Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 317 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

The camel saw his shit
float on the river he stood in.
a lesson to learn.

as he saw it float
He realized something new.
don't let shit pass you by.
Haiku # 44209, June 2, 2009 11:11 am ET
by mean d. (aesop) of So Cal.
guess i miss those days
when my shit sinks far back down
now it stays afloat
Haiku # 44208, June 2, 2009 9:53 am ET
by vince of referring to this site
pent-up frustration
blew dust off the old xbox
time to frag some noobs
Haiku # 44207, June 1, 2009 12:27 pm ET
by vince
send my friend's canoe
cast upon his favorite lake
adrift with no crew.

midway through it sinks
after ablaze with fire.
slips beneath deep blue.

cancer robbed his passion
and then, took away his life
to uncharted depths.

now he's gone for good.
his last passion left this earth.
He'll drift forever.
Haiku # 44206, June 1, 2009 11:12 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
tribal circle dance.
body to body, fist, punch.
I miss the mosh pits.
Haiku # 44205, June 1, 2009 10:58 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
real me is shy so
doesn't have a lot of swing
with the dance of life
Haiku # 44204, June 1, 2009 10:57 am ET
by bs
Good point! You need those
Oh well life gives with one hand
takes with the other
Haiku # 44203, June 1, 2009 7:02 am ET
by William Nippress
I wonder how much
resentment I can waste on
these people here

till after 10 years
later, get out and God all
I'm gone... hey come back!
Haiku # 44202, May 31, 2009 10:54 am ET
by bs
alas amigo
i might lose my castanets
if the wife finds out
Haiku # 44201, May 31, 2009 7:52 am ET
by ash
Looking for romance
ash do you live in Queensland
Yes? Give this a try

http://www.argentinetango.com.au/whatsonqueensland.html
Haiku # 44200, May 31, 2009 7:25 am ET
by William Nppress
You should try Tango
So up close and personal
It's bliss on four legs
Haiku # 44199, May 31, 2009 7:15 am ET
by William Nippress
optional romance
there's a hot dance in my pants
given half a chance
Haiku # 44198, May 31, 2009 4:25 am ET
by ash
one leg in the sun
the caress is genuine
the sweetest feeling
Haiku # 44197, May 30, 2009 10:07 am ET
by some people are so mean
You stupid or what
thousands of women waiting
For men who can dance

It's a pathetic guy thing "I can't dance i've got two left feet" Oh i've never heard that before !!!!
Haiku # 44196, May 30, 2009 6:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Oh man what a life
Tango tonight at the Crypt
So many women
Haiku # 44195, May 30, 2009 6:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Tango till it's dawn
Passion grace and beauty
3am finish
Haiku # 44194, May 30, 2009 6:03 am ET
by William Nippress
the garage floor smells
I'm happy to know just how
we have a stare down
Haiku # 44193, May 29, 2009 10:58 pm ET
by mother can
the surge is on edge
it's been border lining on
power absolute
Haiku # 44192, May 29, 2009 9:26 pm ET
by harnessed....
the warmth meets the cold
stirring in skies those grays and whites
a force of nature
Haiku # 44191, May 29, 2009 6:22 pm ET
by so
Lemmings in the pack
The pack goes over the cliff.
Those damn followers.
Haiku # 44190, May 29, 2009 4:35 pm ET
by mean d. of so cal.
Waiting for the storm
On this cold and ugly day
-- friends and foes alike.
Haiku # 44189, May 29, 2009 4:34 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Now, the wolves gather.
The scent of blood is strong.
Someone lives or dies.
Haiku # 44188, May 29, 2009 4:33 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
good heavens like love
far away my heart sees sun
you have warmth with you
Haiku # 44187, May 29, 2009 3:12 pm ET
by gardens in bloom
Post-modernism,
Like all things ending -"ism"
just breeds pretention.
Haiku # 44186, May 29, 2009 11:10 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
The world is spinning
the head aches and stomach rotting.
Hangover, damn it.
Haiku # 44185, May 29, 2009 11:00 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
one more! i insist
lifting my bloody head up
upright position

