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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Well Rollercoaster
Sounds like you don't know if your
comming or going?
Haiku # 44153 May 25, 2009 4:29 am ET
by William Nippress of Sorry slipped onto third line
Hey anonymous
Is that a question or statement?
Need to clarify
Haiku # 44152 May 25, 2009 4:23 am ET
by ?
First time like last time
Each entrance marked an exit
The sign said don't walk
Haiku # 44151 May 25, 2009 4:01 am ET
by rollercoaster
fuck.
Haiku # 44150 May 24, 2009 11:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What an epic work
Tome by any other name
But not a haiku!
Haiku # 44149 May 24, 2009 5:48 am ET
by William Nippress
impressive debut
so much more than just haiku
therein lies my point
Haiku # 44148 May 24, 2009 4:58 am ET
by ash
There's something 'bout the way
The street looks when it's just rained
There's a glow off the pavement, you walk me to car
And you know, I wanna ask you to dance right there
In the middle of the parking lot
Yeah

I'm driving down the road, I wonder if you know
Trying so hard, not to get caught up
Now, you're just so cool, run your hands through your hair
Absent mindedly, making me want you

And I don't know how it gets better than this
You take my hand, and drag me head first
Fearless
And I don't know why, but, with you I'd dance
In a storm, in my best dress
Fearless

So baby drive slow, 'till we run outta road
In this one-horse town, I wanna stay right here
In this passenger seat, you put your eyes on me
In this moment now, capture it remember it

And I don't know how it gets better than this
You take my hand, and drag me head first
Fearless.
And I don't know why, but, with you I'd dance
In a storm, in my best dress,
Fearless

Well you stood there with me, in the doorway
My hands shake, I'm not usually this way but
You pull me in, and I'm a little more brave
It's the first kiss
It's flawless
It's really something
It's fearless

And I don't know how it gets better than this
You take my hand, and drag me head first
Fearless.
And I don't know why, but, with you I would dance
In a storm, in my best dress
Fearless
Haiku # 44147 May 23, 2009 10:49 pm ET
by Taylor Swift
I wait
So long
When is he ever gonna come?
never
Haiku # 44146 May 23, 2009 10:47 pm ET
by Lisyina of nome
Remain true to God!
Then you can kill anyone
And thier families

There's a specific clause in the bible that allows you to Murder as long as your in the armed forces?
Haiku # 44145 May 23, 2009 5:37 am ET
by Go look it up
But one mans heaven
is just another mans Hell!
thank God you'll be saved?
Haiku # 44144 May 23, 2009 5:22 am ET
by You weak and vasilating person
Lets hedge our bets
Support this God! and that one
just in case it's true?

God forgives all! So he won't mind! I'm gooing to Heaven up in the fluffy white clouds with a man with a long beard
Haiku # 44143 May 23, 2009 5:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
full and final need
the pleasure of something reached
optimistic hope
Haiku # 44142 May 23, 2009 1:44 am ET
by hmmph
to get forty winks
beneath the silver birches
perfect condition
Haiku # 44141 May 23, 2009 1:38 am ET
by sleep dreams
decapitated.
the last significant verse.
Incomplete, ruined.
Haiku # 44140 May 22, 2009 12:09 pm ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
The wave curls just right.
The tube forms and out you shoot.
Board under your feet.

White caps all around.
The Beast roars as the waves crash.
You, in the middle.

