Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
I note you say he
there are two people involved
So maybe its you?
Haiku # 43954 May 3, 2009 9:10 am ET
by Never had a complaint myself
The perfect lover
Just like the man in the moon
He does not exist
Haiku # 43953 May 3, 2009 2:30 am ET
by rollercoaster
What about the bike?
Yeah, I can help you fix it,
At least I can try.
Haiku # 43952 May 1, 2009 11:19 pm ET
by Chistery
The king is an ass
they try to deny progress
for selfish gains
Haiku # 43951 April 30, 2009 3:02 pm ET
by Sadistic lover
Artificial brain
creates the perfect lover ?
maybe so, I'm game
Haiku # 43950 April 30, 2009 2:54 pm ET
by Sadistic lover
What she doesn't know
won't hurt her. She's insurance
a standby lover
Haiku # 43949 April 30, 2009 2:52 pm ET
by Sadistic lover
Spooky predictions
of doom and gloom miss the point
They need your ass and brain
Haiku # 43948 April 30, 2009 2:46 pm ET
by Theyy wont kill all of you until they dont need you
I'm rappin haiku
I'm here to say, "cant touch this"
other haikus: gay

Eat my syllables
I'm in your face. Your haiku
Is a big disgrace

So try to keep up
don't bust your brains, cuz your rhymes
are totally lame
Haiku # 43947 April 30, 2009 2:27 pm ET
by rappin haiku
Times will get bad, girl
Yeah, I can help you survive
or pick someone else
Haiku # 43946 April 30, 2009 2:10 pm ET
by Sadistic lover
Flu, women, disaster
Universe just wants progress
What a weird God, huh?
Haiku # 43945 April 30, 2009 2:07 pm ET
by Sadistic lover
Frickin Mayan punks
End of times in twenty twelve?
Maybe they were smart
Haiku # 43944 April 30, 2009 2:04 pm ET
by Sadistic lover
I will whip her ass
just to keep her, no regrets
to taste her desire
Haiku # 43943 April 30, 2009 2:01 pm ET
by Sadistic lover
Its within my grasp
An intelligent machine
Ha ha, screw you all.
Haiku # 43942 April 30, 2009 1:57 pm ET
by Sadistic lover
May tenth, something bad
Makes the peasants mad and 'fraid
Depression close
Haiku # 43941 April 30, 2009 1:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Oh she's hot, no doubt
Valley girl with an old soul
How long will it last?
Haiku # 43940 April 30, 2009 1:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
girl of twenty three
wanting me to capture her
I'm older, wiser

Haiku # 43939 April 30, 2009 1:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Frickin Legatus
The king rapes the peasants' ass
Continuously
Haiku # 43938 April 30, 2009 1:42 pm ET
by Reinhardt
Swine flu in my brain
An old virus kills again
Well, what's for breakfast?
Haiku # 43937 April 30, 2009 1:39 pm ET
by SnotStain
Before the dogs bark
The caravan passes by
After the dogs bark
Haiku # 43936 April 29, 2009 7:58 pm ET
by rollercoaster
same old beaten path
my tired shoes start to scar
the walks i've taken

used to roam around
now i just plod straight ahead
where's my sudden left?
Haiku # 43935 April 29, 2009 11:31 am ET
by vince
Majestic mountains
obscured by the city smog.
l.A.'s missing gem.
Haiku # 43934 April 28, 2009 1:19 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
Tumble weed floats by
Nothing stirs "not a haiku"!
A deserted town
Haiku # 43933 April 28, 2009 4:47 am ET
by William Nippress of Watched too many Cowboy films
i'm out of practice
of course the last line should read
"very quiet here"
Haiku # 43932 April 27, 2009 9:03 am ET
by ash
i'm obliged to ask :
where have all the haiku gone ?
it's very quiet here
Haiku # 43931 April 27, 2009 9:02 am ET
by ash
Antonella. Wow!
sexiest woman ever
She walks like a dream

This is what you feel!
You re the centre of her world
Talks only to you!

Italian eyes
Runs her fingers through her hair
She looks up at you

She is just awesome
Men just stop and watch her move
Mouths open dropped jaws

You come stay with me
Come to the Adriatic
We will have some fun

Should I go to her?
Like I would listen to you
I'm going that's that!
Haiku # 43930 April 23, 2009 6:18 am ET
by William Nippress of You must go to Barcelona
Its been two long days
No dancing what so ever
I need my fix "Now"!!!
Haiku # 43929 April 23, 2009 5:55 am ET
by William Nippress
sophistication
is in the mind of the soul
and place and class of

that does it, jeff
foxworthy redneck haikus
Haiku # 43928 April 19, 2009 11:51 am ET
by bs
Barcelona Rocks
made new friends and invites
Finland and Malmow
Haiku # 43927 April 19, 2009 5:29 am ET
by William Nippress of Also Berlin, Rome and Naples
rain like lover's touch
as i wake, wet on your lawn
your sprinklers are on
Haiku # 43926 April 17, 2009 3:45 pm ET
by vince
Cloud cover moves in
The red skies are biblical
Never twice the same
Haiku # 43925 April 15, 2009 1:00 am ET
by rollercoaster
whale-watching in maine
eighty dollars invested
on water-staring
Haiku # 43924 April 13, 2009 3:43 pm ET
by vince
Nature sketches Winter
With Pen and Ink
Sharp and Clear and Fine

Nature draws Spring
In Pastel Chalk
Forsynthia against a Wall

Nature paints Summer
In slender Watercolors
Pure and Clear

Nature works Autumn
In fat,thick Oils
Brilliant,Twining, and Vining

Altogether- Nature's Paintbox
Haiku # 43923 April 11, 2009 10:52 am ET
by hot chic of paradise
Coming together
Berlin Wall down twenty years
Each life has meaning
Haiku # 43922 April 11, 2009 5:28 am ET
by rollercoaster
i don't feel like it
i'de much rather just go sleep
a common cold creeps
Haiku # 43921 April 10, 2009 11:18 am ET
by whre are u postin today
the man gets a raise
he works hard on the good job
gives blood sweat and tears

Haiku # 43920 April 9, 2009 2:48 pm ET
by hard working men
her perfume lingers
across curious cubicles
can't type anymore
Haiku # 43919 April 9, 2009 1:53 pm ET
by vince
the rest found their homes
are we left to close the tap
in this lonely pub?
Haiku # 43918 April 9, 2009 9:36 am ET
by vince of just fine as fine can be
stangers in the dark
Just an exciting fumble?
Or something more real?
Haiku # 43917 April 9, 2009 8:16 am ET
by Wlliam Nippress
Strangers in the dark
What are we to each other?
Strangers in the dark
Haiku # 43916 April 9, 2009 6:31 am ET
by rollercoaster
You seem a bit down?
You having a bad time? Vince
Good work but so sad.
Haiku # 43915 April 8, 2009 12:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
'God sees sparrows fall'
did He look down and see me?
i was one of them
Haiku # 43914 April 8, 2009 10:09 am ET
by vince
you complete me like
red lion completes voltron
what am i to you?
Haiku # 43913 April 7, 2009 11:41 am ET
by vince
Meet friends dance Tango!
Only seven days to go
Oh Barcelona!
Haiku # 43912 April 7, 2009 3:44 am ET
by William Nippress
wake up, shower, shave,
eye drops, coffee, aspirin,
regret, cheerios.
Haiku # 43911 April 6, 2009 10:21 am ET
by vince
obviously you did
Gives brain an internal shake
To see his works live!
Haiku # 43910 April 6, 2009 3:50 am ET
by William Nippress
Eggs atop towers
Mustache waxed to the tips end
Gala on the cross
Haiku # 43909 April 6, 2009 3:19 am ET
by rollercoaster remembers Dali
A deliberate
Mistake? Pyrenees spelt wrong
Due to bad typing
Haiku # 43908 April 5, 2009 4:08 am ET
by William Nippress
I drove by hire car
Past snow covered Prenees
Early spring flowers

Obviously surreal
Did you get to Figueres?
Dali Museum?
Haiku # 43907 April 4, 2009 5:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Salvador DAli
I agree is immanent
Persistently lived
Haiku # 43906 April 4, 2009 2:15 am ET
by rollercoaster
a shameful way out
even the constricting noose
cannot stop your fall
Haiku # 43905 April 3, 2009 11:55 am ET
by vince