Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 318 Days and 77289 Haiku later...

name the time and place
we'll see what aligns about
i prefer high noon

Haiku # 43980, May 12, 2009 12:16 pm ET
by underwear spurs...
odor permeates
a crowded elevator
don't look at me, man
Haiku # 43979, May 12, 2009 12:12 pm ET
by plasticinsect
trespass forgotten
river of cask strength whiskey
not yet forgiven
Haiku # 43978, May 12, 2009 10:55 am ET
by Technokoi of Venice Beach
the flow of words comes
out and the throwing of arms
in sighs of protest

and I leave for a
bit, come back, see the euro
spiced talk about spain

what about the low
culture, the middlebrow what's
so "low" about it

(sorry, the law died
with Jesus on the Cross)
Haiku # 43977, May 12, 2009 10:24 am ET
by bs
it's still what it is
I really feel critics don't
think when they speak much
Haiku # 43976, May 12, 2009 10:22 am ET
by bs
Friends new, old, worldwide!
Facebooks taking on new life
Soon to circle Earth
Haiku # 43975, May 12, 2009 5:29 am ET
by William Nippress of Facebook
intoxicating
with addictive potential
the "off-my-facebook"
Haiku # 43974, May 12, 2009 1:56 am ET
by ash
it has fudge in it
ribbons of chocolate lust
so smooth and creamy

Haiku # 43973, May 11, 2009 5:31 pm ET
by my name is veronica i am 5 5 and have a size 34 dd chest giggle snort
a bug in mapquest
led me to your street address
right into this bed
Haiku # 43972, May 11, 2009 11:05 am ET
by vince
people, glass houses
telling and doing the same
You said it! So why?
Haiku # 43971, May 10, 2009 6:59 am ET
by people are strange
streams of consciousness
arranged into syllables
just aren't real haiku
Haiku # 43970, May 10, 2009 5:52 am ET
by ash of "read all about it"
We have given her
seven payment arrangements.
She has yet to pay.
Haiku # 43969, May 10, 2009 1:04 am ET
by Friendly Neighborhood Supervisor
social protest the
desire to tell those in
what to do and where

to go, good motives
often loud annoying peace
sign people with signs
Haiku # 43968, May 9, 2009 11:46 am ET
by bs
to enjoy hiking
to take a long break from the
world of machinery...

oh, a cell phone call...
hello? can you hear me? did
you get that pic of

the tree stand? cool huh
think we should go hunt on say
uh, wednesday...cool

ah the sounds of you
know...click, nature, to get oh
away, fro...another call...

what? I'm trying to
oh the phone bill...yeah um, call
me back in five...thanks

Haiku # 43967, May 9, 2009 11:32 am ET
by bs
when I lose something
dear to me in real life and
say grace here then the

narcissism of
on line arts just finds something
else to "shoot off at"
Haiku # 43966, May 9, 2009 11:15 am ET
by hasty self indulgence
and yet there is so much
more
to be said about
logorea
Haiku # 43965, May 9, 2009 8:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
mirror!
mirrorrr!
on the wall...
but oh no the wall is ...
on the mirorr!
Haiku # 43964, May 9, 2009 7:40 am ET
by whateva
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Haiku # 43963, May 9, 2009 7:35 am ET
by dc63b
Drink because of life
Alcohol will bring you back
To the end of the...

Oops, I ran out of
Syllables - Now how do I
Get my point across?
Haiku # 43962, May 8, 2009 9:14 pm ET
by Sir Osis of Liver
wish i come with straws
so they can slurp my essence
without getting choked
Haiku # 43961, May 8, 2009 9:51 am ET
by vince
Leaves flutter gently,
Whispering songs of the trees;
Summer usurps spring.
Haiku # 43960, May 7, 2009 11:57 pm ET
by Templar of Steel of 12th Century Scotland
When I think about
how I died, I can't be sad
...because it's over
Haiku # 43959, May 7, 2009 7:47 pm ET
by SwissSide of over there
such beauty exists
do you see it? it's you
waiting to be born
Haiku # 43958, May 7, 2009 4:12 pm ET
by vince
diet coke,menthos
dark, foam fountain, sugar-free.
What a sight to see.
Haiku # 43957, May 6, 2009 1:32 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
holding on to love
with rivers that wash within
the waters are white

Haiku # 43956, May 3, 2009 4:38 pm ET
by sheeps and wolves
He does exist he
Is writing on a blog now
This is the moon man
Haiku # 43955, May 3, 2009 11:17 am ET
by lunarboy1986
I note you say he
there are two people involved
So maybe its you?
Haiku # 43954, May 3, 2009 9:10 am ET
by Never had a complaint myself
The perfect lover
Just like the man in the moon
He does not exist
Haiku # 43953, May 3, 2009 2:30 am ET
by rollercoaster
What about the bike?
Yeah, I can help you fix it,
At least I can try.
Haiku # 43952, May 1, 2009 11:19 pm ET
by Chistery
The king is an ass
they try to deny progress
for selfish gains
Haiku # 43951, April 30, 2009 3:02 pm ET
by Sadistic lover
Artificial brain
creates the perfect lover ?
maybe so, I'm game
Haiku # 43950, April 30, 2009 2:54 pm ET
by Sadistic lover
What she doesn't know
won't hurt her. She's insurance
a standby lover
Haiku # 43949, April 30, 2009 2:52 pm ET
by Sadistic lover
Spooky predictions
of doom and gloom miss the point
They need your ass and brain
Haiku # 43948, April 30, 2009 2:46 pm ET
by Theyy wont kill all of you until they dont need you
I'm rappin haiku
I'm here to say, "cant touch this"
other haikus: gay

Eat my syllables
I'm in your face. Your haiku
Is a big disgrace

So try to keep up
don't bust your brains, cuz your rhymes
are totally lame
Haiku # 43947, April 30, 2009 2:27 pm ET
by rappin haiku
Times will get bad, girl
Yeah, I can help you survive
or pick someone else
Haiku # 43946, April 30, 2009 2:10 pm ET
by Sadistic lover
Flu, women, disaster
Universe just wants progress
What a weird God, huh?
Haiku # 43945, April 30, 2009 2:07 pm ET
by Sadistic lover
Frickin Mayan punks
End of times in twenty twelve?
Maybe they were smart
Haiku # 43944, April 30, 2009 2:04 pm ET
by Sadistic lover
I will whip her ass
just to keep her, no regrets
to taste her desire
Haiku # 43943, April 30, 2009 2:01 pm ET
by Sadistic lover
Its within my grasp
An intelligent machine
Ha ha, screw you all.
Haiku # 43942, April 30, 2009 1:57 pm ET
by Sadistic lover
May tenth, something bad
Makes the peasants mad and 'fraid
Depression close
Haiku # 43941, April 30, 2009 1:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh she's hot, no doubt
Valley girl with an old soul
How long will it last?
Haiku # 43940, April 30, 2009 1:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
girl of twenty three
wanting me to capture her
I'm older, wiser

Haiku # 43939, April 30, 2009 1:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Frickin Legatus
The king rapes the peasants' ass
Continuously
Haiku # 43938, April 30, 2009 1:42 pm ET
by Reinhardt
Swine flu in my brain
An old virus kills again
Well, what's for breakfast?
Haiku # 43937, April 30, 2009 1:39 pm ET
by SnotStain
Before the dogs bark
The caravan passes by
After the dogs bark
Haiku # 43936, April 29, 2009 7:58 pm ET
by rollercoaster
same old beaten path
my tired shoes start to scar
the walks i've taken

used to roam around
now i just plod straight ahead
where's my sudden left?
Haiku # 43935, April 29, 2009 11:31 am ET
by vince
Majestic mountains
obscured by the city smog.
l.A.'s missing gem.
Haiku # 43934, April 28, 2009 1:19 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
Tumble weed floats by
Nothing stirs "not a haiku"!
A deserted town
Haiku # 43933, April 28, 2009 4:47 am ET
by William Nippress of Watched too many Cowboy films
i'm out of practice
of course the last line should read
"very quiet here"
Haiku # 43932, April 27, 2009 9:03 am ET
by ash
i'm obliged to ask :
where have all the haiku gone ?
it's very quiet here
Haiku # 43931, April 27, 2009 9:02 am ET
by ash
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