not down for the count
these last few rounds are pretense
of saving face (mine)
Haiku # 44184, May 28, 2009 1:33 pm ET
by vince
Haiku books nearby
to harvest its rigid laws.
Nope, laws still broken.
Haiku # 44183, May 28, 2009 11:16 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
Silence starts the day.
Mind wanders on life's strange ways.
Revelation speaks.
Haiku # 44182, May 28, 2009 11:10 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
In a changing world
Nobody yearns for something new.
Call it apathy.
Haiku # 44181, May 28, 2009 11:04 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
Most recent haiku
Must be in the top 50
Check back in a bit
Haiku # 44180, May 28, 2009 5:45 am ET
by RayDogg of Michigan
Hot winds from the east
Fan the December fires.
Winter or Summer?

White flakes cast about.
Like snow, ashes cover hills.
Autumn or Winter?

The Santa Ana
Haiku # 44179, May 27, 2009 3:02 pm ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
A gentle wind blows
Through the vents of the building
Air conditioning.
Haiku # 44178, May 27, 2009 2:59 pm ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
Grass in the backyard
Goes from dark green to yellow.
The dogs roam free, here.
Haiku # 44177, May 27, 2009 2:16 pm ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
A bear hibernates
When the days are ice, cold dark.
--Never had bad days.
Haiku # 44176, May 27, 2009 1:58 pm ET
by mean d. of so cal.
From a lone Pigeon.
Searching for inspiration.
-- Scavengers find all.
Haiku # 44175, May 27, 2009 1:49 pm ET
by mean d. of so cal.
Security doors
Keeps bad elements away.
- a cockroach sneaks in.
Haiku # 44174, May 27, 2009 1:48 pm ET
by Mean D. of so cal.
lulled by your clicking
perpetual links of porn
she slept on your couch
Haiku # 44173, May 26, 2009 5:02 pm ET
by vince
Brutus and Caesar
Once friends until betrayal.
The knife that stabs deep.
Haiku # 44172, May 26, 2009 4:54 pm ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
Not all films play well.
Show black-and-white to students.
No care. No interest.
Haiku # 44171, May 26, 2009 4:47 pm ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
the strong aroma
pungent and foul in the air
time to wash the dog
Haiku # 44170, May 26, 2009 3:12 pm ET
by oh doggie doggie will be soggie
thick marine layer
will burnout by afternoon.
can't deny the sun.
Haiku # 44169, May 26, 2009 2:25 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
I know some things that
seems to have made you happy
my heart has done good
Haiku # 44168, May 26, 2009 1:47 pm ET
by day one: i cant be all that bad
(try, try again)
Plagerized lyrics
masquerades as unique thoughts.
That's dishonesty.
Haiku # 44167, May 26, 2009 12:14 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Plagiarized lyrics
Masquerades as unique thoughts
That
Haiku # 44166, May 26, 2009 12:12 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
The shinto dildo
prayed by ladies for one thing.
For fertility.
Haiku # 44165, May 26, 2009 12:03 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
There's something amiss
words gone, lines hacked to pieces.
a computer glitch!
Haiku # 44164, May 26, 2009 12:00 pm ET
by mean d. of so cal.
oarange ranchero
he's wanted dead or alive
wears boots with his shorts
Haiku # 44163, May 25, 2009 2:59 pm ET
by have you seen cowboy bruce??
the grit she lives with
in the grinding of her teeth
the scrape of her eyes
Haiku # 44162, May 25, 2009 12:35 pm ET
by madonna mama
Mojave Desert
fingered in blood on the wall
deft rendering all
Haiku # 44161, May 25, 2009 12:28 pm ET
by madonna mama
tis i who love thee
more than a dead duck can swim
more than tootaches hurt
Haiku # 44160, May 25, 2009 10:08 am ET
by vince of wax poetic
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