The ride keeps going
As the wave turns to froth and foam.
You
Haiku # 44139 May 22, 2009 11:55 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
here lies good haiku.
victim of apostrophes.
decapitated.
Haiku # 44138 May 22, 2009 11:41 am ET
by vince
Hark! The sun breaks through
On this mid-morning of May.
Damn! Too much Shakespeare.
Haiku # 44137 May 22, 2009 11:37 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
Those damn computers
Cut to ribbon some Haiku
turned them to fragments.
Haiku # 44136 May 22, 2009 11:33 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
All his talking points
Can
Haiku # 44135 May 22, 2009 11:29 am ET
by Mean d. of So Cal.
Pompous, Arrogant
A wolf speaks to a flock of sheep.
Cheney can
Haiku # 44134 May 22, 2009 11:28 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
That old man lying
While the young and able die.
Cheney can
Haiku # 44133 May 22, 2009 11:27 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
unclaimed space between
with both compulsions supressed
such awkward distance
Haiku # 44132 May 22, 2009 11:21 am ET
by vince
Tungsten Light inside
Bright enough to hide the dark
From the clouds outside.
Haiku # 44131 May 22, 2009 11:19 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
Popped a zit today
A mountain on my forehead.
Now a red blemish.
Haiku # 44130 May 22, 2009 11:18 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
A Haiku, always,
is about nature God made.
Man made Nature, too.
Haiku # 44129 May 22, 2009 11:17 am ET
by Mean d. of So. Cal
Touch of genius
bssb go for it!
But Oh dear Raydog?
Haiku # 44128 May 22, 2009 4:14 am ET
by Nuff said!
janis janis whoo !
so many people love you
for this thing you do
Haiku # 44127 May 22, 2009 3:37 am ET
by ash
every sound, all rests
tales told and feelings expressed
kissed with a nice stretch
Haiku # 44126 May 22, 2009 3:02 am ET
by my first love
my trees have these worlds
residents that live within
I will document them

Haiku # 44125 May 22, 2009 2:59 am ET
by drgons/pussycats and freddy krueger
wtf is that???>
a new frosty with coffee????????
I do` SOOOOO LOVE YOUUUUU
Haiku # 44124 May 22, 2009 2:50 am ET
by dear wendys YES YES YES
tv's not all bad
inspiration duzz come through
and it's so meaty
Haiku # 44123 May 22, 2009 2:46 am ET
by cant stop it
the mean streets with thugs
and the cops went after a
little girl's chalk art
Haiku # 44122 May 21, 2009 10:26 pm ET
by bssb
these hard highways strong
wired and ready to use
vectored desire
Haiku # 44121 May 21, 2009 9:07 pm ET
by blow it away
twenty-five minutes
late to class, puts head down, sleeps.
A straight F student.
Haiku # 44120 May 21, 2009 3:05 pm ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
Prom tickets too high
Yearbooks over 100
Pay for memories.
Haiku # 44119 May 21, 2009 2:58 pm ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
cell-phones and theaters
simply don't go together.
Switch to vibrate, please!
Haiku # 44118 May 21, 2009 2:53 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
no way- i say sir
i will not play this way sir-
thirty is too much-
Haiku # 44117 May 21, 2009 1:36 pm ET
by do you want some punch?
it's been awhile
gears sit idle and yes, bored
just not quite sure yet
Haiku # 44116 May 21, 2009 1:34 pm ET
by hmm
back ago was then
forward ahead will soon be
so say it is now
Haiku # 44115 May 21, 2009 1:32 pm ET
by aaaaaHA..cookies
red is an apple
yellow is the sun and..then
green is a tree
Haiku # 44114 May 21, 2009 1:30 pm ET
by so she sings
desire comes in
the door opens and colors
fly about the hall
Haiku # 44113 May 21, 2009 1:29 pm ET
by here htere and everywhere
A tough-talking thug
just keeps talking and talking.
with nothing to show.
Haiku # 44112 May 21, 2009 1:27 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
ghetto birds whirling
Police in their black riot gear.
-- Typical school day.
Haiku # 44111 May 21, 2009 1:03 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
it's often the last
resort to sit alone and
just watch the people
Haiku # 44110 May 21, 2009 10:56 am ET
by bssb
welcome as a fresh
wind blows in to shake the sand
and dust off these souls
Haiku # 44109 May 21, 2009 10:50 am ET
by bssb
Twelve and one-half years
Fourty-four thousand haikus
And bad ones at that!
Haiku # 44108 May 21, 2009 10:17 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
The pleasure of tea
Warm, bitter-sweet in my mouth
Recharge my spirit.
Haiku # 44107 May 21, 2009 10:16 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
One large cheese pizza
hot and ready for five bucks
What an awesome deal!
Haiku # 44106 May 21, 2009 10:15 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Does no one hear me?
Silent cries for help unheard.
Screaming at the blind.
Haiku # 44105 May 21, 2009 10:13 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Laser or ink-jet?
Copier and scanner, too?
Too many choices.
Haiku # 44104 May 21, 2009 10:12 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan