Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 318 Days and 77288 Haiku later...

I think tipper gore
hypocrite, hippie, rebel
then she trashed metal

tried to censor some
thing that offended her tastes
naked lunch is dull
Haiku # 44025, May 15, 2009 11:46 am ET
by bs
all the stars will die
eventually, in endless
time, even time itself
Haiku # 44024, May 15, 2009 11:41 am ET
by bs
should I want to try
to connect to this enclave
of slaves to style...

I will hit enter
i don't care no more
(redneck manifesto)

(real book, read it)
Haiku # 44023, May 15, 2009 11:40 am ET
by bs
so shall I compile
a list of enemies, nixon
style, shy, removed in

some seculuded place
not knowing how to connect
to shallow liberals?
Haiku # 44022, May 15, 2009 11:39 am ET
by bs
what will it say on
your stones, here lies an asshole
who drank the best wine
Haiku # 44021, May 15, 2009 11:37 am ET
by bs
that's funny, I think you
people who go drivel are the
self concious guardians

of culture who ought
die first when the next
real World War hits

pompous, inhumane
and unremoved, not
worth human life anymore
Haiku # 44020, May 15, 2009 11:36 am ET
by bs
oh shut the fuck up
can't you see the reason I act
like this is the critque?
Haiku # 44019, May 15, 2009 11:31 am ET
by bs
so blot out the nights
i'll be inventing new stars
until you give in
Haiku # 44018, May 15, 2009 11:01 am ET
by vince of the pursuit
the refresher course
periodically dished out
optimistic ash
Haiku # 44017, May 15, 2009 9:29 am ET
by madonna mama
Skipped past half this page
It's self indulgent "BORING"
Except the last two!
Haiku # 44016, May 15, 2009 4:03 am ET
by Stop writing drivel of For gods sake get a life
thoughtful reflection
studied classical syntax
surely it's not hard ?
Haiku # 44015, May 15, 2009 3:47 am ET
by ash of 2d1b2
again i tell you
that hitting the enter key
doesn't cause haiku
Haiku # 44014, May 15, 2009 3:45 am ET
by ash
I laugh for I am
easily set off, proving
the "fool" postulate
Haiku # 44013, May 14, 2009 10:58 pm ET
by bs of sighs and smiles
generalizations
do make an ugly taste but it
did well for hitler

till he shot himself
Haiku # 44012, May 14, 2009 10:56 pm ET
by bs of he should have been an archtect
I don't like passing
hateful judgements, that's not the
real me, I just am...

fearful, paranoid
coming free at last, and to
you a stranger...
Haiku # 44011, May 14, 2009 10:55 pm ET
by bs
yes I know those who
pass judgement are judged in turn
so what's new, politics

as usual
Haiku # 44010, May 14, 2009 10:53 pm ET
by bs
where do you idiots
come from, some hallowed empty
spire of obsolete writing?
Haiku # 44009, May 14, 2009 10:52 pm ET
by bs
hatred consumes for
if it is shallow then you
get what you give back
Haiku # 44008, May 14, 2009 10:49 pm ET
by bs
I would burn all your
books and heil hitler for hate
replaces real time

debate, hatred is
real, i would hate and be a
true being of dark

then a false and bland
aesthetic bowing to the
urbane bullshit of...

well, people so "charming"
so rich, so removed from the
common experience...
Haiku # 44007, May 14, 2009 10:48 pm ET
by bs of god damn eggheads
I picture myself
hitting him in the face not
once but again and

again, feeling the
rush of intimidation
the vague sense of bland

evil the school yard
bully felt at trashing the boy
with too many books
Haiku # 44006, May 14, 2009 10:46 pm ET
by bs
i laugh at the bland
liberal asshole who calls
my words foolish, I

