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27 Years, 318 Days and 77288 Haiku later...

generalizations
do make an ugly taste but it
did well for hitler

till he shot himself
Haiku # 44012, May 14, 2009 10:56 pm ET
by bs of he should have been an archtect
I don't like passing
hateful judgements, that's not the
real me, I just am...

fearful, paranoid
coming free at last, and to
you a stranger...
Haiku # 44011, May 14, 2009 10:55 pm ET
by bs
yes I know those who
pass judgement are judged in turn
so what's new, politics

as usual
Haiku # 44010, May 14, 2009 10:53 pm ET
by bs
where do you idiots
come from, some hallowed empty
spire of obsolete writing?
Haiku # 44009, May 14, 2009 10:52 pm ET
by bs
hatred consumes for
if it is shallow then you
get what you give back
Haiku # 44008, May 14, 2009 10:49 pm ET
by bs
I would burn all your
books and heil hitler for hate
replaces real time

debate, hatred is
real, i would hate and be a
true being of dark

then a false and bland
aesthetic bowing to the
urbane bullshit of...

well, people so "charming"
so rich, so removed from the
common experience...
Haiku # 44007, May 14, 2009 10:48 pm ET
by bs of god damn eggheads
I picture myself
hitting him in the face not
once but again and

again, feeling the
rush of intimidation
the vague sense of bland

evil the school yard
bully felt at trashing the boy
with too many books
Haiku # 44006, May 14, 2009 10:46 pm ET
by bs
i laugh at the bland
liberal asshole who calls
my words foolish, I

would tell him babble
on, critics abound like birds
of eating garbage

flocking over some
recent kill, all saying the
same thing, squawk, and shit
Haiku # 44005, May 14, 2009 10:44 pm ET
by bs
each person wanting
desperately to be heard
a crowded bar
Haiku # 44004, May 14, 2009 6:45 pm ET
by devinj
an english major,
says the man in the pink shirt.
what's a chanticleer?
Haiku # 44003, May 14, 2009 6:38 pm ET
by devinj
a cup of red wine
overturned on my table
party foul! she says
Haiku # 44002, May 14, 2009 6:33 pm ET
by devinj
crimson liquid rock
tears apart its silver skin
the trees are burning
Haiku # 44001, May 14, 2009 12:10 pm ET
by madonna mama
crushed and bittersweet
she sighs as her hair fall down
in blue poles of rain
Haiku # 44000, May 14, 2009 11:48 am ET
by madonna mama
dell, dell, what's that smell ?
just your cred that burns in hell
fix it ? time may tell
Haiku # 43999, May 14, 2009 9:57 am ET
by ash of afflicted by dells from hell
that's it, I'll be rich
I'm gonna start farming fish
some Sarpa Salpa
Haiku # 43998, May 14, 2009 1:01 am ET
by dude.. smells like fish
How can I expect
you to keep to rules unknown?
By revealing them.
Haiku # 43997, May 13, 2009 10:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
When you understand
A promise broken twice is
twice as bad-you'll know.
Haiku # 43996, May 13, 2009 10:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the words are hiding
cannot find them anywhere
somehow that's okay
Haiku # 43995, May 13, 2009 11:45 am ET
by nice wave
we fall to vague depths
between all you will not say
and all i can't ask
Haiku # 43994, May 13, 2009 9:40 am ET
by vince
I resist the urge
His words are crap and stupid
Who will tell the twit?
Haiku # 43993, May 13, 2009 6:19 am ET
by Just write one a month
what, I didn't shave?
the loss of shaving cream the
greatest tragedy
Haiku # 43992, May 12, 2009 5:05 pm ET
by bs
stages of life pass
by the wayside what seemed big
is not years later
Haiku # 43991, May 12, 2009 5:00 pm ET
by bs
I just heard thr word...
whis-key, you know I'm now to
dream of glenlivet...

ah, that's not a bad dream...
Haiku # 43990, May 12, 2009 4:58 pm ET
by bs
closer in meaning
to all the remains throughout
our feet on the ground
Haiku # 43989, May 12, 2009 3:12 pm ET
by beach sand feels nice..xoxo
what to eat for lunch?
most anything will suffice
as long as it's fried
Haiku # 43988, May 12, 2009 2:26 pm ET
by plasticinsect
nice little boobies
all you boys go spank yourselves
you like little boobs
Haiku # 43987, May 12, 2009 2:09 pm ET
by what
okay i 'm sorry
I gotta go do work now
great big sigh..ho hum

