Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Meet friends dance Tango!
Only seven days to go
Oh Barcelona!
Haiku # 43912 April 7, 2009 3:44 am ET
by William Nippress
wake up, shower, shave,
eye drops, coffee, aspirin,
regret, cheerios.
Haiku # 43911 April 6, 2009 10:21 am ET
by vince
obviously you did
Gives brain an internal shake
To see his works live!
Haiku # 43910 April 6, 2009 3:50 am ET
by William Nippress
Eggs atop towers
Mustache waxed to the tips end
Gala on the cross
Haiku # 43909 April 6, 2009 3:19 am ET
by rollercoaster remembers Dali
A deliberate
Mistake? Pyrenees spelt wrong
Due to bad typing
Haiku # 43908 April 5, 2009 4:08 am ET
by William Nippress
I drove by hire car
Past snow covered Prenees
Early spring flowers

Obviously surreal
Did you get to Figueres?
Dali Museum?
Haiku # 43907 April 4, 2009 5:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Salvador DAli
I agree is immanent
Persistently lived
Haiku # 43906 April 4, 2009 2:15 am ET
by rollercoaster
a shameful way out
even the constricting noose
cannot stop your fall
Haiku # 43905 April 3, 2009 11:55 am ET
by vince
I think, just in case,
We should all wear tinfoil hats.
See "Pascal's wager".
Haiku # 43904 April 3, 2009 8:58 am ET
by phil
Yes to the artist
Gaudi is stimulating
Dali is the King!

Small compact city
I was there last December
When were you there last?
Haiku # 43903 April 3, 2009 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Gaudi is the best
The unfinished cathedral
Been there done that too
Haiku # 43902 April 3, 2009 12:12 am ET
by rollercoaster on Barcelona
cacophony
what a strange word to find
in a haiku!
Haiku # 43901 April 2, 2009 8:58 am ET
by devinj
waiting for the train
a pigeon by my shoe
what to do, friend?
Haiku # 43900 April 2, 2009 8:56 am ET
by devinj
on the bus to school
outside, a tiny brown bird
wrestles an orange peel.
Haiku # 43899 April 2, 2009 8:53 am ET
by devinj
Mind over matter
Been there done that got
Tee shirt
Why war such low tops?
Haiku # 43898 April 2, 2009 5:52 am ET
by William Nippress
god, be decent, please
maintain eye contact, focus
mind over cleavage
Haiku # 43897 April 1, 2009 3:26 pm ET
by vince of distractions
talked down like a child.
anger mounts, patience falters.
--"don't you want to talk?"
Haiku # 43896 April 1, 2009 1:45 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
it is out of reach
for the fox to reach the grapes.
Now, doesn't want it.
Haiku # 43895 April 1, 2009 1:41 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
The big orange sun
obscured by low morning clouds.
A gray day, today.
Haiku # 43894 April 1, 2009 1:33 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
the dogs are barking
at a bird on a wire.
--just wishful thinking.
Haiku # 43893 April 1, 2009 1:30 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
Midnight Milonga's
I've only ten days to go
Barcelona calls
Haiku # 43892 April 1, 2009 3:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Rare but they do exist
I've seen strong relationships
Lasting a life time
Haiku # 43891 April 1, 2009 3:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Admit now the truth
A perfect relationship
There is no such thing
Haiku # 43890 March 31, 2009 5:49 pm ET
by rollercoaster
Damnit! Misspelled word.
ruins well-intentioned lines.
Need an editor?
Haiku # 43889 March 31, 2009 3:23 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
Roits at the school.
gangstas throw signs, fight ensues.
-- Wrong education.
Haiku # 43888 March 31, 2009 3:16 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
One day you're happy.
the next, weeping a river.
Manic depression.
Haiku # 43887 March 31, 2009 3:11 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
mount fuji witnessed
the fleet's apparent demise
impossible sea
Haiku # 43886 March 31, 2009 12:24 pm ET
by vince
A yes or a no
A question is answered
Is volume crucial?
Haiku # 43885 March 30, 2009 3:52 am ET
by William Nippress
One thousand yeses
Equals a singular no
Why do you suppose?
Haiku # 43884 March 29, 2009 4:21 pm ET
by rollercoaster
Bianchi Pista
My Wonderful Bianchi
Yes Yes Yes. Oh Yes
Haiku # 43883 March 29, 2009 2:53 pm ET
by bianchi pista
London three AM
Where are all these people
Coming from/going?

All main roads in/Out
There's thousands of vehicles
I'll stop one and ask
Haiku # 43882 March 29, 2009 5:04 am ET
by Tisme
perspicuity
trusting the cover of night
this lucidity
Haiku # 43881 March 29, 2009 4:15 am ET
by Sola scriptura..
seems to me passion
her name dealt you quite a right
oh god GOD oh god
Haiku # 43880 March 29, 2009 4:06 am ET
by BB Warfield and I for tea
Insight, Thoughtfulness
Articulate donation
You know yourself well
Haiku # 43879 March 28, 2009 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress of More impressed every day
Speaking what we feel
Not just what we ought to say
Can lighten the load
Haiku # 43878 March 28, 2009 1:40 am ET
by rollercoaster
hoping to impress
i point out constellations
orion's anus
Haiku # 43877 March 27, 2009 4:38 pm ET
by vince
So glad you returned
The world is a better place
For your involvement
Haiku # 43876 March 27, 2009 5:15 am ET
by William Nippress
i keep coming back
after so many seasons
this place still does it
Haiku # 43875 March 27, 2009 2:31 am ET
by ash
when it comes like that
karma has the bad karma
that's the way it goes

Haiku # 43874 March 27, 2009 12:01 am ET
by special forces
A silly pransker
slips and falls, breaks his leg bone.
It's instant karma.
Haiku # 43873 March 26, 2009 10:18 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
he goes in
his cigarette on the ledge
still smoking...
Haiku # 43872 March 26, 2009 8:22 pm ET
by devinj
falling on ice
the groaning student able
to save his beer
Haiku # 43871 March 26, 2009 7:37 pm ET
by devinj
a bird,
singing,
shits.
Haiku # 43870 March 26, 2009 7:24 pm ET
by devinj
my butt hurts
she says.
is that so?
Haiku # 43869 March 26, 2009 7:22 pm ET
by devinj
in the grammar book
Tor tells us about his job
using present tense
Haiku # 43868 March 26, 2009 7:19 pm ET
by devinj of Trondheim, Norway
idiotic geek
yells 'w0ot!', pulls the 'running man'
as program compiles
Haiku # 43867 March 26, 2009 3:38 pm ET
by vince
stuck on an island
choose one food for rest of days?
cheeseburgers for sure
Haiku # 43866 March 26, 2009 2:18 pm ET
by ed
I eat bananas
sometimes with peanut butter
kickass sandwiches
Haiku # 43865 March 26, 2009 2:07 pm ET
by ed
you mock burger king
ha ha the joke's on you now
he's right behind you
Haiku # 43864 March 26, 2009 2:04 pm ET
by ed
the view dilated
cocktail surges of desire
want comprehension

Haiku # 43863 March 26, 2009 10:50 am ET
by neophyte