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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
unclaimed space between
with both compulsions supressed
such awkward distance
Haiku # 44132 May 22, 2009 11:21 am ET
by vince
Tungsten Light inside
Bright enough to hide the dark
From the clouds outside.
Haiku # 44131 May 22, 2009 11:19 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
Popped a zit today
A mountain on my forehead.
Now a red blemish.
Haiku # 44130 May 22, 2009 11:18 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
A Haiku, always,
is about nature God made.
Man made Nature, too.
Haiku # 44129 May 22, 2009 11:17 am ET
by Mean d. of So. Cal
Touch of genius
bssb go for it!
But Oh dear Raydog?
Haiku # 44128 May 22, 2009 4:14 am ET
by Nuff said!
janis janis whoo !
so many people love you
for this thing you do
Haiku # 44127 May 22, 2009 3:37 am ET
by ash
every sound, all rests
tales told and feelings expressed
kissed with a nice stretch
Haiku # 44126 May 22, 2009 3:02 am ET
by my first love
my trees have these worlds
residents that live within
I will document them

Haiku # 44125 May 22, 2009 2:59 am ET
by drgons/pussycats and freddy krueger
wtf is that???>
a new frosty with coffee????????
I do` SOOOOO LOVE YOUUUUU
Haiku # 44124 May 22, 2009 2:50 am ET
by dear wendys YES YES YES
tv's not all bad
inspiration duzz come through
and it's so meaty
Haiku # 44123 May 22, 2009 2:46 am ET
by cant stop it
the mean streets with thugs
and the cops went after a
little girl's chalk art
Haiku # 44122 May 21, 2009 10:26 pm ET
by bssb
these hard highways strong
wired and ready to use
vectored desire
Haiku # 44121 May 21, 2009 9:07 pm ET
by blow it away
twenty-five minutes
late to class, puts head down, sleeps.
A straight F student.
Haiku # 44120 May 21, 2009 3:05 pm ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
Prom tickets too high
Yearbooks over 100
Pay for memories.
Haiku # 44119 May 21, 2009 2:58 pm ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
cell-phones and theaters
simply don't go together.
Switch to vibrate, please!
Haiku # 44118 May 21, 2009 2:53 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
no way- i say sir
i will not play this way sir-
thirty is too much-
Haiku # 44117 May 21, 2009 1:36 pm ET
by do you want some punch?
it's been awhile
gears sit idle and yes, bored
just not quite sure yet
Haiku # 44116 May 21, 2009 1:34 pm ET
by hmm
back ago was then
forward ahead will soon be
so say it is now
Haiku # 44115 May 21, 2009 1:32 pm ET
by aaaaaHA..cookies
red is an apple
yellow is the sun and..then
green is a tree
Haiku # 44114 May 21, 2009 1:30 pm ET
by so she sings
desire comes in
the door opens and colors
fly about the hall
Haiku # 44113 May 21, 2009 1:29 pm ET
by here htere and everywhere
A tough-talking thug
just keeps talking and talking.
with nothing to show.
Haiku # 44112 May 21, 2009 1:27 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
ghetto birds whirling
Police in their black riot gear.
-- Typical school day.
Haiku # 44111 May 21, 2009 1:03 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
it's often the last
resort to sit alone and
just watch the people
Haiku # 44110 May 21, 2009 10:56 am ET
by bssb
welcome as a fresh
wind blows in to shake the sand
and dust off these souls
Haiku # 44109 May 21, 2009 10:50 am ET
by bssb
Twelve and one-half years
Fourty-four thousand haikus
And bad ones at that!
Haiku # 44108 May 21, 2009 10:17 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
The pleasure of tea
Warm, bitter-sweet in my mouth
Recharge my spirit.
Haiku # 44107 May 21, 2009 10:16 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
One large cheese pizza
hot and ready for five bucks
What an awesome deal!
Haiku # 44106 May 21, 2009 10:15 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Does no one hear me?
Silent cries for help unheard.
Screaming at the blind.
Haiku # 44105 May 21, 2009 10:13 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Laser or ink-jet?
Copier and scanner, too?
Too many choices.
Haiku # 44104 May 21, 2009 10:12 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
A girl I talk to
teases me with her beauty.
Why can't I have her?
Haiku # 44103 May 21, 2009 10:11 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Physical contact
with girls can be very nice.
Not if it's your sis.
Haiku # 44102 May 21, 2009 10:10 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Red laser pointer.
Blinds me when it hits my eye
Didn't see that one.
Haiku # 44101 May 21, 2009 10:07 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
5 7 7
7 1 3 4 1 2
is my SSN

It is okay, though.
Just try to steal my ID.
It's safe with LifeLock.
Haiku # 44100 May 21, 2009 10:05 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
words gushing like flood
oceanic lull disturbed
sky sliced by lightning
Haiku # 44099 May 21, 2009 9:58 am ET
by vince of perfect storm
Ten more haikus left
Really nine after this one.
So close, yet so far.
Haiku # 44098 May 21, 2009 9:56 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
How many hiakus
Must a haiku master write
To be a master?
Haiku # 44097 May 21, 2009 9:55 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
White-out or erase?
Why did I write with a pen?
Glad it's not marker.
Haiku # 44096 May 21, 2009 9:54 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Suicide bomber
Promised virgins in heaven
Surprised he's in hell
Haiku # 44095 May 21, 2009 9:52 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Pelosi tells lies
about knowledge of "torture"
Why not tell the truth?
Haiku # 44094 May 21, 2009 9:50 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Knives, ripping, and pain.
Drip-drop of blood on the floor.
I lost a kidney.
Haiku # 44093 May 21, 2009 9:48 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Jingle Bells. Jingle.
Oh what fun it is to ride.
One-horse open sleighs.
Haiku # 44092 May 21, 2009 9:44 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream. Merry.
Life is but a dream.
Haiku # 44091 May 21, 2009 9:43 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Stainless Steely Dan
His music has stained my heart.
Tears run down my cheeks.
Haiku # 44090 May 21, 2009 9:41 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
I will pass the buck.
If it's at all possible.
You cannot blame me.
Haiku # 44089 May 21, 2009 9:39 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Indispensible.
You can't possibly dispense
without it, can you?
Haiku # 44088 May 21, 2009 9:37 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
I talked with Nicole
about a drill in ACEIT.
Then showed her this site.
Haiku # 44087 May 21, 2009 9:35 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Cube of six colors
Spin your sides to solve you fast.
Rubik's Cube is hard.
Haiku # 44086 May 21, 2009 8:11 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Join my tea party.
The government spends too much.
Rise up and protest.
Haiku # 44085 May 21, 2009 8:09 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Deutsch haiku ist toll
Verstehst du dieser Sprache?
Sehr auzgezeichnet.
Haiku # 44084 May 21, 2009 8:07 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
I am an old fish
caught and imprisoned for life.
Don't fall for jailbait.
Haiku # 44083 May 21, 2009 8:05 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan