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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
the elderly and
the retards fuck at gun-point
in a dark cellar
Haiku # 44270 June 14, 2009 8:03 am ET
by muzack
Running out of gas.
As the final school day nears.
--anticipation.
It's june. And the path winds down.
The finish line is now near.
Haiku # 44269 June 12, 2009 4:27 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Masks tell many tales
in their contours, shape, purpose.
-- Desire's window.
Haiku # 44268 June 12, 2009 12:54 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
the end of the world
trend this time, two one oh two
why is this so "fun?"

(for people to imagine the end of the world and changes happening I just don't get)
Haiku # 44267 June 12, 2009 11:46 am ET
by bs
Hate decorating
Tired, have not shaved for four days
I'm covered in paint
Haiku # 44266 June 12, 2009 2:51 am ET
by William nippress
a cell phone bursts forth
conversation is broken
nothing remembered
Haiku # 44265 June 11, 2009 4:00 pm ET
by aj
it comes too easy
water down the mountain side
beaver builds a DAMN
Haiku # 44264 June 11, 2009 12:59 pm ET
by dam
What was I thinking?
White noise distracts,confusing...
What was I thinking?
Haiku # 44263 June 11, 2009 11:53 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
the school is as much
as the church is and was an
institution, a

socializing tool
a machine to make men into
man's own damned image

yes, I didn't leave
the women out, they seem to
have "common sense" well

except maybe mad
PETA people as bad as
Bible talk junkies
Haiku # 44262 June 11, 2009 9:20 am ET
by bs
he blew up and curse
me in the name of YHWH
then he broke and cried
Haiku # 44261 June 11, 2009 9:18 am ET
by bs
Clarity is rare
when the speaker's not sure of
where to take that voice.
Haiku # 44260 June 10, 2009 3:22 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
HOW MUCH POVERTY IS THERE?
DEDICATED TO THE POOR THE HUNGRY AND DESTITUTE OF THIS WORLD

HOW STRONG MUST I BE
HOW DO I GET SOMEONE TO NOTICE
BUT I ENDURE STILL

HOW MUCH MISERY
HOW MUCH LIFE HAS PASSED ME BY
BUT STILL I ENDURE

HOW LONG IS ENOUGH
HOW MUCH MORE TILL TIME PASSES
BUT I ENDURE STILL

HOW STRONG IS MY WILL
HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH FOR ME
BUT I ENDURE STILL
Haiku # 44259 June 10, 2009 3:15 pm ET
by William Nippress
Ash x Nippress

StarWars Wedding

True Love
Haiku # 44258 June 10, 2009 2:11 pm ET
by Fleebus
Unpleasant surprise
An elevator opens
The last fart lingers
Haiku # 44257 June 10, 2009 1:34 pm ET
by aj
knocking on the door.
but nobody comes to answer.
Loneliness is felt.
Haiku # 44256 June 10, 2009 12:23 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Security guard
for the school screams at students.
But they laugh at him.

He has no power
Can't do a damn thing to them.
And, yes, they know it.

I here him screaming.
I hear the students laughing.
Everyday, same thing.

The cycle will complete
180 school days.
--No lesson learned here.
Haiku # 44255 June 10, 2009 11:45 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
memories of old pros
lost to yesterday passing
I see the drugs still

have the people here
too...so stuck in the 1990s
internet ghetto
Haiku # 44254 June 10, 2009 10:04 am ET
by bs
you know what the fuck
are you going to do when
I start praying for you
Haiku # 44253 June 10, 2009 9:55 am ET
by bitch slap
when will the snobby
elites learn their place as lawn gnomes
I shall never know

why
Haiku # 44252 June 10, 2009 9:52 am ET
by bitch slap
guys with dicks must be
on top of the world which is
why a man set the