Haiku # 43986, May 12, 2009 12:48 pm ET
by i just want attention
mom forgot to tell
you have a bastard brother
and yeah ..he has tits
Haiku # 43985, May 12, 2009 12:26 pm ET
by embrace the idea
hot wax down her back
oooh and ouch.. whats really cool
her sexy pole work
Haiku # 43984, May 12, 2009 12:24 pm ET
by Jess.. wow girl check yu out high five
cmon cmon man
put up your dukes and fight like
your momma taught you
Haiku # 43983, May 12, 2009 12:21 pm ET
by oh bitch please just give me a hug
fire thrown all about
leaving behind burning trails
just my kind to hike
Haiku # 43982, May 12, 2009 12:19 pm ET
by sun spots
i've cried all morning
the rejection of this life
my heart black and blue
Haiku # 43981, May 12, 2009 12:18 pm ET
by dead pussy
name the time and place
we'll see what aligns about
i prefer high noon

Haiku # 43980, May 12, 2009 12:16 pm ET
by underwear spurs...
odor permeates
a crowded elevator
don't look at me, man
Haiku # 43979, May 12, 2009 12:12 pm ET
by plasticinsect
trespass forgotten
river of cask strength whiskey
not yet forgiven
Haiku # 43978, May 12, 2009 10:55 am ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
the flow of words comes
out and the throwing of arms
in sighs of protest

and I leave for a
bit, come back, see the euro
spiced talk about spain

what about the low
culture, the middlebrow what's
so "low" about it

(sorry, the law died
with Jesus on the Cross)
Haiku # 43977, May 12, 2009 10:24 am ET
by bs
it's still what it is
I really feel critics don't
think when they speak much
Haiku # 43976, May 12, 2009 10:22 am ET
by bs
Friends new, old, worldwide!
Facebooks taking on new life
Soon to circle Earth
Haiku # 43975, May 12, 2009 5:29 am ET
by William Nippress of Facebook
intoxicating
with addictive potential
the "off-my-facebook"
Haiku # 43974, May 12, 2009 1:56 am ET
by ash
it has fudge in it
ribbons of chocolate lust
so smooth and creamy

Haiku # 43973, May 11, 2009 5:31 pm ET
by my name is veronica i am 5 5 and have a size 34 dd chest giggle snort
a bug in mapquest
led me to your street address
right into this bed
Haiku # 43972, May 11, 2009 11:05 am ET
by vince
people, glass houses
telling and doing the same
You said it! So why?
Haiku # 43971, May 10, 2009 6:59 am ET
by people are strange
streams of consciousness
arranged into syllables
just aren't real haiku
Haiku # 43970, May 10, 2009 5:52 am ET
by ash of "read all about it"
We have given her
seven payment arrangements.
She has yet to pay.
Haiku # 43969, May 10, 2009 1:04 am ET
by Friendly Neighborhood Supervisor
social protest the
desire to tell those in
what to do and where

to go, good motives
often loud annoying peace
sign people with signs
Haiku # 43968, May 9, 2009 11:46 am ET
by bs
to enjoy hiking
to take a long break from the
world of machinery...

oh, a cell phone call...
hello? can you hear me? did
you get that pic of

the tree stand? cool huh
think we should go hunt on say
uh, wednesday...cool

ah the sounds of you
know...click, nature, to get oh
away, fro...another call...

what? I'm trying to
oh the phone bill...yeah um, call
me back in five...thanks

Haiku # 43967, May 9, 2009 11:32 am ET
by bs
when I lose something
dear to me in real life and
say grace here then the

narcissism of
on line arts just finds something
else to "shoot off at"
Haiku # 43966, May 9, 2009 11:15 am ET
by hasty self indulgence
and yet there is so much
more
to be said about
logorea
Haiku # 43965, May 9, 2009 8:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
mirror!
mirrorrr!
on the wall...
but oh no the wall is ...
on the mirorr!
Haiku # 43964, May 9, 2009 7:40 am ET
by whateva
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