would tell him babble
on, critics abound like birds
of eating garbage

flocking over some
recent kill, all saying the
same thing, squawk, and shit
Haiku # 44005, May 14, 2009 10:44 pm ET
by bs
each person wanting
desperately to be heard
a crowded bar
Haiku # 44004, May 14, 2009 6:45 pm ET
by devinj
an english major,
says the man in the pink shirt.
what's a chanticleer?
Haiku # 44003, May 14, 2009 6:38 pm ET
by devinj
a cup of red wine
overturned on my table
party foul! she says
Haiku # 44002, May 14, 2009 6:33 pm ET
by devinj
crimson liquid rock
tears apart its silver skin
the trees are burning
Haiku # 44001, May 14, 2009 12:10 pm ET
by madonna mama
crushed and bittersweet
she sighs as her hair fall down
in blue poles of rain
Haiku # 44000, May 14, 2009 11:48 am ET
by madonna mama
dell, dell, what's that smell ?
just your cred that burns in hell
fix it ? time may tell
Haiku # 43999, May 14, 2009 9:57 am ET
by ash of afflicted by dells from hell
that's it, I'll be rich
I'm gonna start farming fish
some Sarpa Salpa
Haiku # 43998, May 14, 2009 1:01 am ET
by dude.. smells like fish
How can I expect
you to keep to rules unknown?
By revealing them.
Haiku # 43997, May 13, 2009 10:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
When you understand
A promise broken twice is
twice as bad-you'll know.
Haiku # 43996, May 13, 2009 10:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the words are hiding
cannot find them anywhere
somehow that's okay
Haiku # 43995, May 13, 2009 11:45 am ET
by nice wave
we fall to vague depths
between all you will not say
and all i can't ask
Haiku # 43994, May 13, 2009 9:40 am ET
by vince
I resist the urge
His words are crap and stupid
Who will tell the twit?
Haiku # 43993, May 13, 2009 6:19 am ET
by Just write one a month
what, I didn't shave?
the loss of shaving cream the
greatest tragedy
Haiku # 43992, May 12, 2009 5:05 pm ET
by bs
stages of life pass
by the wayside what seemed big
is not years later
Haiku # 43991, May 12, 2009 5:00 pm ET
by bs
I just heard thr word...
whis-key, you know I'm now to
dream of glenlivet...

ah, that's not a bad dream...
Haiku # 43990, May 12, 2009 4:58 pm ET
by bs
closer in meaning
to all the remains throughout
our feet on the ground
Haiku # 43989, May 12, 2009 3:12 pm ET
by beach sand feels nice..xoxo
what to eat for lunch?
most anything will suffice
as long as it's fried
Haiku # 43988, May 12, 2009 2:26 pm ET
by plasticinsect
nice little boobies
all you boys go spank yourselves
you like little boobs
Haiku # 43987, May 12, 2009 2:09 pm ET
by what
okay i 'm sorry
I gotta go do work now
great big sigh..ho hum

Haiku # 43986, May 12, 2009 12:48 pm ET
by i just want attention
mom forgot to tell
you have a bastard brother
and yeah ..he has tits
Haiku # 43985, May 12, 2009 12:26 pm ET
by embrace the idea
hot wax down her back
oooh and ouch.. whats really cool
her sexy pole work
Haiku # 43984, May 12, 2009 12:24 pm ET
by Jess.. wow girl check yu out high five
cmon cmon man
put up your dukes and fight like
your momma taught you
Haiku # 43983, May 12, 2009 12:21 pm ET
by oh bitch please just give me a hug
fire thrown all about
leaving behind burning trails
just my kind to hike
Haiku # 43982, May 12, 2009 12:19 pm ET
by sun spots
i've cried all morning
the rejection of this life
my heart black and blue
Haiku # 43981, May 12, 2009 12:18 pm ET
by dead pussy
name the time and place
we'll see what aligns about
i prefer high noon

Haiku # 43980, May 12, 2009 12:16 pm ET
by underwear spurs...
odor permeates
a crowded elevator
don't look at me, man
Haiku # 43979, May 12, 2009 12:12 pm ET
by plasticinsect
trespass forgotten
river of cask strength whiskey
not yet forgiven
Haiku # 43978, May 12, 2009 10:55 am ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
the flow of words comes
out and the throwing of arms
in sighs of protest

and I leave for a
bit, come back, see the euro
spiced talk about spain

what about the low
culture, the middlebrow what's
so "low" about it

(sorry, the law died
with Jesus on the Cross)
Haiku # 43977, May 12, 2009 10:24 am ET
by bs
it's still what it is
I really feel critics don't
think when they speak much
Haiku # 43976, May 12, 2009 10:22 am ET
by bs
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