Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 316 Days and 77286 Haiku later...

it comes too easy
water down the mountain side
beaver builds a DAMN
Haiku # 44264, June 11, 2009 12:59 pm ET
by dam
What was I thinking?
White noise distracts,confusing...
What was I thinking?
Haiku # 44263, June 11, 2009 11:53 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
the school is as much
as the church is and was an
institution, a

socializing tool
a machine to make men into
man's own damned image

yes, I didn't leave
the women out, they seem to
have "common sense" well

except maybe mad
PETA people as bad as
Bible talk junkies
Haiku # 44262, June 11, 2009 9:20 am ET
by bs
he blew up and curse
me in the name of YHWH
then he broke and cried
Haiku # 44261, June 11, 2009 9:18 am ET
by bs
Clarity is rare
when the speaker's not sure of
where to take that voice.
Haiku # 44260, June 10, 2009 3:22 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
HOW MUCH POVERTY IS THERE?
DEDICATED TO THE POOR THE HUNGRY AND DESTITUTE OF THIS WORLD

HOW STRONG MUST I BE
HOW DO I GET SOMEONE TO NOTICE
BUT I ENDURE STILL

HOW MUCH MISERY
HOW MUCH LIFE HAS PASSED ME BY
BUT STILL I ENDURE

HOW LONG IS ENOUGH
HOW MUCH MORE TILL TIME PASSES
BUT I ENDURE STILL

HOW STRONG IS MY WILL
HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH FOR ME
BUT I ENDURE STILL
Haiku # 44259, June 10, 2009 3:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
Ash x Nippress

StarWars Wedding

True Love
Haiku # 44258, June 10, 2009 2:11 pm ET
by Fleebus
Unpleasant surprise
An elevator opens
The last fart lingers
Haiku # 44257, June 10, 2009 1:34 pm ET
by aj
knocking on the door.
but nobody comes to answer.
Loneliness is felt.
Haiku # 44256, June 10, 2009 12:23 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Security guard
for the school screams at students.
But they laugh at him.

He has no power
Can't do a damn thing to them.
And, yes, they know it.

I here him screaming.
I hear the students laughing.
Everyday, same thing.

The cycle will complete
180 school days.
--No lesson learned here.
Haiku # 44255, June 10, 2009 11:45 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
memories of old pros
lost to yesterday passing
I see the drugs still

have the people here
too...so stuck in the 1990s
internet ghetto
Haiku # 44254, June 10, 2009 10:04 am ET
by bs
you know what the fuck
are you going to do when
I start praying for you
Haiku # 44253, June 10, 2009 9:55 am ET
by bitch slap
when will the snobby
elites learn their place as lawn gnomes
I shall never know

why
Haiku # 44252, June 10, 2009 9:52 am ET
by bitch slap
guys with dicks must be
on top of the world which is
why a man set the

record for sitting
on a pole for so long I
am betting yessir
Haiku # 44251, June 10, 2009 9:49 am ET
by bitch slap
did somebody fart ?
smells like repeats of something
oh, it was nothing
Haiku # 44250, June 10, 2009 2:14 am ET
by ash
Nobody gets me down.
or pin me for a dumb clown.
I stand strong and mean.
Haiku # 44249, June 10, 2009 12:04 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
got you trade secrets
then the system changes loops
become holes no more
Haiku # 44247, June 9, 2009 9:53 am ET
by bs
mean d. of So Cal
I guess below says it all
don't talk about it
Haiku # 44246, June 9, 2009 7:49 am ET
by William Nippress
One minute you're there
and then you're gone forever
Like a poof of smoke
Haiku # 44245, June 9, 2009 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
405 freeway
slithers through the city's grid.
like blood through its veins.
Haiku # 44242, June 8, 2009 11:34 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
words don't spell the way
they are suppose to sound like.
Damn English phonemes!
Haiku # 44241, June 8, 2009 11:30 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
A nice rosey smell
After being in the bathroom.
Thank you Lysol Spray.
Haiku # 44240, June 8, 2009 11:27 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
they don't have nixon
to push around anymore
and they're still pushing
Haiku # 44239, June 8, 2009 8:42 am ET
by bs
fucking idiots
in the parking lot looking mean
eating cheeseburgers

oh I'm one
Haiku # 44238, June 8, 2009 8:42 am ET
by bs
well since the weak are
pushed around by the insecure
go blow yourselves up
Haiku # 44237, June 8, 2009 8:41 am ET
by bs
Things start slowing down.
Gray hairs sprout, joints start to ache.
Aging really blows.
Haiku # 44236, June 8, 2009 12:29 am ET
by mean d. of so cal.
night, and once again
the vacant oversized bed
sheets stay unruffled
Haiku # 44235, June 6, 2009 1:34 am ET
by vince
A good spell-checker
can be your best friend for life.
If available.
Haiku # 44234, June 5, 2009 1:54 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Desert winds pick up.
the riders jump in their machines.
It's land-sailing time.

burst of natural speed.
on the hard dry lake surface.
sails is the engine.

three wheels makes the cut
while leaving a dusty tail
like a jet engine.

