Through the vents of the building
Air conditioning.

Grass in the backyard
Goes from dark green to yellow.
The dogs roam free, here.

A bear hibernates
When the days are ice, cold dark.
--Never had bad days.

From a lone Pigeon.
Searching for inspiration.
-- Scavengers find all.

Security doors
Keeps bad elements away.
- a cockroach sneaks in.

lulled by your clicking
perpetual links of porn
she slept on your couch

Brutus and Caesar
Once friends until betrayal.
The knife that stabs deep.

Not all films play well.
Show black-and-white to students.
No care. No interest.

the strong aroma
pungent and foul in the air
time to wash the dog

thick marine layer
will burnout by afternoon.
can't deny the sun.

I know some things that
seems to have made you happy
my heart has done good

(try, try again)
Plagerized lyrics
masquerades as unique thoughts.
That's dishonesty.

Plagiarized lyrics
Masquerades as unique thoughts
That

The shinto dildo
prayed by ladies for one thing.
For fertility.

There's something amiss
words gone, lines hacked to pieces.
a computer glitch!

oarange ranchero
he's wanted dead or alive
wears boots with his shorts

the grit she lives with
in the grinding of her teeth
the scrape of her eyes

Mojave Desert
fingered in blood on the wall
deft rendering all

tis i who love thee
more than a dead duck can swim
more than tootaches hurt

It realy is not working well today at all!!!

Glad i'm not a woman

What a dillemma
dare you admit your "Ugly"?
Just by buying some?

A commodity
beauty sold in the market
For those without it

It won't let me submit so here it is in two parts

bad haiku's not working

Well Rollercoaster
Sounds like you don't know if your
comming or going?

Hey anonymous
Is that a question or statement?
Need to clarify