record for sitting
on a pole for so long I
am betting yessir
Haiku # 44251 June 10, 2009 9:49 am ET
by bitch slap
did somebody fart ?
smells like repeats of something
oh, it was nothing
Haiku # 44250 June 10, 2009 2:14 am ET
by ash
Nobody gets me down.
or pin me for a dumb clown.
I stand strong and mean.
Haiku # 44249 June 10, 2009 12:04 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
got you trade secrets
then the system changes loops
become holes no more
Haiku # 44247 June 9, 2009 9:53 am ET
by bs
mean d. of So Cal
I guess below says it all
don't talk about it
Haiku # 44246 June 9, 2009 7:49 am ET
by William Nippress
One minute you're there
and then you're gone forever
Like a poof of smoke
Haiku # 44245 June 9, 2009 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
405 freeway
slithers through the city's grid.
like blood through its veins.
Haiku # 44242 June 8, 2009 11:34 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
words don't spell the way
they are suppose to sound like.
Damn English phonemes!
Haiku # 44241 June 8, 2009 11:30 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
A nice rosey smell
After being in the bathroom.
Thank you Lysol Spray.
Haiku # 44240 June 8, 2009 11:27 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
they don't have nixon
to push around anymore
and they're still pushing
Haiku # 44239 June 8, 2009 8:42 am ET
by bs
fucking idiots
in the parking lot looking mean
eating cheeseburgers

oh I'm one
Haiku # 44238 June 8, 2009 8:42 am ET
by bs
well since the weak are
pushed around by the insecure
go blow yourselves up
Haiku # 44237 June 8, 2009 8:41 am ET
by bs
Things start slowing down.
Gray hairs sprout, joints start to ache.
Aging really blows.
Haiku # 44236 June 8, 2009 12:29 am ET
by mean d. of so cal.
night, and once again
the vacant oversized bed
sheets stay unruffled
Haiku # 44235 June 6, 2009 1:34 am ET
by vince
A good spell-checker
can be your best friend for life.
If available.
Haiku # 44234 June 5, 2009 1:54 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Desert winds pick up.
the riders jump in their machines.
It's land-sailing time.

burst of natural speed.
on the hard dry lake surface.
sails is the engine.

three wheels makes the cut
while leaving a dusty tail
like a jet engine.

You can't beat this ride.
as you zip and fly on by
You, the wind, the car.
Haiku # 44233 June 5, 2009 1:38 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
we are not surprised
these things often happen here
down on the rancho
Haiku # 44232 June 5, 2009 11:31 am ET
by madonna mama
bodies in blankets
lie head to foot in the trunk
the heat has changed them
Haiku # 44231 June 5, 2009 11:24 am ET
by madonna mama
windows down dust caked
accordian riffs fill the air
warm beers in hand
Haiku # 44230 June 5, 2009 11:21 am ET
by madonna mama
Did I open the door
and stepped into a heated fued?
Middle man, I am.
Haiku # 44229 June 5, 2009 11:07 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
thank you dear fleebus
for your continued concern
for our happiness

you're a real trooper
fondling all your merchandise
stroking your wookie

across galaxies
is that george lucas i hear ?
screaming copyright
Haiku # 44228 June 5, 2009 6:11 am ET
by ash
repetitive troll
is not even vaguely droll
vote here, it's a poll
Haiku # 44227 June 5, 2009 6:03 am ET
by ash
The June gloom gives way
Blues skies and warm rays, today!
Thank God for the Sun!
Haiku # 44226 June 4, 2009 5:22 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
morning dilemna
coffee break, or stay in desk
caffeine, or coffin
Haiku # 44223 June 4, 2009 10:46 am ET
by vince
You can behave well
Or act like the twat you are
And be deleted

i don't give a dam!
so it's up to you sammich
You won't be here long!
Haiku # 44222 June 3, 2009 6:35 pm ET
by William Nippress
June in ghetto school
Graduation for a few
street life for others.
Haiku # 44220 June 3, 2009 11:33 am ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
Graduation Day
Even parents stay away
Teachers take new role.

Familiar faces
becomes the reward for them.
Four years not wasted.

We were there for them.
when nobody believed in them.
They accomplished it.

We showed them the way
Out of the ghetto they dwelled.
a new day begins.
Haiku # 44219 June 3, 2009 11:32 am ET
by Mean D. of So Cal.
whas gwoin on heer?
cunfwusin poinless . Sorry.
Marbles in my mouth.
Haiku # 44218 June 3, 2009 11:04 am ET
by Mean d. of So Cal.
warming my cockles
hail your progeny cleetus
i'm too thrilled to count
Haiku # 44217 June 3, 2009 9:37 am ET
by ash
son of sammich
bastard child of doggydoo
i toast you once more
Haiku # 44216 June 3, 2009 9:33 am ET
by ash
i gave up smoking
i really really miss it
try a bad haiku
Haiku # 44215 June 3, 2009 9:25 am ET
by pink lung of Tshwane