You can't beat this ride.
as you zip and fly on by
You, the wind, the car.
Haiku # 44233, June 5, 2009 1:38 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
we are not surprised
these things often happen here
down on the rancho
Haiku # 44232, June 5, 2009 11:31 am ET
by madonna mama
bodies in blankets
lie head to foot in the trunk
the heat has changed them
Haiku # 44231, June 5, 2009 11:24 am ET
by madonna mama
windows down dust caked
accordian riffs fill the air
warm beers in hand
Haiku # 44230, June 5, 2009 11:21 am ET
by madonna mama
Did I open the door
and stepped into a heated fued?
Middle man, I am.
Haiku # 44229, June 5, 2009 11:07 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
thank you dear fleebus
for your continued concern
for our happiness

you're a real trooper
fondling all your merchandise
stroking your wookie

across galaxies
is that george lucas i hear ?
screaming copyright
Haiku # 44228, June 5, 2009 6:11 am ET
by ash
repetitive troll
is not even vaguely droll
vote here, it's a poll
Haiku # 44227, June 5, 2009 6:03 am ET
by ash
The June gloom gives way
Blues skies and warm rays, today!
Thank God for the Sun!
Haiku # 44226, June 4, 2009 5:22 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
morning dilemna
coffee break, or stay in desk
caffeine, or coffin
Haiku # 44223, June 4, 2009 10:46 am ET
by vince
You can behave well
Or act like the twat you are
And be deleted

i don't give a dam!
so it's up to you sammich
You won't be here long!
Haiku # 44222, June 3, 2009 6:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
June in ghetto school
Graduation for a few
street life for others.
Haiku # 44220, June 3, 2009 11:33 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Graduation Day
Even parents stay away
Teachers take new role.

Familiar faces
becomes the reward for them.
Four years not wasted.

We were there for them.
when nobody believed in them.
They accomplished it.

We showed them the way
Out of the ghetto they dwelled.
a new day begins.
Haiku # 44219, June 3, 2009 11:32 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
whas gwoin on heer?
cunfwusin poinless . Sorry.
Marbles in my mouth.
Haiku # 44218, June 3, 2009 11:04 am ET
by Mean d. of So Cal.
warming my cockles
hail your progeny cleetus
i'm too thrilled to count
Haiku # 44217, June 3, 2009 9:37 am ET
by ash
son of sammich
bastard child of doggydoo
i toast you once more
Haiku # 44216, June 3, 2009 9:33 am ET
by ash
i gave up smoking
i really really miss it
try a bad haiku
Haiku # 44215, June 3, 2009 9:25 am ET
by pink lung of Tshwane
Enough Faecal jokes
are we analy focused
Or constipated
Haiku # 44211, June 3, 2009 2:55 am ET
by Tell the Doctor
never thought i'd say
i do admire other shit
mine's mostly nutty
Haiku # 44210, June 2, 2009 1:01 pm ET
by vince
The camel saw his shit
float on the river he stood in.
a lesson to learn.

as he saw it float
He realized something new.
don't let shit pass you by.
Haiku # 44209, June 2, 2009 11:11 am ET
by mean d. (aesop) of So Cal.
guess i miss those days
when my shit sinks far back down
now it stays afloat
Haiku # 44208, June 2, 2009 9:53 am ET
by vince of referring to this site
pent-up frustration
blew dust off the old xbox
time to frag some noobs
Haiku # 44207, June 1, 2009 12:27 pm ET
by vince
send my friend's canoe
cast upon his favorite lake
adrift with no crew.

midway through it sinks
after ablaze with fire.
slips beneath deep blue.

cancer robbed his passion
and then, took away his life
to uncharted depths.

now he's gone for good.
his last passion left this earth.
He'll drift forever.
Haiku # 44206, June 1, 2009 11:12 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
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