Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
god, be decent, please
maintain eye contact, focus
mind over cleavage
Haiku # 43897 April 1, 2009 3:26 pm ET
by vince of distractions
talked down like a child.
anger mounts, patience falters.
--"don't you want to talk?"
Haiku # 43896 April 1, 2009 1:45 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
it is out of reach
for the fox to reach the grapes.
Now, doesn't want it.
Haiku # 43895 April 1, 2009 1:41 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
The big orange sun
obscured by low morning clouds.
A gray day, today.
Haiku # 43894 April 1, 2009 1:33 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal.
the dogs are barking
at a bird on a wire.
--just wishful thinking.
Haiku # 43893 April 1, 2009 1:30 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
Midnight Milonga's
I've only ten days to go
Barcelona calls
Haiku # 43892 April 1, 2009 3:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Rare but they do exist
I've seen strong relationships
Lasting a life time
Haiku # 43891 April 1, 2009 3:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Admit now the truth
A perfect relationship
There is no such thing
Haiku # 43890 March 31, 2009 5:49 pm ET
by rollercoaster
Damnit! Misspelled word.
ruins well-intentioned lines.
Need an editor?
Haiku # 43889 March 31, 2009 3:23 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
Roits at the school.
gangstas throw signs, fight ensues.
-- Wrong education.
Haiku # 43888 March 31, 2009 3:16 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
One day you're happy.
the next, weeping a river.
Manic depression.
Haiku # 43887 March 31, 2009 3:11 pm ET
by mean d. of So Cal
mount fuji witnessed
the fleet's apparent demise
impossible sea
Haiku # 43886 March 31, 2009 12:24 pm ET
by vince
A yes or a no
A question is answered
Is volume crucial?
Haiku # 43885 March 30, 2009 3:52 am ET
by William Nippress
One thousand yeses
Equals a singular no
Why do you suppose?
Haiku # 43884 March 29, 2009 4:21 pm ET
by rollercoaster
Bianchi Pista
My Wonderful Bianchi
Yes Yes Yes. Oh Yes
Haiku # 43883 March 29, 2009 2:53 pm ET
by bianchi pista
London three AM
Where are all these people
Coming from/going?

All main roads in/Out
There's thousands of vehicles
I'll stop one and ask
Haiku # 43882 March 29, 2009 5:04 am ET
by Tisme
perspicuity
trusting the cover of night
this lucidity
Haiku # 43881 March 29, 2009 4:15 am ET
by Sola scriptura..
seems to me passion
her name dealt you quite a right
oh god GOD oh god
Haiku # 43880 March 29, 2009 4:06 am ET
by BB Warfield and I for tea
Insight, Thoughtfulness
Articulate donation
You know yourself well
Haiku # 43879 March 28, 2009 5:46 am ET
by William Nippress of More impressed every day
Speaking what we feel
Not just what we ought to say
Can lighten the load
Haiku # 43878 March 28, 2009 1:40 am ET
by rollercoaster
hoping to impress
i point out constellations
orion's anus
Haiku # 43877 March 27, 2009 4:38 pm ET
by vince
So glad you returned
The world is a better place
For your involvement
Haiku # 43876 March 27, 2009 5:15 am ET
by William Nippress
i keep coming back
after so many seasons
this place still does it
Haiku # 43875 March 27, 2009 2:31 am ET
by ash
when it comes like that
karma has the bad karma
that's the way it goes

Haiku # 43874 March 27, 2009 12:01 am ET
by special forces
A silly pransker
slips and falls, breaks his leg bone.
It's instant karma.
Haiku # 43873 March 26, 2009 10:18 pm ET
by mean d. of SoCal
he goes in
his cigarette on the ledge
still smoking...
Haiku # 43872 March 26, 2009 8:22 pm ET
by devinj
falling on ice
the groaning student able
to save his beer
Haiku # 43871 March 26, 2009 7:37 pm ET
by devinj
a bird,
singing,
shits.
Haiku # 43870 March 26, 2009 7:24 pm ET
by devinj
my butt hurts
she says.
is that so?
Haiku # 43869 March 26, 2009 7:22 pm ET
by devinj
in the grammar book
Tor tells us about his job
using present tense
Haiku # 43868 March 26, 2009 7:19 pm ET
by devinj of Trondheim, Norway
idiotic geek
yells 'w0ot!', pulls the 'running man'
as program compiles
Haiku # 43867 March 26, 2009 3:38 pm ET
by vince
stuck on an island
choose one food for rest of days?
cheeseburgers for sure
Haiku # 43866 March 26, 2009 2:18 pm ET
by ed
I eat bananas
sometimes with peanut butter
kickass sandwiches
Haiku # 43865 March 26, 2009 2:07 pm ET
by ed
you mock burger king
ha ha the joke's on you now
he's right behind you
Haiku # 43864 March 26, 2009 2:04 pm ET
by ed
the view dilated
cocktail surges of desire
want comprehension

Haiku # 43863 March 26, 2009 10:50 am ET
by neophyte
morning fantasy
pour tea on the damn laptop
watch little sparks fly
Haiku # 43862 March 26, 2009 10:13 am ET
by vince
Thinking, not knowing
Perception/REALITY
The fragile divide
Haiku # 43861 March 26, 2009 1:00 am ET
by Rollercoaster
warmth raises my pulse
birds sing in the light of day
a reason to dance
Haiku # 43860 March 25, 2009 12:26 pm ET
by gypsyrsle
but i don't know why
so I threw off and then ran
faster then your ass ...
Haiku # 43859 March 25, 2009 12:23 pm ET
by gypsyrsle
harmonious love
the seashell tells the story
life long recording
Haiku # 43858 March 25, 2009 12:19 pm ET
by gypsyrsle
continual play
the sounds come around again
I yank out the cord
Haiku # 43857 March 25, 2009 12:13 pm ET
by gypsyrsle
the draw of luck's charm
fell from my hands to the floor
and i left it there
Haiku # 43856 March 25, 2009 12:11 pm ET
by gypsyrsle
I have a Snickers
I kept it in my freezer
ya know, just in case

Haiku # 43855 March 25, 2009 12:10 pm ET
by gypsyrsle
you've been away so
thoughts adjusted to please time
but still. like slow death
Haiku # 43854 March 25, 2009 12:08 pm ET
by gypsyrsle
underneath the tree
the root grabs out with pure thought
nature of the beast
Haiku # 43853 March 25, 2009 12:05 pm ET
by gypsyrsle
when empty fills with
we have some, but less than you
yes then be grateful
Haiku # 43852 March 25, 2009 12:03 pm ET
by gypsyrsle
life in a dark place
I looked into your old well
there's webs and water
Haiku # 43851 March 25, 2009 11:52 am ET
by gypsyrsle
feed a dog the ring
ask her to walk the dog out
surprise proposal
Haiku # 43850 March 25, 2009 9:26 am ET
by vince
People do not "Think"
Those who will not understand
Adopt prejudice!!!
Haiku # 43849 March 25, 2009 5:37 am ET
by William Nippress of World citizen
Sensitivity
Understanding and using
The inanimate
Haiku # 43848 March 24, 2009 5:38 am ET
by William Nippress of Thorney Rollercoaster